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Cheesus!

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:12 pm
by bonified
Cheesus is the king of cheese, and is more holy than any other being, if u r a cheese lover, Cheeus is calling you to join him and claim things as his, and promote his cheesy ways! i am his most trusted adviser/2nd in command, join us now, or you will pay! to become a memeber of the Cheesus clan/thingy, supmitt now, reply to this, or just right back to me, say how you surrender to the power of Cheesus! and after every post you will say

"hail Cheesus"

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:14 pm
by jnd94
Loser. Please leave. Mods, can you move this to flame wars?

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:14 pm
by mr. incrediball
please die...

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:14 pm
by Dancing Mustard
What starts with a G, ends with a Y, and has F in the middle?

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:14 pm
by Anarkistsdream
I hope they ban you.

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:15 pm
by The1exile
Dancing Mustard wrote:What starts with a G, ends with a Y, and has F in the middle?


I don't know. Go f*ck billy?

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:15 pm
by The1exile
Anarkistsdream wrote:I hope they ban you.


QFE&T

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:15 pm
by bonified
you will all pay to the power of the grat Cheesus! you are all just scared that Cheesus is more powerful than lil old freegin' spamalot!

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:16 pm
by JoeCorden
Dancing Mustard wrote:What starts with a G, ends with a Y, and has F in the middle?


God, I F*#~@$ hate this Bonified guy?

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:17 pm
by bonified
and he hates you,

Hail CHEESUS

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:18 pm
by jnd94
bonified wrote:and he hates you,

Hail CHEESUS



please go die. Nobody wants you here.

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:24 pm
by bonified
and you r.........?
hail CHeesus

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:30 pm
by bonified
you know hate is only a form of major FEAR, you fear Cheesus, HA,

Hail CHeesus!

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:32 pm
by jnd94
bonified wrote:you know hate is only a form of major FEAR, you fear Cheesus, HA,

Hail CHeesus!


no, I dislike you because you are an annying attention-whore who's idea of fun is writing stupid things like a cheese god on a risk website. Again, please go die.

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:32 pm
by unriggable
GFY Good For You

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:35 pm
by bonified
NO, well, what the hell does smapalot have to do with risk anyways! funny farm u can talk about what ever the frick u want, and Cheesus is not the Cheese God, there is none, just king of cheese and mars! GOSH GROW UP! ok i am an 8th grade boy, and i have a very active emagination! chill!
HAIL CHEESUS

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:43 pm
by Dancing Mustard
I heard that God was a paedophile because he impregnated a non-consenting twelve year old girl with his child. How can you expect me to love 'Cheesus' if he's the spawn of an underage rape? Isn't that something of a stumbling block for your religion?

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:44 pm
by bonified
i love cheese! u all who apose Cheesus will pay in the end!
hail Cheesus, SPAMALOT SUCKS!

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:44 pm
by Anarkistsdream
With your spelling, you should still be in kindergarten, you dip...

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:45 pm
by bonified
dude, Cheesus is not jesus! this has nothing to do with him, it's not a religoin, just a clan, or group!
CHEESUS RULES, SPAMALOT SUCKS HIS @$$!
hail Cheesus

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:46 pm
by Dancing Mustard
bonified wrote:dude, Cheesus is not jesus! this has nothing to do with him, it's not a religoin, just a clan, or group!
CHEESUS RULES, SPAMALOT SUCKS HIS @$$!
hail Cheesus

So what you're saying is that Jesus is the spawn of a paedophile rapist, and that cheesus is some other dude who has nothing to do with that unfortunate incident?

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:47 pm
by Syzygy
How to say this politely....

Hmm?

f*ck off.

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:48 pm
by RobinJ
f*ck this not being in Flame Wars. This thread is more fucking random than "The Random Conversation Thread". Bullshit at the highest level. GFY! Don't take that personally - it just felt good to let out some of the rage inside of me lol

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:49 pm
by bonified
leave jesus out of this, just bow to the power of CHEESUS
hail CHEESUS

Hail Cheesus!

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 3:51 pm
by g unit
Cheesus you are awsome!
Hail Cheesus