Conquer Club

YES!!

The mighty Motherwell FC survive for another season to compete at the highest level!

Okay, we're shite and we only stayed up by default (with Dunfermline being more pish than us) but still!

Time for a pitch invasion!!



Can you guess which one is me?

The one at shirtless-o-clock?

Nope, I'm the one thats rushin' about.

flashleg8 wrote:Nope, I'm the one thats rushin' about.

Nice and specific as always!

The1exile wrote:

flashleg8 wrote:Nope, I'm the one thats rushin' about.

Nice and specific as always!

rushin' = Russian

Well it does when your as pished as I am....

well done flashlegs, a nice easy 9 points to rangers next season.

DAZMCFC wrote:well done flashlegs, a nice easy 9 points to rangers next season.

ohh the rangers are shite...ohh the rangers are shite...ohh the rangers are shite...

repeat ad infinitum

(to the tune of "the bluebells are blue")

Now if only we had Butcher back we might well have had a chance at some of those points...but no, we have bloody Maurice "snatch defeat from the jaws of victory" Malpas.

flashleg8 wrote:

DAZMCFC wrote:well done flashlegs, a nice easy 9 points to rangers next season.

ohh the rangers are shite...ohh the rangers are shite...ohh the rangers are shite...

repeat ad infinitum

(to the tune of "the bluebells are blue")

Now if only we had Butcher back we might well have had a chance at some of those points...but no, we have bloody Maurice "snatch defeat from the jaws of victory" Malpas.

A club that has Dado Prso isn't "shite"!

mandalorian2298 wrote:
A club that has Dado Prso isn't "shite"!

Too be fair he's a cracking player, but I think he's off in the summer.

I think I knew who was you the second I looked. You're the one in the blackshirt, aren't you?

Or, on second thoughts, maybe the one with the red top and the massive "CCCP" letters, but I can't see the significance of those.

Stopper wrote:I think I knew who was you the second I looked. You're the one in the blackshirt, aren't you?

Or, on second thoughts, maybe the one with the red top and the massive "CCCP" letters, but I can't see the significance of those.

Actually the guy in the black shirt (no fascist reference intended) is my fellow Proclaimer brother. He's about on CC somewhere to...

flashleg8 wrote:


Actually the guy in the black shirt (no fascist reference intended) is my fellow Proclaimer brother. He's about on CC somewhere to...

I was going to say nothing about the possible Proclaimers-resemblance. You haven't got the hair, anyway.

Though, I'm curious - that's not a press photograph, is it? Who took it?

Stopper wrote:
Though, I'm curious - that's not a press photograph, is it? Who took it?

Actually I cheated a bit here. The photo’s from last year.
Every season on the last home game we traditionally do a pitch invasion at Motherwell: Draw, lose or draw.

But they started getting increasingly strict about it after an unfortunate incident a few years back were some of the Motherwell fans assaulted a Celtic player in the confusion (you'd think they'd reward them). So last year they had a big campaign to stop the pitch invasions (the club gets fined every time it happens). So when we went on as usual, the "responsible fans" took photos of the culprits and posted them on the internet as a "name and shame campaign" to try and get us all banned. I'm rather proud of my anarchic contribution so I post it whenever I can!

Yet to see if they'll post this years one!

I actually half hope I do get identified - it would save me the misery of another season watching this turgid pish!

You're the one with the CCCP jacket, yes?