Conquer Club

I remember Brad Pitt & Edward Norton in FIGHT CLUB asking each other who they would fight, if given the chance to fight anybody from history.

So I'll ask all the people here: If you could choose anyone, or a group of historical figures from history to play against or with as teammates...who would you choose? What map would you play on? What would be the game specs?

It doesn't have to be a historical figure, it could be celebrities as well...anyone actually!

My choice: Rod Serling, Stephen King, Isaac Asimov, Kurt Vonnegut, George Orwell and myself in a 6-player, Standard, Sequential, Adjacent Fortification, Escalating-Card game on the USA APOCALYPSE map.

Napoleon, Ceaser, Bismark, Hitler, and Wellington. Europe, Unlimated, No cards, freestyle. All of the warlords of Europe.

Genghis Khan
Asia Map
Freestyle
Escalating
Chained

Who would I fight?

Ramses, bare knuckle.

No CC, no penalties.

ya thats what i thought it would be about when i first read the thread name.

Hitler and Himmler-Ultimate Fight Championship style

well, I don't really have a death wish, but I'll fight any of them no matter what the outcome. as long as I win.

Anyone?

Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter.
Genny Weasley.
Luna Lovegood.
Albus Dumbledor.
Me.

On any map..really. Escalating unlimited freestyle.



I would take Hermione and Albus as teamates Or a total free for all.

Triples:
My Team:
ME
Pikachu
Charmander.

Enemy Team:
RAndom idiots that will get pwned.

Fircoal wrote:Triples:
My Team:
ME
Pikachu
Charmander.

Enemy Team:
RAndom idiots that will get pwned.

Have your enemy as that guy that rapes pokemon

Me, George Bush, Al Gore in a standard, sequential, escalating cards, unlimited forts match on the USA map. A surefire win for me.

not USApoc?

Me and George Bush, in real life. What a wanker...

Well in the back room of a pub...

Me, Oliver Reed (Big drinker/Party Guy), George Bush (Big drinker/Party Guy), Oscar Wilde (Witty), Bill Hicks (Bitter) and Henry VIII.

Classic board game. Doubt it would get finished - hopefully we'd all end up on the town!

Anybody? If Guilty Biscuit's excellent line-up wasn't available, then Samantha Fox, Kate Moss, Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell and errr, Segolene Royal. In a no-cards World 2.0 game.

The last person on my list is just a pathetic attempt to give my list some kind of intellectual credibility, when in reality I just fancy Royal as well.

Fircoal wrote:Triples:
My Team:
ME
Pikachu
Charmander.

Enemy Team:
RAndom idiots that will get pwned.

he meant:

My Team:
mankey (ME)
Pikachu
Charmander.


just a joke

Stopper wrote:The last person on my list is just a pathetic attempt to give my list some kind of intellectual credibility, when in reality I just fancy Royal as well.

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:

Stopper wrote:The last person on my list is just a pathetic attempt to give my list some kind of intellectual credibility, when in reality I just fancy Royal as well.

With all due respect, that's a fairly weird (and obscure) crush to have, if you're being serious.

I would fight Genghis Khan and his golden horde. I just need a gun.......ahhhh how wars have changed *starts looking nostalgic* Maybe Hitler on Europe map, lets see whos a better dictator.....

Dancing Mustard wrote:

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:

Stopper wrote:The last person on my list is just a pathetic attempt to give my list some kind of intellectual credibility, when in reality I just fancy Royal as well.

With all due respect, that's a fairly weird (and obscure) crush to have, if you're being serious.

Well,

a) obscure - you're possibly right, though I'm sure you'd agree that one of the last two presidential candidates in a country next door ought not to be obscure, and

b) weird. Why? She's good-looking and elegant. I'd vote her any day of the week.

i would like to play on the tamriel map, standard,sequential,flat rate and unlimited. the openents would be, linda lusardi at her peak, angelina jolie,denise van outen (in her big breakfast days),winona ryder (don`t ask, there is something about her) and britt ekland (when she was in the bond film). oh and btw on a serious note it would be kurt cobain, my dad,hitler,henry V and olly reed. the first one would be strip, if you lose a country you take an item of clothes off.

i'd like to fight jose mourinho (chelsea fc manager) at old trafford

hey diddle diddle you would get your arse kicked up and down the pitch.
the little wiley portuguese chappy would use dirty tactics.

DAZMCFC wrote:hey diddle diddle you would get your arse kicked up and down the pitch.
the little wiley portuguese chappy would use dirty tactics.

i'd just show him the premiership table

Doubles....

Me and Sun Tzu v anybody....Any map, all takers welcome

Stopper wrote:Anybody? If Guilty Biscuit's excellent line-up wasn't available, then Samantha Fox, Kate Moss, Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell and errr, Segolene Royal. In a no-cards World 2.0 game.

The last person on my list is just a pathetic attempt to give my list some kind of intellectual credibility, when in reality I just fancy Royal as well.

is that no cards on world 2.0....so u can have them trapped there forever?

very sly..