Conquer Club

Which CC player(s) would you buy a Christmas present for?

What would the gift be and why?

~gives notyou2 virtual Texas Mickey of the fancy patron~

Here, this is for starting this thread.

If I was smart I would gave B.K Barunt some sort of car or pick up truck last year.

the condescending me would give certain people books on morality and economics.

the kind-hearted me would buy the rest of the people premium

For the players with commodious apartments:

http://www.nottagedesign.com/G1-pool-table.php

For those who don't have one, they can have a 3d camera, or a 3d replicator.

saxitoxin - viagra
BBS - fleshlight
Woodruff - Wizard hat
Phatscotty - plush Tim Tebow doll
pimpdave - Gameboy color and Pokemon Red
thegreekdog - all seasons of the original American Gladiators
john9blue - fake WWE championship belt
Lootifer - 50 dollar gift card to Olive Garden (or Ponderosa if he prefers)
notyou2 - Remember the Alamo bumper sticker
2dimes - Spice Girls discography
Neoteny - bag of my semen
tdans - naked pics of me
nagerous - naked pics of tdans
funkyterrance, doomyoshi, Dukasaur - fucking nothing

Army of GOD wrote:Neoteny - bag of my semen

Neoteny, it's not that bad of a present. He gave me one of these last year. I was expecting "bag of semen" to be something utilitarian, like a plastic Zip-Lock bag, but it was actually in one of these fancy contraptions:



You just need to have it dry-cleaned and then you can re-gift the bag. I gave it to Baron Von PWN, and he loved it.

That's a strange list AoG compiled. Some of it seems like terrible stuff to punish the recipient then there's BBS, Woodruff's, Lootifer and Pimpdave getting good stuff.

Some one must have told him what I want, what I really really want..

A big pile of used dildos

ManBungalow wrote:A big pile of used dildos

Why do you have a pile of used dildos?

Army of GOD wrote:saxitoxin - viagra
BBS - fleshlight
Woodruff - Wizard hat
Phatscotty - plush Tim Tebow doll
pimpdave - Gameboy color and Pokemon Red
thegreekdog - all seasons of the original American Gladiators
john9blue - fake WWE championship belt
Lootifer - 50 dollar gift card to Olive Garden (or Ponderosa if he prefers)
notyou2 - Remember the Alamo bumper sticker
2dimes - Spice Girls discography
Neoteny - bag of my semen
tdans - naked pics of me
nagerous - naked pics of tdans
funkyterrance, doomyoshi, Dukasaur - fucking nothing

Juan_Bottom?

Cake Eater?

2dimes wrote:~gives notyou2 virtual Texas Mickey of the fancy patron~

Here, this is for starting this thread.

If I was smart I would gave B.K Barunt some sort of car or pick up truck last year.

Thanks 2dimes. Wanna shot?


I would give BK Barunt a years supply of rolling papers so he wouldn't have to come out of the bayou for a year.

I would give Pedronicus a trench coat that had numerous inside pockets that hold a can of spray paint each. You know why.

I would give Timminz a pass to The Maritimers Club in his new city so he would feel at home.

saxitoxin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Neoteny - bag of my semen

Neoteny, it's not that bad of a present. He gave me one of these last year. I was expecting "bag of semen" to be something utilitarian, like a plastic Zip-Lock bag, but it was actually in one of these fancy contraptions:



You just need to have it dry-cleaned and then you can re-gift the bag. I gave it to Baron Von PWN, and he loved it.

That's pretty fancy-schmancy. I'll probably keep that for the Mrs. I'm concerned about spoilage of the semen though. I hope AoG takes the proper actions for safety and freshness during the process.

Neoteny wrote:

saxitoxin wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:Neoteny - bag of my semen

Neoteny, it's not that bad of a present. He gave me one of these last year. I was expecting "bag of semen" to be something utilitarian, like a plastic Zip-Lock bag, but it was actually in one of these fancy contraptions:



You just need to have it dry-cleaned and then you can re-gift the bag. I gave it to Baron Von PWN, and he loved it.

That's pretty fancy-schmancy. I'll probably keep that for the Mrs. I'm concerned about spoilage of the semen though. I hope AoG takes the proper actions for safety and freshness during the process.

Don't worry! I hear he's well-versed in preservation.

BMO

Symmetry wrote:

ManBungalow wrote:A big pile of used dildos

Why do you have a pile of used dildos?

I got them from some asshole last Christmas.

ManBungalow wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

ManBungalow wrote:A big pile of used dildos

Why do you have a pile of used dildos?

I got them from some asshole last Christmas.

Symmetry wrote:

ManBungalow wrote:

Symmetry wrote:

ManBungalow wrote:A big pile of used dildos

Why do you have a pile of used dildos?

I got them from some asshole last Christmas.

Slam dunk.

BMO

#1 Stunna - Season tickets to the Texas Rangers and a new starting right fielder.
Ace Rimmer - Bedroom cams of all the female chatters and a photo calender of my wife
trinicardianl - Sunscreen and a delete button for annoying chatters.

ManBungalow wrote:A big pile of used dildos

No fair regifting saxi's sock drawer.

notyou

I'd give pd some toilet paper for his mouth.
And phatscotty some for his mind.

I'd get jones one of these to help him explain some of his jokes.

Carpal tunnel gloves for that special frequent Off-Topic poster.

notyou2 wrote:

Army of GOD wrote:saxitoxin - viagra
BBS - fleshlight
Woodruff - Wizard hat
Phatscotty - plush Tim Tebow doll
pimpdave - Gameboy color and Pokemon Red
thegreekdog - all seasons of the original American Gladiators
john9blue - fake WWE championship belt
Lootifer - 50 dollar gift card to Olive Garden (or Ponderosa if he prefers)
notyou2 - Remember the Alamo bumper sticker
2dimes - Spice Girls discography
Neoteny - bag of my semen
tdans - naked pics of me
nagerous - naked pics of tdans
funkyterrance, doomyoshi, Dukasaur - fucking nothing

Juan_Bottom?

Cake Eater?

And BMO and Andy?

I await the day when reference jokes will be made 'bout me.

Anyone wanna give me a firetruck?

I FEEL SO SLIGHTED, AND SHUNNED! NO ONE WANTS TO SEND ME A CHRISTMAS PRESENT....
OH WELL.. *SIGH*

marpesia wrote:I FEEL SO SLIGHTED, AND SHUNNED! NO ONE WANTS TO SEND ME A CHRISTMAS PRESENT....
OH WELL.. *SIGH*

How about I wrap myself in a box and mail me to you? Would you like that gift ?