Conquer Club

If you are a smoker a toker if you like a fat hootie or a pinny if you love the ganja like Mary Jane,if you like to wake and bake ..today is the sacred 4-20 folks! .....so what time is it??if you have to ask then plz pass the bowl to me ill hit it for us both;)

Happy 420 to all fellow pot lovers..and smoke up

Right on! Or something.. eh.

i'm from england so i have never heard of this 4/20 day. I celebrate your 4/20 every day though

"Are you on a cellular phone? [pause] I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up. Prank Caller! PRANK CALLER!"

Sadly, today is also the 8 year anniversary of Columbine....

vtmarik wrote:"Are you on a cellular phone? [pause] I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up. Prank Caller! PRANK CALLER!"

what film is this from??? i was probably too stoned when i watched it to remember but i recognise the quote

trestain wrote:

vtmarik wrote:"Are you on a cellular phone? [pause] I don't know you. Who is this? I'm hanging up. Prank Caller! PRANK CALLER!"

what film is this from??? i was probably too stoned when i watched it to remember but i recognise the quote

Pulp Fiction, it's my auto-response to anything regarding drugs.

It's more toker-friendly than "I plead the 5th"

lol thats right i remember now, it's the hippie guy that john travolta gets his heroin from

Screw it, I don't feel like it today

I plead the fifth.


What IS the fifth?

5th amendment:

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

ah

"It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and I'm gonna get you high."

"You ever check out the back of a twenty dollar bill... ON WEED?"

"Yo, smoke some of this shit, and I guarantee you'll see a sailboat, the sky, maybe even a couple of big-titty mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit."

Happy 4/20, all.

Afroman:

(intro.)Its like i dont care about nothing man...
Roll another joint...
ooohh
la da da da la da da la la da da

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why(why man)

Chorus:
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I could'a cheated and I could'a passed but I got high(uh uh la la da da)
I'm takin it next semester and I know why(why man) (hey hey)

chorus

(go to the next one, go to the next one, go to the next one)
I was gonna go to work but then I got high(ohh,ohh)
I just got a new promotion but I got high(la da da da da)
Now I'm selling dope and I know why(why man)

chorus

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high(no you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why(why man)(yeah eh eh)

chorus

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high(uh, i'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high(uh)
Now I'm a paraplegic( ha ha ha) and I know why(why man)

chorus

I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what?)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uh uh)
Now the tow truck is pullin away and I know why (why man)

chorus

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (im serious)
I was gonna eat your pussy too(ohhh) but then I got high
Now i'm jackin' off (ahh) and I know why(trying to shut off ha ha ha)

chorus

I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high say (what say what say what?)
Now I'm sleepin on the side walk and I know why (why man)
(yeah yeah)

chorus

Ima stop singing this song because I'm high(raise the ceiling... baby)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high(bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why(why man?) (yeah eh eh)

Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
la la da da da da la da da da shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la
get jiggy with it scubbydooby wa

Stick it in your mouth and blow
Deep down in your throat

I can feel my eyes turning red right now.

4-21 I try shrooms.

I almost forgot the High Holy Holiday. damn those pesky memory problems. i guess i better go make up for it

There was dog searches at school today.

dcowboys055 wrote:There was dog searches at school today.

And what did you find on those dogs

i hate to make a one word post but here goes

lol.

that was 12 words, buddy.

you really are high.

Incandenza wrote:"It's Friday, you ain't got no job, and I'm gonna get you high."

"You ever check out the back of a twenty dollar bill... ON WEED?"

"Yo, smoke some of this shit, and I guarantee you'll see a sailboat, the sky, maybe even a couple of big-titty mermaids doing some of that lesbian shit."

Happy 4/20, all.

Friday

Half Baked

Mallrats


all great flicks!

Don't forget:

"Dude, Washington was in a cult, and the cult was into aliens man!"

Dazed and Confused.

I refuse to get high today and be a cliche.