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My strategy to combat America

Postby DonPineiro on Mon May 28, 2007 7:01 am

In my RISK league that I have with some friends and associates, I have South China. South China is basically a nation founded by CCP loyalist after the CCP fell out of power in China, so the southern area broke off from the new Republic. We are the main enemy of America, who Darren has. America is the strongest nation in our league. So I am trying to build South China into the power of the old China. My strategy to accomplice this is through unity and communism. Each citizen must profess communism and the national identity. And there is one party, the National Communist Party. People who dont comply are sent to camps to do time, labor, or go to a workshop where they are rehabilitated into NCP beliefs and released. I also believe in a fit populous to prepare for what could be war. Defected and disabled citizens are done away with. And to control US influence, the NCP controls all media. Only NCP sanctioned books are allowed to be published. Do you think Im getting the people ready sufficiently?
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Postby steve monkey on Mon May 28, 2007 7:11 am

is this the most bizaare post yet???
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Postby yeti_c on Mon May 28, 2007 7:12 am

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Postby GreecePwns on Mon May 28, 2007 7:12 am

steve monkey wrote:is this the most bizaare post yet???


Yep...by far. Maybe not, ranck is a close second.
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby DiM on Mon May 28, 2007 10:28 am

DonPineiro wrote:In my RISK league that I have with some friends and associates, I have South China. South China is basically a nation founded by CCP loyalist after the CCP fell out of power in China, so the southern area broke off from the new Republic. We are the main enemy of America, who Darren has. America is the strongest nation in our league. So I am trying to build South China into the power of the old China. My strategy to accomplice this is through unity and communism. Each citizen must profess communism and the national identity. And there is one party, the National Communist Party. People who dont comply are sent to camps to do time, labor, or go to a workshop where they are rehabilitated into NCP beliefs and released. I also believe in a fit populous to prepare for what could be war. Defected and disabled citizens are done away with. And to control US influence, the NCP controls all media. Only NCP sanctioned books are allowed to be published. Do you think Im getting the people ready sufficiently?


i think you're onto something here but your strategy is rather old fashioned.
let me help you. so, you are trying to make all the people communists, right? sending them to labour camps does not work. threatening them with death unless they become commies is wrong. they'll suffer and suffer until a point where they start a revolution and you end up dead in a gutter. don't do it like this. embrace the 21st century embrace the technology. people don't obey you and they want to become democratic bastards? don't worry. get the country's brightest minds and offer them riches beyond their wildest dreams and then they will help you develop such technologies as mind control, macdonald's, nfl, pillates exercises. then unleash those technologies into the country and you got yourself a bunch of brain dead zombies that will follow you whatever you say. after that get a puppet. an idiot that can only make a fool of himself no matter what he tries to do and make him president. just tell him that terrorists live in America and you need them dead. for the sake of Old China's integrity. then he'll start an extensive media campaign, invent motives and plots and in the end you'll have yourself a nice bombarded America. and you know what the best part is? all the world will thank you for getting rid of the nasty americans. well actually some people will hate you but this is also good cause you need fresh new test sites for your weapons.

this is the way to do it my friend :wink:
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby Jenos Ridan on Fri Jun 01, 2007 4:50 pm

DiM wrote:
DonPineiro wrote:In my RISK league that I have with some friends and associates, I have South China. South China is basically a nation founded by CCP loyalist after the CCP fell out of power in China, so the southern area broke off from the new Republic. We are the main enemy of America, who Darren has. America is the strongest nation in our league. So I am trying to build South China into the power of the old China. My strategy to accomplice this is through unity and communism. Each citizen must profess communism and the national identity. And there is one party, the National Communist Party. People who dont comply are sent to camps to do time, labor, or go to a workshop where they are rehabilitated into NCP beliefs and released. I also believe in a fit populous to prepare for what could be war. Defected and disabled citizens are done away with. And to control US influence, the NCP controls all media. Only NCP sanctioned books are allowed to be published. Do you think Im getting the people ready sufficiently?


