Conquer Club

HEre are a bunch from the seriousgamers forum (only the best chosen to represent):

-You're watching the latest king kong..and after Kong takes out the third Dinosaur, you and your friends yell out: "TRIPLE KILL!"
(guilty of this one)

-Dreaming you're having sex with your significant other on Ivory Tower...and burial mounds

-you you meet an annoying person and think "I could kick his ass in Halo 2"
(LOL! no comment..)

-while playing golf you have the tendancey to grab the marker flag and jump in the golfcart screaming go go go
(i'd love to see that)

-When you learn to eat with your feet so your hands can stay on the controller
(..yuck)

-When the sun comes up, the second time!
(Hah~ haven't done that yet! w007!)

-When your with your friends and you break the silence by saying ' O man i was playing Halo2 this one time" even if its to your gf and the only thing she doesnt like about you is halo =O
(>_> so i've done that a time or two..to my girlfriend)

-when a police officer hands you your speeding ticket, you punch him in the face and run away while screaming "New Juggernaut!".
(wtf? Hahah..i can see that)

-when you tell people what you are going to do in a third person and using your GT (Example: Who said that? Venom said that we should go out to eat)
(..i've done that..)

-When you wake your wife up to go to bed and she tells you that she is staying right here incase someone tries to get the flag

-you see a family member with his/r back turned at the kitchen sink and you think "Assassination!

-when you see something in the distance and you try to zoom in

-you finish a trip to the grocery store, and hear in your head, "BOMB ARMED. BOMB PLANTED.
(that one happened to me..*COUGH*)

-when you show up to a meeting at work with new people and you introduce yourself by your GamerTag
(i do that when i call halo buddies and they dont recognize my voice, lol)

- You feel strangely uncomfortable in wide open areas, for fear of being "sniped"

- While driving you reach for the "left trigger" when passing another vehicle

when you yell out "oh, cortana!" while having sex.

I played halo far to much BitD, my only one was I hit a guy with a hackysack once and yelled "Stuck" I didn't play again for a while.

i dont play

Avron wrote:I played halo far to much BitD, my only one was I hit a guy with a hackysack once and yelled "Stuck" I didn't play again for a while.

haha that made me chuckle prefusley

when instead of bothering to masturbate you use the controller's vibration feature somehow

You know play halo too much when you make a topic about it.

freezie wrote:You know play halo too much when you make a topic about it.

lol that is clever

another dumb thread

when you say halo instead of hello

Hitman079 wrote:when you say halo instead of hello

that was actually pretty good.

You actually begin to think that the game is innovative in some way.

When you drive, people crossing the road make you want to drive towards them yelling "Running Riot!"

Whenever I jump into a friends car I shout "I'M BOARDING YOU!!!"

When you post thread about playing halo too much.

I've done some of those things in the first post....

You know you've played too much when your friend says "Septembers gunna be awesome" and you think "Yer, Halo 3 comes out" but there talking about going to university.

love halo2

You know you've played too much when you see the a "You know you've.... too much when.." thread for the 3rd time.

When the 1st thing you think of as a Hunter does not wear camoflague

or when you read "Super Elite Games" in callouts you think, "I'd rather be Master Chief when i play someone else..."

you've played too much Halo when you think it's fun.

when you post a thread about it.

I love Halo, Halo 2, Halo PC, Halo Trial, and Halo custom edition.

You know you play halo too much when you start fantasizing about where would be the best place to camp. Of course, this applies to just about any FPS. I just like halo sniping because it's easier.

UCAbears wrote:-you you meet an annoying person and think "I could kick his ass in Halo 2"

Funny story regarding this one.

Sheep and I were at a party and sheep told someone else that he could PWN them at Halo. When they played, Sheep lost 10-0.