Conquer Club

A while ago, we noticed DoomYoshi went off his rocker. The evidence? His endless abundance of new topics that few can understand, and even fewer ever try. Evidence #1, Evidence #2, Evidence #3, Evidence #4, Evidence #5.

So this topic seemed ripe for a semi-statistical analysis, if only to help us all get a better grasp on this strange creature.

Rationale: DoomYoshi created topics in the Off Topics Forum in 2014 investigated, in all manner of aspects.


TOTAL NUMBER Of TOPICS Created By DoomYoshi (2014): 48

PROJECTED NUMBER Of TOPICS Created By DoomYoshi (2014): ~192

Timestamps Of DoomYoshi Topic Creations, GRAPHED (2014):


Inferred Findings:

• DoomYoshi sleeps from 2:00 AM to 7:00 AM.
• DoomYoshi's most productive hour of the day begins at 10:00 AM.
• DoomYoshi lunches from 11:00 AM to 12:00 PM.
• DoomYoshi's family/roommates forbids him from posting during dinner, 6:00 PM.
• DoomYoshi sneakily posts late in the night when other family/roommates are sleeping or otherwise preoccupied.

TOTAL NUMBER of REPLIES To All DoomYoshi Topics (2014): 410
AVERAGE NUMBER of REPLIES In A DoomYoshi Topic (2014): 8.5416666

• Highest # - 46 REPLIES
• Lowest # - 0 REPLIES

TOTAL NUMBER Of REPLIES Not Including DoomYoshi REPLIES To His Own Topics (2014): 349
AVERAGE NUMBER Of REPLIES Not Including DoomYoshi REPLIES To His Own Topic (2014): 7.2708333

TOTAL NUMBER of Times DoomYoshi Was The Final Poster In A DoomYoshi Topic: 14 (~29% of the time)


Off Topic Denizen Most Likely To Reply In A DoomYoshi Topic (2014): DoomYoshi


TOTAL NUMBER Of UNIQUE POSTERS (Excluding DoomYoshi) In All DoomYoshi Topics (2014): 54

We all have blood on our hands:

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POSTERS Conspicuously Absent From Posting In DoomYoshi Topics (2014):

• universalchiro

With Love,


--Andy

This might be the best thing ever.

Could we add doomyoshi topics that are not i. The off topics forum? Doomyoshi threads are everywhere. And yes, there might be missing 17% dy topics.

betiko wrote:Could we add doomyoshi topics that are not i. The off topics forum? Doomyoshi threads are everywhere. And yes, there might be missing 17% dy topics.

The only DY topics that matter are DY topics in the Off Topics. Silly, Betiko.


--Andy

AndyDufresne wrote:

betiko wrote:Could we add doomyoshi topics that are not i. The off topics forum? Doomyoshi threads are everywhere. And yes, there might be missing 17% dy topics.

The only DY topics that matter are DY topics in the Off Topics. Silly, Betiko.


--Andy

Should i create a topic with a poll to prove you re wrong, or is the threat strong enough for you to back off with such allegation?

DY GD topics are pretty hardcore you know.

Children not only shape our future, they determine in many ways our present.

*fewer topics

mrswdk wrote:*fewer topics

Less works better, because DY is a special case. Suck on that.


--Andy

I disagree. In the case of DY, more is less.

It's crazy to think that mrswdk has been here this long.

DoomYoshi wrote:It's crazy to think that mrswdk has been here this long.

It's sane to think he/she hasn't?