Bam's Jackass School

by **Bam Margera** on Fri May 18, 2007 11:49 am

Do you want to know how to become the perfect jackass? Learn how to piss people off, slam into cars, or chug egg yolk? Well, your in luck because here at Jackass School we will teach you all the basics to becoming that number 1 jackass in your home. We are recruiting teachers at this time, so if you think you are a good teacher and have the ability to teach these new comers the jackass ways then come and I will interview you through pm or another thread. Thank you all and I'm looking forward to it.

** Bam

We are not responsible for any mental or physical injuries.

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Fri May 18, 2007 11:51 am

Woo Hoo!
Knoxville better be there...or Steve-O

by **Bam Margera** on Fri May 18, 2007 11:59 am

Knox will be there on the weekends when we have night sessions. Party Boy and Preston will be there for most of the day sessions. But, most of the day sessions we meet here on this thread at 5:30 Eastern time because of Phil. Him and Ape screwed my damn hummer up.

by **kalishnikov** on Fri May 18, 2007 12:05 pm

Oh can you really teach us how to sell out???

I've been wondering how I can get a corporate sponsorship for acting like a spoiled 12 year-old when in reality I'm 30. Or perhaps I'm so desperate for acceptance that I'll injure myself, film it, then finally be cool.

The only thing weaker then Jackass and Bam Margera is someone who'd come on to CC and pose as him.

Go find a forum full of 13 year-olds, they'll probably think you're really cool, but your average CC'ers is somewhere between 16 and 30, so we're to old to be your target demographic.

And one final thought, GFY.

by **Bam Margera** on Fri May 18, 2007 12:14 pm

kalishnikov wrote:Oh can you really teach us how to sell out???

I've been wondering how I can get a corporate sponsorship for acting like a spoiled 12 year-old when in reality I'm 30. Or perhaps I'm so desperate for acceptance that I'll injure myself, film it, then finally be cool.

The only thing weaker then Jackass and Bam Margera is someone who'd come on to CC and pose as him.

Go find a forum full of 13 year-olds, they'll probably think you're really cool, but your average CC'ers is somewhere between 16 and 30, so we're to old to be your target demographic.

And one final thought, GFY.

Lol, wow your cool. So, since you obviousaly already know how to be a jackass maybe you could be a teacher. But honeslty, I am Bam Margera. My wife is Missy, some of my beast friends are Dunn, Preston, Wee man, Knoxville, Steve, Rake, Dicamillo, and can't forget Peja. So, if you don't know what your talking about bro dont talk. Douch on man dick.

by **DirtyDishSoap** on Fri May 18, 2007 12:15 pm

lmfao Douche on Man Dick

funniest crap ever

by **Bam Margera** on Fri May 18, 2007 12:19 pm

Almost forgot Chris.

by **kalishnikov** on Fri May 18, 2007 12:26 pm

Bam Margera wrote:
kalishnikov wrote:Oh can you really teach us how to sell out???

I've been wondering how I can get a corporate sponsorship for acting like a spoiled 12 year-old when in reality I'm 30. Or perhaps I'm so desperate for acceptance that I'll injure myself, film it, then finally be cool.

The only thing weaker then Jackass and Bam Margera is someone who'd come on to CC and pose as him.

Go find a forum full of 13 year-olds, they'll probably think you're really cool, but your average CC'ers is somewhere between 16 and 30, so we're to old to be your target demographic.

And one final thought, GFY.

Lol, wow your cool. So, since you obviousaly already know how to be a jackass maybe you could be a teacher. But honeslty, I am Bam Margera. My wife is Missy, some of my beast friends are Dunn, Preston, Wee man, Knoxville, Steve, Rake, Dicamillo, and can't forget Peja. So, if you don't know what your talking about bro dont talk. Douch on man dick.

I ws going to respond with some quite mean remark, then further insult you, but I decided there's no need.

But I must say, I highly doubt you're Bam Margera. I say this because I live less then 15 minutes away from where you (Bam) lives, have met "you," and highly doubt you're the same person. Personalities don't seem concurent, nor do your choice of words.

Oh and by the way, I'm the heart-dotted I in the word apologize scribbled on a postcard, sent from somewhere volcanoes are.

by **firth4eva** on Fri May 18, 2007 12:40 pm

kalishnikov wrote:
Oh and by the way, I'm the heart-dotted I in the word apologize scribbled on a postcard, sent from somewhere volcanoes are.

seriously. WTF

by **Bam Margera** on Fri May 18, 2007 12:55 pm

firth4eva wrote:
kalishnikov wrote:
Oh and by the way, I'm the heart-dotted I in the word apologize scribbled on a postcard, sent from somewhere volcanoes are.

seriously. WTF

For real bro I don't know what the f*ck thats suppose to mean but I don't think ive met you. Whats your name?

by **kalishnikov** on Fri May 18, 2007 1:25 pm

You don't recognize lyrics from a song on which you did the intro and outro to the cd?

by **kalishnikov** on Fri May 18, 2007 1:32 pm

Oh and whether or not you are who you say you are, I aplogize about the GFY; you didn't deserve that.

I truly didn't mean to come off ass an asshole, but Bam Margera let me down in a very personal manner once, for which I will never forgive him.

I was reading Flame Wars for awhile before I saw your post and kinda forgot which forum we were in. So again, I'm sorry for assholishness/condeceding tone in above posts.

And to clarify, I don't know you (Bam), I've just met him and know people he (you?) knows.

by **Bam Margera** on Fri May 18, 2007 2:02 pm

No, I knew what you were quoting I just didn't know what you meant by it. Anyway I'm a forgivfull guy so what did I let you down on? If you need to pm me.

by **Backglass** on Fri May 18, 2007 2:12 pm

Bam Margera wrote:No, I knew what you were quoting I just didn't know what you meant by it. Anyway I'm a forgivfull guy so what did I let you down on? If you need to pm me.

You should be able to clear up any doubt very quickly. You are a wealthy filmmaker now, so you have many camera's at your disposal. A quick photo in your kitchen holding a handwritten sign about Conquer Club should suffice.

Don't take too long now.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri May 18, 2007 2:17 pm

*Impatiently glances at watch*

:roll:

by **Bam Margera** on Fri May 18, 2007 2:27 pm

Backglass wrote:
Bam Margera wrote:No, I knew what you were quoting I just didn't know what you meant by it. Anyway I'm a forgivfull guy so what did I let you down on? If you need to pm me.

You should be able to clear up any doubt very quickly. You are a wealthy filmmaker now, so you have many camera's at your disposal. A quick photo in your kitchen holding a handwritten sign about Conquer Club should suffice.

Don't take too long now.

???

by **Dancing Mustard** on Fri May 18, 2007 2:45 pm

I think what Backglass would like you to do, is prove that you're actually the man you say you are.
Something like this: http://www.bigblueball.com/forums/webca ... ichat.html

I'll be here waiting when you do...