Conquer Club

This is a challenge to see who can make the best conversion from a modern day hip-hop, rap, or rock song using old English lyrics.

Just pick a modern day rock song and turn into a medieval folk lore
i'll jump in a moment if i can find a song

Let-eth begin!

Noeth.

This knave do protest, thine noble quest is too much work for one to completeth.

pancakemix wrote:Noeth.

Do-eth god damn-eth!

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

pancakemix wrote:Noeth.

Do-eth god damn-eth!

why shalt thou put thou through this torment and suffering, thou shalt smite thee

diddle wrote:

DirtyDishSoap wrote:

pancakemix wrote:Noeth.

Do-eth god damn-eth!

why shalt thou put thou through this torment and suffering, thou shalt smite thee

LIES!

'Er once was ye pig-eth, who wanted to travel yonder ye world-eth
Ye aliens art thou dangerous, and they blew up-eth ye youngun pig-eth

Ta-Dah!

how doth this thread geteth more attention and posts than thoust(my) other thread about a singer/songwriter

Because though art is a toilet-eth

In-eth the life of-eth the wrong-eth a love lingered on-eth,
Love lingered on-eth to-eth frustration.
And if-eth our love is-eth so wrong-eth, what should-eth we do-eth alone?
Or am-eth thy just a picture in a photograph?
Why-eth are we stuck in-eth this pantomime fearing a god who died?
One who-eth would not deny-eth lovers?
And thy don't care what-eth they say, if what though need is your faith,
Then-eth take a look at my face and-eth know

That till though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Until though rapture fall-eth to pieces
Find-eth in thy the room to breathe,
Simple thing-eth like suffering
Life had-eth gone this way
Life is gone-eth this way

Still-eth in the life of-eth the wrong we all-eth moved along
Another life evolved-eth to gestation
And-eth we made our way with-eth the mistake we made
But she was-eth just-eth a picture in the photograph

So she walked-eth in-eth the baby's room
Knowing what-eth she should-eth do leave thy in-eth
Absolute horror
She put-eth her hand-eth on-eth its lip she gave it
One last kiss-eth
And some tune that went-eth

Until-eth though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Till-eth though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Find-eth in-eth thy the room to breathe,
Simple thing-eth are suffering

And-eth thy would-eth and-eth thy would-eth, destroy-eth though god
Yes-eth thy would-eth if thy could destroy though god
Because though is-eth born again
Until though is worn-eth again-eth,

Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Till thoguh rapture falls to-eth pieces
Find-eth in-eth thy the room-eth to breathe,
Sinful thing-eth are suffering
Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces

But, if-eth this-eth must be, then burn-eth with thy
Anything
Just dont-eth leave
Find-eth in me the room-eth to breathe
Sinful thing-eth are suffering
Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces

She swore she heard-eth the voice of jesus
Telling-eth her it was-eth wrong to keep it
And one more thing-eth, it looked-eth like thy
Back when-eth it breathed-eth
Rest in-eth peace
Until-eth the rapture comes-eth to-eth meet us

(that took a good chunk of my time to re-do)

You know they never added eth's at the ends of their words.

Shakespeare was the first one to actually do that and he wrote it in his plays and that's when people started to add the eth's.

Well if shakespear did it then im doing it

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Well if shakespear did it then im doing it

OK

P.S.^^That song reeeeally must have taken some time.^^

About 15 damn minutes lol

Was it worth it?

Ya i feel proud of my work

DirtyDishSoap wrote:Ya i feel proud of my work

That's what counts.

DirtyDishSoap wrote:In-eth the life of-eth the wrong-eth a love lingered on-eth,
Love lingered on-eth to-eth frustration.
And if-eth our love is-eth so wrong-eth, what should-eth we do-eth alone?
Or am-eth thy just a picture in a photograph?
Why-eth are we stuck in-eth this pantomime fearing a god who died?
One who-eth would not deny-eth lovers?
And thy don't care what-eth they say, if what though need is your faith,
Then-eth take a look at my face and-eth know

That till though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Until though rapture fall-eth to pieces
Find-eth in thy the room to breathe,
Simple thing-eth like suffering
Life had-eth gone this way
Life is gone-eth this way

Still-eth in the life of-eth the wrong we all-eth moved along
Another life evolved-eth to gestation
And-eth we made our way with-eth the mistake we made
But she was-eth just-eth a picture in the photograph

So she walked-eth in-eth the baby's room
Knowing what-eth she should-eth do leave thy in-eth
Absolute horror
She put-eth her hand-eth on-eth its lip she gave it
One last kiss-eth
And some tune that went-eth

Until-eth though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Till-eth though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Find-eth in-eth thy the room to breathe,
Simple thing-eth are suffering

And-eth thy would-eth and-eth thy would-eth, destroy-eth though god
Yes-eth thy would-eth if thy could destroy though god
Because though is-eth born again
Until though is worn-eth again-eth,

Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Till thoguh rapture falls to-eth pieces
Find-eth in-eth thy the room-eth to breathe,
Sinful thing-eth are suffering
Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces
Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces

But, if-eth this-eth must be, then burn-eth with thy
Anything
Just dont-eth leave
Find-eth in me the room-eth to breathe
Sinful thing-eth are suffering
Till though rapture falls to-eth pieces

She swore she heard-eth the voice of jesus
Telling-eth her it was-eth wrong to keep it
And one more thing-eth, it looked-eth like thy
Back when-eth it breathed-eth
Rest in-eth peace
Until-eth the rapture comes-eth to-eth meet us

(that took a good chunk of my time to re-do)

It took you 15 minutes to add -eth to the end of every third word?

You really need to learn to use copy and paste...

Eh
Copy and paste is overrated

Thine work is quite superfluous-eth

Post that in our game-eth

I figured that this would be appropriate.

Bump-eth

Aries wrote:Post that in our game-eth

Thy doesnt think-eth will fit-eth