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Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 2:54 pm**

Is anyone watching the Eurovision song contest. It never fails to amuse me. Things such as
Is the swedish entry a man or a woman?
and
Does every give UK nil points cos of our political stance?
and
I knew that's what all Germans were like!
Come up every year.

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 3:01 pm**

I never could decide what contest has less meaning: Eurovision (vote your neighbour) or Miss Universe (personaly, I think that the Q&A part of the contest is a lot more offensive towards women then the bikini competition. 'Specially considering the fact that the few girls who try to say something original don't aren't even allowed to win their National competition. :roll:

)

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 3:10 pm**

twinfists you beat me to it. i was going to post a thread about this pile of shite. it is so funny, i am on cc and my wife is watching eurovision. she calls me in when some group outrageous is on (like sweden, a man i think and france, weirdo in pink). have you seen britains entry, for fcksake, what a bag of shite scooch are. we will never ever win this again(then again who gives a shit). :twisted:

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 3:18 pm**

who is this group in tin foil?? surely the worst so far

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 3:19 pm**

ok, we are up next!!!

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 3:25 pm**

DAZMCFC wrote:twinfists you beat me to it. i was going to post a thread about this pile of shite. it is so funny ... have you seen britains entry, for fcksake, what a bag of shite scooch are. we will never ever win this again(then again who gives a shit).

Exactly what I was abou to say. The worst of it is that the rest of Europe takes it seriously! :shock:

What I do enjoy though is Terry Wogan's comments and sarcasm. :lol:

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 3:28 pm**

sure, it's shit, but you still watch it. It's made bearable by Wogan. If i didn't have exams to revise for i'd be having a Eurovision party, not as sad as it sounds before you lay into me. You have to drink a beer from the each nation as they sing, and if you can't find a beer from there, it's a spirit.

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 3:43 pm**

Ukraine's entry was HILLARIOUS!!!!

WATCH IT HERE

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 3:46 pm**

Eurovision is great fun by the way. It is a shame that on one of the few occasions when the countries of our continent come together - quality is not allowed to interfere. This, however, matters not. We don't watch Eurovision to be blown away by stunning compositions. No, we watch Eurovision because few things are as enjoyable as poking fun at our neighbours.

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 3:49 pm**

it is realy funny...and sad

ukranie are the weirdest yet

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 3:56 pm**

omg thats funny

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 3:56 pm**

was that little jimmy krankie singing for serbia??? :shock:

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 4:40 pm**

1/2 the votes are in and UK is still on NIL POINTS!!! :lol:

Can the Ukraine (in second now) overtake Serbia to Win!?!?

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 4:49 pm**

This is just hilarious :-)

I didn't see any, but my girlfriend tells me Finland was the best.. it's the Eastern Europe circle jerk that cracks me up :-)

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 5:07 pm**

Damn! Can't believe the Ukraine only came 2nd. Thank you Malta and Ireland for voting for the UK to spare us for another nil point fiasco!

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 5:08 pm**

Is the singer from Serbia male or what?

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 5:10 pm**

Nah, he's a she!

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 7:31 pm**

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:Damn! Can't believe the Ukraine only came 2nd. Thank you Malta and Ireland for voting for the UK to spare us for another nil point fiasco!

I wanted us to finish with 0 points, just to prove how shite our act was.

Posted: **Sat May 12, 2007 7:37 pm**

panicker wrote:was that little jimmy krankie singing for serbia???

Ha Ha! best post I've read for ages..

Not that I was watching it. :oops:

I was watching it :oops:

Posted: **Sun May 13, 2007 2:40 pm**

we were shit. how the f*ck did malta give us 12 points. how the f*ck did that big fat lezza win. serbia was shit, but having said that ukraine would of won and that would of been scary. :shock:

Posted: **Sun May 13, 2007 3:07 pm**

DAZMCFC wrote:we were shit. how the f*ck did malta give us 12 points. how the f*ck did that big fat lezza win. serbia was shit, but having said that ukraine would of won and that would of been scary.

We gave Turkey 12, which was nice of us.. Must have been all those bored kebab-shop owners voting on re-dial.

Posted: **Sun May 13, 2007 4:01 pm**

Guiscard wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:we were shit. how the f*ck did malta give us 12 points. how the f*ck did that big fat lezza win. serbia was shit, but having said that ukraine would of won and that would of been scary.

We gave Turkey 12, which was nice of us.. Must have been all those bored kebab-shop owners voting on re-dial.

nope, all the turkish dancers were british thats why

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 4:39 am**

Ukraine was shit. I can't believe it came second. Moldova, Bulgaria, Finland and Russia were all better.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 4:47 am**

Iliad wrote:Ukraine was shit.

I beg to differ - Ukraine were robbed of victory.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 4:48 am**

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:
Iliad wrote:Ukraine was shit.

I beg to differ - Ukraine were robbed of victory.

I tell you: even UK's ad for British Airways was better.

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