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Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 6:08 pm
by nietzsche
Anyone knows?

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 6:08 pm
by notyou2
God knows

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 6:09 pm
by nietzsche
notyou2 wrote:God knows


that was fast.

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 6:09 pm
by nietzsche
nietzsche wrote:
notyou2 wrote:God knows


that was fast.


dat what she said?

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 6:10 pm
by Army of GOD
No one gives a shit

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 6:12 pm
by nietzsche
Army of GOD wrote:No one gives a shit


EXCUSE ME!!!


I wasn't aware of her death until last night. I would like to make up for lost time.

She was born in the same year you were born. She could've gone to college with you. She could've been your gf, then your wife and then the mother of your midget kids.

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 6:13 pm
by pimpdave
The police have suppressed files proving that the predecessors to the Tea Party Death Squads, James Dobson's Focus on the Family, are indeed behind this murder of the century.

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 6:17 pm
by notyou2
I saw a show that claimed Charles Lindburgh the nazi did it.

On an aside note, why does spell check feel nazi should be capitalized? We need to boycott spell check. Or at the very least hack into their files and respell everything.

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 8:19 pm
by Dukasaur
notyou2 wrote:I saw a show that claimed Charles Lindburgh the nazi did it.

On an aside note, why does spell check feel nazi should be capitalized? We need to boycott spell check. Or at the very least hack into their files and respell everything.

At the very least, spell check should use proper Canadian spellings and not this American hash.

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 8:38 pm
by saxitoxin
nietzsche wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:No one gives a shit


EXCUSE ME!!!


I wasn't aware of her death until last night.


I don't want to change the subject, but any thoughts on the rumor that the Houston Oilers might relocate to Nashville?

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 10:08 pm
by muy_thaiguy
saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:No one gives a shit


EXCUSE ME!!!


I wasn't aware of her death until last night.


I don't want to change the subject, but any thoughts on the rumor that the Houston Oilers might relocate to Nashville?

What about all this hubub about the Baltimore Colts moving to Indianapolis or all places?

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2014 9:20 am
by pimpdave
muy_thaiguy wrote:
saxitoxin wrote:
nietzsche wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:No one gives a shit


EXCUSE ME!!!


I wasn't aware of her death until last night.


I don't want to change the subject, but any thoughts on the rumor that the Houston Oilers might relocate to Nashville?

What about all this hubub about the Baltimore Colts moving to Indianapolis or all places?


Wrong decade for the joke, bruv.

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Tue May 06, 2014 5:12 pm
by xtratabasco
She Never Died


http://xdisciple.blogspot.com/2012/06/l ... d-amy.html

she is also porn star lynn pops and she has a website

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFbvpxcPsTA

so there yah go see more..... SUCKERS :lol:


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Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Fri Jul 24, 2015 3:25 pm
by nietzsche
bump

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 1:13 am
by Phatscotty
The mother. She caught JonBenet sneaking some peanut butter against her diet, and cracked her on the head with the big spoon.


Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 9:07 am
by DaGip
Whoever it was, I am sure they have moved back to Britain a long time ago.

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 9:08 am
by Dukasaur
Nah, they're in isolation at Guantanamo.

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Sat Jul 25, 2015 9:27 pm
by smegal69
i have good information it was a Dingo

but still have a feeling it was Mother June rubbing out the competition so Honey Boo Boo will sweep the Miss Junior USA

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:37 am
by notyou2
Honey Boo Boo is too fat to sweep. Her stomach gets in the way when she tries to hold the broom. Perhaps if they lengthened her arms.

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:13 pm
by DaGip
Here are the facts:

John Ramsey's fledgling hardware/software company for aircraft (Access Graphics a subsidiary of Lockheed Martin) had just reached the billion dollar mark in sales in December of 1996.

John Ramsey was immediately invited to a secret meeting of billionaires of which Dick Cheney was present.

Dick Cheney wanted John Ramsey to develop a universal airplane remote control, John Ramsey asked Cheney,"What for?"

"Well, we need to invade the Middle East, Johnny Boy, and we want you to be part of this little adventure of ours."

"Ok, tell me what you want to do with this universal airplane remote ?" (now referred to as the UAR)

"Johnny, we need you to make us a UAR so that we can hijack three airplanes inside the US...you see?"

"Ok?" Johnny asked with the feinting sound of interest.

"Then we crash these planes into the Twin Towers, the Pentagon, and the US Capitol...and then...BINGO! WE are at blissful war eternal with the fucking Middle East! All thanks to your little UAR."

John Ramsey was horrified at the offer and declined to help Dick Cheney and his evil cabal of billionaires.

Dick Cheney said,"Johnny Boy! I am very, very disappointed in you. I thought you were on the cusp of success...I guess not. I think this Christmas, you'll be getting something very special from old St.Dick! BOOHAAHAHAH!" Cheney mocked and stormed out of the secret Dick Cave!

A few days later...on Christmas 1996...Dick Cheney hired a goon to kidnap both JonBenet and Patsy Ramsey while John was on an important business meeting. They were held hostage inside their own home. The goon told Patsy that John needed to cooperate, but he didn't...so he needed to make sure that everyone stayed absolutely quiet about things.

The goon forced Patsy to write a note while he threatened JonBenet with her life. Patsy scribbled the note out exactly as the goon wanted her too, and then left the note on the Christmas Tree.

Then the goon tied Patsy up and forced her to watch him rape and murder their young little child.

After the goon was done, he told Patsy that the police and the nation would think that her and John did this, and to never ever piss off the Billionaire Club ever again, or this will happen to their son next. "Be thankful we didn't take BOTH your children this Christmas, Mrs.Ramsey," the goon said before he slipped away into the night.

Then GE took over Access Graphics and John willingly obliged with the creation of the UAR, and he kept his mouth shut ever since.

So, it is quite evident who is to blame here.

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Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 26, 2015 9:42 pm
by warmonger1981
Ah the god old " bush did it" . I thought he didn't care about black people like Kanye said? If that's true he would never kill a white girl.

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 8:31 pm
by danco
Xxxxxx

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 5:24 pm
by notyou2
danco wrote:
notyou2 wrote:I saw a show that claimed Charles Lindburgh the nazi did it.

On an aside note, why does spell check feel nazi should be capitalized? We need to boycott spell check. Or at the very least hack into their files and respell everything.

Or learn to spell



If you have nothing to contribute to the thread....stfu

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2016 4:14 pm
by nietzsche
has anyone found out yet?

Re: Who killed JonBenet Ramsey?

PostPosted: Tue Nov 01, 2016 4:47 pm
by notyou2
nietzsche wrote:has anyone found out yet?


Geraldo Rivera is on the cusp of settling it as soon as he breaks down a wall. The answer is on the other side of the wall.