Conquer Club

Muffins on attack.
You better watch your back.
You don't know where they're at.
They're going to take your head
And feed it to their cat,
So you better watch your back.

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am

I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them in a boat
I would not, could not, with a goat

I will not eat them in the rain
I do not like them on a train
I do not like them in a box
I will not eat them with a fox

I do not like them in a house
I would not, could not, with a mouse
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham
I do not like them
Sam, I am

Shut the f*ck up.
The f*ck Shut up.
Shut f*ck the up
f*ck the Shut up, pancakes.

Why don't you try rapping about stromboli, asshole.

Hey look there goes the waffle
ya betta not call it awful
I may kick ya a$$
better yet i'll pass
I heard it be hairy
from your girlfriend Carrie
and i admit that be a bit scary

Its good in da hood
it ain't no packaged good.
It beat German bitches in the Bellau Wood.
You could get your mother
even your blood brother,
but ited knock them down one after another.
So just in case you misunderstood
and your thinkin about bein unlawful
don't call my waffle AWFUL!

Colaalone wrote:Shut the f*ck up.
The f*ck Shut up.
Shut f*ck the up
f*ck the Shut up, pancakes.

An average rap.

Warrior987 wrote:Hey look there goes the waffle
ya betta not call it awful
I may kick ya a$$
better yet i'll pass
I heard it be hairy
from your girlfriend Carrie
and i admit that be a bit scary

Its good in da hood
it ain't no packaged good.
It beat German bitches in the Bellau Wood.
You could get your mother
even your blood brother,
but ited knock them down one after another.
So just in case you misunderstood
and your thinkin about bein unlawful
don't call my waffle AWFUL!

hahaha awesome!

Iliad wrote:

Colaalone wrote:Shut the f*ck up.
The f*ck Shut up.
Shut f*ck the up
f*ck the Shut up, pancakes.

An average rap.

A bit above average, i should think.

I don't like spam.

I fart in your general direction.

Aegnor wrote:I don't like spam.

Get him!!!

Aegnor wrote:I don't like spam.

Spam in the place where i live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all

If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam

Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery of meat

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermose to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now

Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if i'll just eat it cold

Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in

Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
It's the best
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it

Spam in the place where i live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if i'm a junkie now (let's eat)
Spam in the place where i work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat

Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)


Weird Al

jay_a2j wrote:

Aegnor wrote:I don't like spam.

Spam in the place where i live (ham and pork)
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best)
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all

If you're running low, go to the store
Carry some money to help you buy more
The tab is there to open the can
The can is there to hold in the spam

Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork)
Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat)
Spam in my office at work (it's the best)
Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's mystery of meat

If you need a spoon, keep one around
Carry a thermose to help wash it down
Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out
Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now

Spam in my pantry at home (have some more)
Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy)
Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best)
Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if i'll just eat it cold

Now, once you start in, you can't put it down
Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown
The key is going to open the tin
The tin is there to keep the spam in

Oh, spam (spam)
Ham and pork
Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy)
Spam (spam)
It's the best
Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it

Spam in the place where i live (have some more)
Think about addiction, wonder if i'm a junkie now (let's eat)
Spam in the place where i work (you're obsessed)
Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat

Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork)
Spam any place that you are (ham and pork)
The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)
The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)


Weird Al

we should add that to the front page of the Spamalot thread

boo woo fried eagle woo boo word

Flip flop,
Tick tock.
Curries and Sushi's.
My killer rhymes,
where am I getting them from?

It’s time to drink some beer

It’s time to drink some beer,
I want a cold, cold beer.
Beer is what I want
Please give me some.

Let’s go and get some beer
Some very cold, cold beer.
I’m jonesin’ for some beer
Let go get some.

Beer!…Sweet golden nectar
Beer!…Intoxicate me with your chemicals
Beer!…In Europe they call it "piss".
They are a strange people.

It’s time to drink some beer,
I want a cold, cold beer.
Beer is what I want
Please give me some.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xhlUVyDBusg

....lol

hamburgers and fries
hambugers and fries
hamburgers and fries with a soda on the side

That gets me fat, now do some treadmill
That gets me fat, now do some stomach crunches.

I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce
Dont be frontin son, no seeds on da bun
We be up in dis drive-thru order for 2
I gots a cravin for a numba 9 like my shoe
We need some chicken up in here
In this dizzle
For rizzle ma nizzle
Extra salt on da frizzle
Dr. Pepper ma brother
Anotha for ya motha
Double Double super size and dont forget the fries

Backglass wrote:It’s time to drink some beer

It’s time to drink some beer,
I want a cold, cold beer.
Beer is what I want
Please give me some.

Let’s go and get some beer
Some very cold, cold beer.
I’m jonesin’ for some beer
Let go get some.

Beer!…Sweet golden nectar
Beer!…Intoxicate me with your chemicals
Beer!…In Europe they call it "piss".
They are a strange people.

It’s time to drink some beer,
I want a cold, cold beer.
Beer is what I want
Please give me some.

I smell platinum! You got an agent yet?