Conquer Club

I'm trying to set a record for the fewest views ever for a thread. I know it's ambitious, but I'm shooting for zero. If you view this post, please find a time machine and go back in time and stop yourself from viewing it. Many thanks.

Failed

ooh a challenge

shit... sorry

Sorry, wrong room.

Wow, some cool person just sat and clicked the view thread button like 1200 times...

What a cool person.

I feel very conflicted.. I wanted to read the room, but I wanted it to not be viewed much.... but, if I read the room, then I ruin the room.. and then I wanted to post cause I wanted to share my conflict, but again, I mess up because I ruin the room... oh, how sad I am!

Perhaps you should change the name to the 5th most viewed thread thread.

You know that when you say things like "Top secret" everyone wants to know what the secret is.

And BTW I wasn't going to look at it but when I saw that it had been viewed 1000+ times I just had to see what was so cool.

If everyone else is doing it, then it must be cool right.

I'm here and I define cool.

wicked wrote:I'm here and I define cool.

Damn skippy!

So it must have been you that p-hux3d it up for Ockso by hitting refresh 1200 times, right? Don't lie... I know you've got that much time on your hands.

Guys, I just got back home, and I am absolutely crestfallen. My day is ruined. I don't have any nephews, but I'm sure if I did, they would be visiting me right now and would be looking at the monitor with me and suddenly asking me if Santa Claus was all a lie.

But I'm not ready to give up yet. As alluded to in the initial post, the imminent advent of time travel can rectify the open wound that is this effort at thread-viewing history. All everyone needs to do is find a reasonably accessible source of one point twenty-one gigowatts (pronounced jiggawatts, great Scott) of electricity, and we'll be ready to roll; all I need is solemn commitments from all the people that viewed this that they will convert DeLoreans into flying and sexy time machines at some point in the future, and I will be able to sleep soundly again. Though of course I would ask that these commitments be made in other threads so as not to continue the mercilessness.

Thank you.

**searches around for his flux capacitor...**

--Andy

ME DON'T GET IT!!

To paraphrase a great philosopher "The best way to win a thread is not to start one."

shit sorry dude I messed up

HA HA! I VIEWED IT!

FAILURE

Look at the posts before the bump, and the posts after the bump (ie. the last three posts).

Notice the difference in quality.

Rocksolid, hella nice guy. Wonder if he'll ever be back here...

if any of you manage to build said time machines tell him not to leave us.

my computer's so slow I think if I unplugged the internet connection right now my view wouldn't count.

too late

screw the topic creator it would be hilarious if we filled up this thread like crazy and we beat the "longest thread, thread" within a week.

DUDE IAM REALY SORRY, I DIDNT MEAN TO BRING THIS THREAD UP, REALY, IAM SORRY... now it will never die

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