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RIP Boris

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:53 pm
by Guiscard
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RIP you drunken Ruski... The last of the genuinely entertaining world leaders...

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:55 pm
by Guilty_Biscuit
=D> bravo

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:58 pm
by Stopper
Christ, I haven't seen the news yet - I thought you meant Boris Johnson.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:58 pm
by flashleg8
First time I've read this news Guiscard.
Although I wasn't a fan of his politics, he was a legendary drinker - surprised he made it this long!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:00 pm
by Guiscard
Stopper wrote:Christ, I haven't seen the news yet - I thought you meant Boris Johnson.


Boris Johnson can't die yet, he's still got at least 300 nationalities and social groups to insult.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:05 pm
by Guilty_Biscuit
Stopper wrote:Christ, I haven't seen the news yet - I thought you meant Boris Johnson.


Boris Johnson was tragicaly killed today whilst cycling home, a gentle breeze blew his blond mop into his eyes causing him to lose control of his bike. The Conservative MP for Henley will be fondly remembered for ignoring his mother's advice about stopping to think about what he was going to say before opening his mouth.

Rest in Peace Boris, we will all miss you :cry:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:08 pm
by 2dimes
Syphilus?

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:12 pm
by Guiscard
Guilty_Biscuit wrote:
Stopper wrote:Christ, I haven't seen the news yet - I thought you meant Boris Johnson.


Boris Johnson was tragicaly killed today whilst cycling home, a gentle breeze blew his blond mop into his eyes causing him to lose control of his bike. The Conservative MP for Henley will be fondly remembered for ignoring his mother's advice about stopping to think about what he was going to say before opening his mouth.

Rest in Peace Boris, we will all miss you :cry:


I was thinking his death would be more along the lines of suffocation from constantly having his foot in his mouth...

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:22 pm
by Aegnor
Whoa yeah, it was kind of a shock to me that he made it to age 76, may all drinkers live at least that long hehe. I wonder how many livers that guy killed though.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:25 pm
by Genghis Khant

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:47 pm
by DAZMCFC
what a piss head yeltsin was. that time when he was dancing with the woman, he was bladdered. :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:13 pm
by Guiscard
Genghis Khant wrote:Boris Johnson playing soccer


That made me cry with laughter... I've never seen that clip before :D



DAZMCFC wrote:what a piss head yeltsin was. that time when he was dancing with the woman, he was bladdered. Laughing


Yeh. I love the clip of him grabbing the baton off a German conductor and conducting the band with drunken enthusiasm.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:16 pm
by unriggable
I thought you meant the band boris.