i think you're onto something here but your strategy is rather old fashioned.
let me help you. so, you are trying to make all the people communists, right? sending them to labour camps does not work. threatening them with death unless they become commies is wrong. they'll suffer and suffer until a point where they start a revolution and you end up dead in a gutter. don't do it like this. embrace the 21st century embrace the technology. people don't obey you and they want to become democratic bastards? don't worry. get the country's brightest minds and offer them riches beyond their wildest dreams and then they will help you develop such technologies as mind control, macdonald's, nfl, pillates exercises. then unleash those technologies into the country and you got yourself a bunch of brain dead zombies that will follow you whatever you say. after that get a puppet. an idiot that can only make a fool of himself no matter what he tries to do and make him president. just tell him that terrorists live in America and you need them dead. for the sake of Old China's integrity. then he'll start an extensive media campaign, invent motives and plots and in the end you'll have yourself a nice bombarded America. and you know what the best part is? all the world will thank you for getting rid of the nasty americans. well actually some people will hate you but this is also good cause you need fresh new test sites for your weapons.

this is the way to do it my friend :wink:


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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby luns101 on Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:16 pm

DonPineiro wrote:In my RISK league that I have with some friends and associates, I have South China. South China is basically a nation founded by CCP loyalist after the CCP fell out of power in China, so the southern area broke off from the new Republic. We are the main enemy of America, who Darren has. America is the strongest nation in our league. So I am trying to build South China into the power of the old China. My strategy to accomplice this is through unity and communism. Each citizen must profess communism and the national identity. And there is one party, the National Communist Party. People who dont comply are sent to camps to do time, labor, or go to a workshop where they are rehabilitated into NCP beliefs and released. I also believe in a fit populous to prepare for what could be war. Defected and disabled citizens are done away with. And to control US influence, the NCP controls all media. Only NCP sanctioned books are allowed to be published. Do you think Im getting the people ready sufficiently?


I think I finally found a post that proves that we shouldn't legalize marijuana.
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby duday53 on Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:19 pm

luns101 wrote:
DonPineiro wrote:In my RISK league that I have with some friends and associates, I have South China. South China is basically a nation founded by CCP loyalist after the CCP fell out of power in China, so the southern area broke off from the new Republic. We are the main enemy of America, who Darren has. America is the strongest nation in our league. So I am trying to build South China into the power of the old China. My strategy to accomplice this is through unity and communism. Each citizen must profess communism and the national identity. And there is one party, the National Communist Party. People who dont comply are sent to camps to do time, labor, or go to a workshop where they are rehabilitated into NCP beliefs and released. I also believe in a fit populous to prepare for what could be war. Defected and disabled citizens are done away with. And to control US influence, the NCP controls all media. Only NCP sanctioned books are allowed to be published. Do you think Im getting the people ready sufficiently?


I think I finally found a post that proves that we shouldn't legalize marijuana.
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby hecter on Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:29 pm

luns101 wrote:
DonPineiro wrote:In my RISK league that I have with some friends and associates, I have South China. South China is basically a nation founded by CCP loyalist after the CCP fell out of power in China, so the southern area broke off from the new Republic. We are the main enemy of America, who Darren has. America is the strongest nation in our league. So I am trying to build South China into the power of the old China. My strategy to accomplice this is through unity and communism. Each citizen must profess communism and the national identity. And there is one party, the National Communist Party. People who dont comply are sent to camps to do time, labor, or go to a workshop where they are rehabilitated into NCP beliefs and released. I also believe in a fit populous to prepare for what could be war. Defected and disabled citizens are done away with. And to control US influence, the NCP controls all media. Only NCP sanctioned books are allowed to be published. Do you think Im getting the people ready sufficiently?


I think I finally found a post that proves that we shouldn't legalize marijuana.

