Conquer Club

Indian men areDelhi small.

I knew it! THAT'S why British Indian kids are so angry all the time.

Raises some interesting questions though.

Five minutes web searching (and, by the way, don't ever google "penis size" and hit "I'm feeling lucky") turned up some interesting stuff.

"Penis size differs according to race and nationality," Junya Iwamuro, a urologist and head of the Japan Association for Development of Community Medicine, tells Shukan Shincho. "I must admit the Westerners' penises I have come in contact with have been large and fat and certainly seem to be larger than the Japanese. However, the data suggests that there is a huge gap in size between Japanese and South Koreans. How the original data was obtained is a problem. It doesn't mention age, or the extent of the erection. It's very difficult to get an average figure on an international scale."

Huzzah! As a Westerner, this news is brilliant! However, the article continues:

"French guys I've slept with have been, like a lot of Japanese, uncircumcised, but I didn't think they were particularly large," she says. "Their peach-colored penises were hard and thick, but they fit perfectly with the Japanese condoms I gave them to use. Apart from the color, they were no different to the Japanese ones. My memories are struggling to breathe from all the chest hair that kept hitting me when they were in the missionary position. They were fantastic at sex, though, really concentrating hard. They never leave you alone and are really kinky. The French have got an inordinate interest in anal sex."

Damn. Like French guys don't already have it easy enough with the girls. However, the crowning glory (hah!) was yet to come!

"White American men were my biggest disappointment. I can see why the survey ranked their size below the Japanese. They don't try anything new and barely do any foreplay. They just go through the motions, but then scream out like mad while they're doing it. They'd have to be regarded as pretty useless at sex"

Ouch. Glad I'm a Brit

Has this research affected your personal penile preferences? Or as we'll refer to it here as PPP.

Nice work on leaving 13 people who read this before me 'speachless'.

Sunil Mehra wrote:From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.

With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend.

I want to be her best friend.

Anyway, though it's such a hotly-debated point, I think it's pretty obvious that certain ethnicities, or gene pools, or whatever, have penises that are on average larger or smaller than others. However, I think those quotes you posted about "loving style" or sexual prowess are pretty ridiculous. What does that one woman know from the handful of French and American men she's had sex with? Not much.

Sexual history, I imagine, has a much more accurate causal relationship than ethnicity with skill in bed, not to mention individual taste's perception of what constitute skill in the first place.

2dimes wrote:Nice work on leaving 13 people who read this before me 'speachless'.

It's spelt speechless.

But I understand you're upset, being so pathetic in and out of bed.

Hey, isn't it ironic that you're such a huge dick and prove it repeatedly, but have such a tiny one and are rubbish at using it?

Exactly what does this prove? That every nationalities are different from each others, in tastes and in physical appearance?


No need to check the size to know that already.

btownmeggy wrote:Anyway, though it's such a hotly-debated point, I think it's pretty obvious that certain ethnicities, or gene pools, or whatever, have penises that are on average larger or smaller than others. However, I think those quotes you posted about "loving style" or sexual prowess are pretty ridiculous. What does that one woman know from the handful of French and American men she's had sex with?

Exactly. It's like saying short people are better comics. Perhaps she just has shitty taste when choosing men!

Besides...the "medical facts" that I read said that White American men have the longest tongues, while UK men had no taste whatsoever.

btownmeggy wrote:However, I think those quotes you posted about "loving style" or sexual prowess are pretty ridiculous. What does that one woman know from the handful of French and American men she's had sex with? Not much.

Oh yeah, totally. I completely took quotes out of context

You can read the whole article here.

Spuzzell wrote:You can read the whole article here.

What's the point of a study on penis size if it doesn't even include Africa??



Seriously.

Spuzzell wrote:

2dimes wrote:Nice work on leaving 13 people who read this before me 'speechless'.

It's spelt speachless.

But I understand you're upset, being so pathetic in and out of bed.

Hey, isn't it ironic that you're such a huge dick and prove it repeatedly, but have such a tiny one and are rubbish at using it?

Yeah ask the women about the guys that need to boast. You most likely have a very nice sports car.

What's the point of a study on penis size if it doesn't even include Africa??

Wink

Seriously.

Well, it'd be like having Steven Hawking sitting in on your physics test, it'd ruin the grade curve.

We had a Nigerian exchange student at our school for a year, I can't remember his actual name as all anyone called him after the first time we showered after rugby was King Dong.

2dimes wrote:Yeah ask the women about the guys that need to boast. You most likely have a very nice sports car.

And I boasted when, exactly?

I bet your "car" is rusty and hand cranked.

LOL at Bertros

"It's not size, it's what you do with it that matters," he [Sunil Mehra, the former editor of the Indian version of the men's magazine Maxim] said.

"From our population, the evidence is Indians are doing pretty well.

"With apologies to the poet Alexander Pope, you could say, for inches and centimetres, let fools contend."

Best part of the whole article!