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Fake URLS

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:34 pm
by ranck3
Post the Funnyist Fake Urls you can think of!
"the ojective is that you top the URL above you.

Ill go first:
http://www.ChineseFirefighter.com

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:36 pm
by pancakemix
This is retarded.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:37 pm
by Fircoal

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:37 pm
by hecter
I would say http://www.imapedophile.com but it turns out that one actually exists…

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:37 pm
by ranck3
I know! Thats what makes it funny!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:39 pm
by Fircoal

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:39 pm
by ranck3
Nothing tops mine yet.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:40 pm
by Fircoal
ranck3 wrote:Nothing tops mine yet.


yours sucked.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:40 pm
by I GOT SERVED

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:41 pm
by Fircoal

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:41 pm
by ranck3

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:42 pm
by Huckleberryhound
All of these are legitimate companies that didn't
spend quite enough time considering how their online
names might appear ... and be misread.
These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of
the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web
site is http://www.whorepresents.com

2 Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where
programmers can exchange advice and views at
http://www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island
at http://www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at
http://www.therapistfinder.com

5. There's the Italian Power Generator company,
http://www.powergenitalia.com

6. And don't forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in
New South Wales , mate!
http://www.molestationnursery.com

7. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's
always
http://www.ipanywhere.com

8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is
http://www.cummingfirst.com

9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at
their wacky Web site,
http://www.speedofart.com

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:43 pm
by hecter

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:48 pm
by Fircoal

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:49 pm
by Fircoal
I get all of them but #8

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:57 pm
by s.xkitten
cumming first?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:59 pm
by hecter

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:01 pm
by Fircoal
s.xkitten wrote:cumming first?


And how is that funny?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:02 pm
by hecter
Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:03 pm
by Huckleberryhound
Fircoal wrote:
s.xkitten wrote:cumming first?


And how is that funny?


It is if it happens to someone else :P

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:03 pm
by Fircoal
hecter wrote:Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?

:lol: ty, Now I get it.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:05 pm
by Huckleberryhound
hecter wrote:Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?


More precisely, it means to orgarsm (male or female).

I feel strange explaining this in a forum where there might be kids.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:06 pm
by Fircoal
Huckleberryhound wrote:
hecter wrote:Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?


More precisely, it means to orgarsm (male or female).

I feel strange explaining this in a forum where there might be kids.


Don't they're going to know it sometime in their life. :lol: and the teens say things like that more then the adults. Probably. :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:06 pm
by Hitman079
haha i loved those links..
btw ranck3..you should be ashamed you're the assistant head of ASA..you should just go to Spamalot

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:07 pm
by hecter
Huckleberryhound wrote:
hecter wrote:Cum is another word for semen. So, cumming first, or the first guy to cum. Get it now?


More precisely, it means to orgarsm (male or female).

I feel strange explaining this in a forum where there might be kids.

Yes, but it somehow got turned into the ejaculate.