Both of the quoted posts are BS.
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby luns101 on Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:38 am

hecter wrote:
luns101 wrote:
DonPineiro wrote:In my RISK league that I have with some friends and associates, I have South China. South China is basically a nation founded by CCP loyalist after the CCP fell out of power in China, so the southern area broke off from the new Republic. We are the main enemy of America, who Darren has. America is the strongest nation in our league. So I am trying to build South China into the power of the old China. My strategy to accomplice this is through unity and communism. Each citizen must profess communism and the national identity. And there is one party, the National Communist Party. People who dont comply are sent to camps to do time, labor, or go to a workshop where they are rehabilitated into NCP beliefs and released. I also believe in a fit populous to prepare for what could be war. Defected and disabled citizens are done away with. And to control US influence, the NCP controls all media. Only NCP sanctioned books are allowed to be published. Do you think Im getting the people ready sufficiently?


I think I finally found a post that proves that we shouldn't legalize marijuana.

Both of the quoted posts are BS.


Bachelor of Science, thank you.
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby got tonkaed on Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:48 am

luns101 wrote:
hecter wrote:
luns101 wrote:
DonPineiro wrote:In my RISK league that I have with some friends and associates, I have South China. South China is basically a nation founded by CCP loyalist after the CCP fell out of power in China, so the southern area broke off from the new Republic. We are the main enemy of America, who Darren has. America is the strongest nation in our league. So I am trying to build South China into the power of the old China. My strategy to accomplice this is through unity and communism. Each citizen must profess communism and the national identity. And there is one party, the National Communist Party. People who dont comply are sent to camps to do time, labor, or go to a workshop where they are rehabilitated into NCP beliefs and released. I also believe in a fit populous to prepare for what could be war. Defected and disabled citizens are done away with. And to control US influence, the NCP controls all media. Only NCP sanctioned books are allowed to be published. Do you think Im getting the people ready sufficiently?


I think I finally found a post that proves that we shouldn't legalize marijuana.

Both of the quoted posts are BS.


Bachelor of Science, thank you.


you have a bachelors of science in marijuana? :shock:
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby Iliad on Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:50 am

got tonkaed wrote:
luns101 wrote:
hecter wrote:
luns101 wrote:
DonPineiro wrote:In my RISK league that I have with some friends and associates, I have South China. South China is basically a nation founded by CCP loyalist after the CCP fell out of power in China, so the southern area broke off from the new Republic. We are the main enemy of America, who Darren has. America is the strongest nation in our league. So I am trying to build South China into the power of the old China. My strategy to accomplice this is through unity and communism. Each citizen must profess communism and the national identity. And there is one party, the National Communist Party. People who dont comply are sent to camps to do time, labor, or go to a workshop where they are rehabilitated into NCP beliefs and released. I also believe in a fit populous to prepare for what could be war. Defected and disabled citizens are done away with. And to control US influence, the NCP controls all media. Only NCP sanctioned books are allowed to be published. Do you think Im getting the people ready sufficiently?


I think I finally found a post that proves that we shouldn't legalize marijuana.

Both of the quoted posts are BS.


Bachelor of Science, thank you.


you have a bachelors of science in marijuana? :shock:

That would be awesome!
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby luns101 on Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:52 am

got tonkaed wrote:you have a bachelors of science in marijuana? :shock:


Shhhhhhh! Everyone else is going to want one too.
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby Iliad on Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:55 am

luns101 wrote:
got tonkaed wrote:you have a bachelors of science in marijuana? :shock:


Shhhhhhh! Everyone else is going to want one too.

Yeah and the way to keep this quiet is not to bump this.

So don't post here!
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby luns101 on Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:56 am

Iliad wrote:Yeah and the way to keep this quiet is not to bump this.

So don't post here!


bump
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby Iliad on Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:57 am

luns101 wrote:
Iliad wrote:Yeah and the way to keep this quiet is not to bump this.

So don't post here!


bump

Don't post here like I am!
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby luns101 on Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:58 am

Iliad wrote:
luns101 wrote:
Iliad wrote:Yeah and the way to keep this quiet is not to bump this.

So don't post here!


bump

Don't post here like I am!


...or what
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby Iliad on Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:00 am

luns101 wrote:
Iliad wrote:
luns101 wrote:
Iliad wrote:Yeah and the way to keep this quiet is not to bump this.

