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Apple Computer Announcement

Postby wicked on Wed May 09, 2007 7:39 pm

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit
will cost $499 or 599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major
breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at
their breasts and not listening to them.

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Re: Apple Computer Announcement

Postby XenHu on Wed May 09, 2007 7:42 pm

wicked wrote:Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit
will cost $499 or 599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major
breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at
their breasts and not listening to them.

:lol:


Link?

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Postby GreecePwns on Wed May 09, 2007 7:42 pm

You're kidding right? Is this a joke after the iTV and iPhone and iFeces were announced?

EDIT: Oh, now I get it. Not listening to them. HA!
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Postby AK_iceman on Wed May 09, 2007 7:51 pm

Sorry, but little speakers wouldn't cut it for me. I'd only listen if they had subwoofers in their breasts. :lol:
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Postby hecter on Wed May 09, 2007 7:55 pm

How would you recharge it? Would there be a little usb port coming out of the boob or something?
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Postby Spuzzell on Wed May 09, 2007 7:58 pm

AK_iceman wrote:Sorry, but little speakers wouldn't cut it for me. I'd only listen if they had subwoofers in their breasts. :lol:


Musical breasts by Apple? Oh man. "are you DRM encoded? I insist on protection.." Plus you'd have to install iTunes before they'd let you put anything on them.
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Postby dwightschrute on Wed May 09, 2007 8:12 pm

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Postby GreecePwns on Wed May 09, 2007 8:19 pm

How much would wicked be paying for those?
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Postby unriggable on Wed May 09, 2007 8:29 pm

Almost as catastrophic as the iTrip, the LSD-based hallucinogen that wirelessly seams music from iTunes directly into your head.
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Postby GreecePwns on Wed May 09, 2007 8:30 pm

or the iEye, where one of your real eyes were replaced for one that can see music videos.
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Postby unriggable on Wed May 09, 2007 8:34 pm

GreecePwns wrote:or the iEye, where one of your real eyes were replaced for one that can see music videos.


Although it was well met, consumes complained that they no longer had distance perception. Double-buyers complained about loss of vision but said they "never really valued [their] sight anyways".
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Postby GreecePwns on Wed May 09, 2007 8:44 pm

Finally, Apple found slight success with the iElbow. However, it was short lived. It lasted until people tried to twist their arm to see the video better, and record highs in elbow breakings occurred in Sweden, the UK, and Venezuela.
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Postby happy2seeyou on Wed May 09, 2007 11:04 pm

hahahahahaha great.
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Postby hawkeye on Wed May 09, 2007 11:09 pm

:lol: I nearly choked on my tongue when I read that.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Thu May 10, 2007 12:43 am

unriggable wrote:Almost as catastrophic as the iTrip, the LSD-based hallucinogen that wirelessly seams music from iTunes directly into your head.


Do I have to go to 'Haight/Ashbury' to get that?
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Postby Skittles! on Thu May 10, 2007 12:45 am

What about the Vipod?
What an excellent idea.
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Postby Iliad on Thu May 10, 2007 2:24 am

Skittles! wrote:What about the Vipod?
What an excellent idea.

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Postby Skittles! on Thu May 10, 2007 2:25 am

The Vipod.. It's a vibrator that goes with the beat of your music.
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