Conquer Club

Here is how you play. You post your plan for taking over the world from the person above you.

For instance:

Player A "I build I robot chicken that kills everyone in the world--- I rule the world"

Player B "I deep Fry the robot chicken right after he kills Micheal Jackson, and sell the roasted chicken, with mind altering chemicals that force you to obey my voice, at a local store you call wal-mart--- I rule the world!"

Who will rule the world?


I make a army of zombies that prey on the elderly turning them into more zombies. Soon My Baby Boomer Zombie Army marchs to Washington and demands Better benefits for social security, or I can be made the world ruler. The US government forces the rest of the world to follow me because they refuse to pay SS.--- I rule the world!

I destroy all the zimoframes on the earth.

I use the metal from melting them to create a huge spear which I can attack different countries with from my living room.

I am elected president and pay you the money you wanted, which you soon find out has a concealed bomb, i threaten to detonate the bomb unless you hand over control of your zombies and the world to me, you quickly agree and..... I Rule The World

EDIT: damn fastposted, my post is now void, the one above is the one that counts

This is like King of the Hill

My world.

I rule the hill.

My world

spamalot rules the hill

My World

My Hill

Place bombs and blow up the hill.

Hill=World
It's gone and I rule the space colony...

a build a synthetic eath my world

I eat the "eath"

My new world

a build a bigger synthetic earth
my earth

I do something suitably over the top and surreal
Spamalot's Hill!

Dancing Mustard wrote:I do something suitably over the top and surreal
Spamalot's Hill!

I would request you read the original post. This is take over... ah screw it!

My hill!

Ya, but you have herpes.

My world/eath/earth/space colony/hill

I rejoice at my successful thread-jacking, a strange aura surrounds me, music plays and the lighting dims, beams of light shine from my eyes and mouth; I have become.....something different....something more.......and yet less.....
.....I am....TURBO-SPAMMER!


I Hadoken you and 34 metric tonnes of the surrounding landscape into oblivion.

My Hill!

hecter wrote:Ya, but you have herpes.

My world/eath/earth/space colony/hill

As I give your mother my herpes, I take back the world/eath/earth/space colony/hill with a sharpened Tooth brush. MINE!

OT: Hecter did you get that PM I sent you?

I decide that taking over the Earth/World/Hill/hecter's vagina is too much work, clone myself, and tell my clone to do it for me. Unfortunately, my clone is just as lazy as I am, and has the same plan.

48 Trillion clones later, one of them accidentally takes over the E/W/H/hv while looking for a place to stand.

My E/W/H/hv.

I stop being lazy for 1 minute.

My E/W/H/hv.

you go to watch newcastle united play football and fall asleep.
I steal E/W/H/hv.

firth4eva wrote:you go to watch newcastle united play football and fall asleep.
I steal E/W/H/hv.

i'm older than all of you put together, my hill/world/etc...