So don't post here!


bump

Don't post here like I am!


...or what

I am doing
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Re: My strategy to combat America

Postby mr. incrediball on Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:12 am

DonPineiro wrote:In my RISK league that I have with some friends and associates, I have South China. South China is basically a nation founded by CCP loyalist after the CCP fell out of power in China, so the southern area broke off from the new Republic. We are the main enemy of America, who Darren has. America is the strongest nation in our league. So I am trying to build South China into the power of the old China. My strategy to accomplice this is through unity and communism. Each citizen must profess communism and the national identity. And there is one party, the National Communist Party. People who dont comply are sent to camps to do time, labor, or go to a workshop where they are rehabilitated into NCP beliefs and released. I also believe in a fit populous to prepare for what could be war. Defected and disabled citizens are done away with. And to control US influence, the NCP controls all media. Only NCP sanctioned books are allowed to be published. Do you think Im getting the people ready sufficiently?


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Postby Norse on Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:51 am

I have the ultimate plan......

-Pull out of the EU
-Send foreigners home (people who are not naturalised into britain)
-Send tramps, chavs, gays, the work shy, limp-wristed-bleating-bleeding-heart-liberals to concentration camps
-nationalise all industries
-declare war on france, and nuke them
-Advance 2 armies to france
-cash in on cards
-fortify britain with 6 armies
-lobby around, and get germany to attack poland
-sign treaty with germany
-attack iberia, conquer them, and leave a steaming pile of shit on it


This is the start.....any suggestions/feedback?
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Postby mr. incrediball on Sat Jun 02, 2007 5:56 am

Norse wrote:I have the ultimate plan......

-Pull out of the EU
-Send foreigners home (people who are not naturalised into britain)
-Send tramps, chavs, gays, the work shy, limp-wristed-bleating-bleeding-heart-liberals to concentration camps
-nationalise all industries
-declare war on france, and nuke them
-Advance 2 armies to france
-cash in on cards
-fortify britain with 6 armies
-lobby around, and get germany to attack poland
-sign treaty with germany
-attack iberia, conquer them, and leave a steaming pile of shit on it


This is the start.....any suggestions/feedback?


let gays stay, they're alright.

this nation was built on capitalism and i will NOT let you nationalize all industries!

and foreigners are ok too.

i like cashing in on cards at the right moment!
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Postby Titanic on Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:13 am

Norse wrote:I have the ultimate plan......

-Pull out of the EU
-Send foreigners home (people who are not naturalised into britain)
-Send tramps, chavs, gays, the work shy, limp-wristed-bleating-bleeding-heart-liberals to concentration camps
-nationalise all industries
-declare war on france, and nuke them
-Advance 2 armies to france
-cash in on cards
-fortify britain with 6 armies
-lobby around, and get germany to attack poland
-sign treaty with germany
-attack iberia, conquer them, and leave a steaming pile of shit on it


This is the start.....any suggestions/feedback?


Any chance that your a Tory or BNP supporter?
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Postby Norse on Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:17 am

lol...I see why you may draw that conclusion.

Tories are fooking useless toffs, and BNP have a serious image problem.

Never voted....I suppose that takes away my right to complain, but I still moan like hell......

No party represents my beliefs really, I think it is vital to pull out of the EU though.....else we will become a 'new world order' soviet style police state. And that just wouldnt be cricket.
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Postby Stopper on Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:20 am

Titanic wrote:
Norse wrote:I have the ultimate plan......

-Pull out of the EU
-Send foreigners home (people who are not naturalised into britain)
-Send tramps, chavs, gays, the work shy, limp-wristed-bleating-bleeding-heart-liberals to concentration camps

-nationalise all industries
-declare war on france, and nuke them
-Advance 2 armies to france
-cash in on cards
-fortify britain with 6 armies
-lobby around, and get germany to attack poland
-sign treaty with germany
-attack iberia, conquer them, and leave a steaming pile of shit on it


This is the start.....any suggestions/feedback?


Any chance that your a Tory or BNP supporter?


Not Tory, no. BNP, possibly.
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