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Horrible jokes...continuation
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Wed May 30, 2007 3:48 pmby Norse
what is black, white and red?
A moderator, that I have bludgeoned to death and wrapped up in newspaper, because they closed the last joke thread
Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 4:00 pmby muy_thaiguy
Guess the jokes have to be "cleaned up" a bit eh?
Whats the difference between Attila and a brick? The brick graduated Kindergarten before Attila!
Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 4:05 pmby AK_iceman
Moved to the Funny Farm where it belongs.
Keep this one clean and within guidleines or it'll be locked down faster than a 30 account multi.
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:07 pmby muy_thaiguy
All right, fine.
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:09 pmby johnnyrotten
4 chavs drive off a cliff in a Vauxhall Nova. Why is this a shame?
A Vauxhall Nova seats 5.
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:09 pmby Huckleberryhound
I suppose the joke "how do you know your sister has her periods?" is out then
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:10 pmby johnnyrotten
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:11 pmby johnnyrotten
I could tell the 'What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?' joke but wicked would probably get all pissy like normal.
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:12 pmby Atilla
you know.. i was going to indirectly complement this guy with an "absolute power" speech.. but screw him
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:16 pmby Huckleberryhound
What is brown and black , and hangs out a babys pram?
....a pitbull's arse.
Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 4:16 pmby Norse
The chav and emo jokes are way too funny for this thread
the horse jokes-
a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender say "why the long face?"
a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender had to phone the farmer to tell him to remove the horse
a horse walks into a bar, and has a pint, and then died, cos beer was bad for it
a horse walks into a bar, "ouch"
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:19 pmby johnnyrotten
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted.
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:23 pmby Huckleberryhound
This kid and his folks are at the zoo, and he sees these two bears having sex...
"what are they doing daddy ?"
"eh....eh....they're making cakes"
"making cakes daddy?"
"eh...yeah, making cakes"
So after the zoo, they head to the carpark. At the entrance, ther are these two dogs fucking away....
"Daddy, what are those two dogs doing ?"
"eh......mmm...they're making cakes"
"making cakes daddy ?"
"yeah son, making cakes"
The kid is that tired after the trip to the zoo, he falls asleep early, but he gets up early too......
Chapp Chap at the bedroom door,,,,
"what is it son?"
"Daddy...were you and mum making cakes in the front room tonight ?"
"eh....yes son, how do you know that?"
"Coz I just licked the icing off the carpet"
Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 4:39 pmby Huckleberryhound
do i win a prize ?
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:45 pmby Atilla
wow...
...
Girl goes to her dad and says " dad will you buy me a prom dress?"
dad says "suck my dick"
girl says "aww daddy"
dad says " suck my dick"
girl says "oh daddy your dick tastes like shit"
dad says " yeah, your brother wanted to borrow the car earlier"
Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 4:48 pmby got tonkaed
Atilla wrote:wow...
...
Girl goes to her dad and says " dad will you buy me a prom dress?"
dad says "suck my dick"
girl says "aww daddy"
dad says " suck my dick"
girl says "oh daddy your dick tastes like shit"
dad says " yeah, your brother wanted to borrow the car earlier"
let it be noted....that it was here that this thread took a turn for the worst.
Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 4:48 pmby Huckleberryhound
Kid's in the bath with his mother, and looks down between her legs....
"mummy, what's that thing there in the hair.?"
"eh....that's where your dad hit me with an axe."
"awww, good shot, right in the cunt"
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:51 pmby Atilla
quick and cool
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Wed May 30, 2007 4:59 pmby Atilla
this is some soft shit... but i've got a bluetick named "hucleberry hound".. honest truth
Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 6:27 pmby Gold Knight
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
Avalanche
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
Mudslide
What do you call a bunch of Puerto Ricans running down a hill?
Jailbreak
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Wed May 30, 2007 6:56 pmby donkeylove
A bear walks into a bar and says can I have a pint of........
.........Guiness please?
The barman asks 'why the big paws?'
Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 6:59 pmby donkeylove
How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, let the silly bitch wash up in the dark
Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 7:12 pmby civver
Gold Knight wrote:What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
Avalanche
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill?
Mudslide
What do you call a bunch of Puerto Ricans running down a hill?
Jailbreak
You are inviting a mod reprisal.
Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 7:17 pmby unriggable
Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
Posted:
Wed May 30, 2007 7:35 pmby Gold Knight
i dont see why the mods banned the jokes from the flame wars forum. The jokes are so much better when they have a nasty twist to them