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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit
will cost $499 or 599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major
breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at
their breasts and not listening to them.

wicked wrote:Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit
will cost $499 or 599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major
breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at
their breasts and not listening to them.

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You're kidding right? Is this a joke after the iTV and iPhone and iFeces were announced?

EDIT: Oh, now I get it. Not listening to them. HA!

Sorry, but little speakers wouldn't cut it for me. I'd only listen if they had subwoofers in their breasts.

How would you recharge it? Would there be a little usb port coming out of the boob or something?

AK_iceman wrote:Sorry, but little speakers wouldn't cut it for me. I'd only listen if they had subwoofers in their breasts.

Musical breasts by Apple? Oh man. "are you DRM encoded? I insist on protection.." Plus you'd have to install iTunes before they'd let you put anything on them.

jobs does it again

How much would wicked be paying for those?

Almost as catastrophic as the iTrip, the LSD-based hallucinogen that wirelessly seams music from iTunes directly into your head.

or the iEye, where one of your real eyes were replaced for one that can see music videos.

GreecePwns wrote:or the iEye, where one of your real eyes were replaced for one that can see music videos.

Although it was well met, consumes complained that they no longer had distance perception. Double-buyers complained about loss of vision but said they "never really valued [their] sight anyways".

Finally, Apple found slight success with the iElbow. However, it was short lived. It lasted until people tried to twist their arm to see the video better, and record highs in elbow breakings occurred in Sweden, the UK, and Venezuela.

hahahahahaha great.

I nearly choked on my tongue when I read that.

unriggable wrote:Almost as catastrophic as the iTrip, the LSD-based hallucinogen that wirelessly seams music from iTunes directly into your head.

Do I have to go to 'Haight/Ashbury' to get that?

What about the Vipod?
What an excellent idea.

Skittles! wrote:What about the Vipod?
What an excellent idea.

What? I'm sorry but you killed it.

The Vipod.. It's a vibrator that goes with the beat of your music.