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Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 12:17 pm**

I just realized that I have more posts than max.

Somebody shoot me.

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 12:20 pm**

*points finger at grim in a sort of gun resembling way. shouts *bang*. blood splatters everywhere.*

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 12:30 pm**

GLADLY!

damn Johnny beat me to it :cry:

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 12:44 pm**

We can still kick the corpse right?

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 12:51 pm**

I like your thinking Qeee-Man! :twisted:

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:00 pm**

Why would you want to lick a corpse??

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:02 pm**

KoolBak wrote:Why would you want to lick a corpse??

Because it's trendy...

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:02 pm**

Just dont add narcolepsy to your apparent necrophilia...that would be real bad.....

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:03 pm**

KoolBak wrote:Just dont add narcolepsy to your apparent necrophilia...that would be real bad.....

Oh the mental images... AHHHH! OUT DAMNED SPOT!!!

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:12 pm**

that's just wrong

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:25 pm**

Somebody hurry up and lick me already... before I get cold.

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:25 pm**

thegrimsleeper wrote:Somebody hurry up and lick me already... before I get cold.

What's in it for me besides gangreen?

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:34 pm**

The respect of the black-clad massive, carefully streaking their eyeliner. You'll be their leader, an entire army of Spikey Hottopicians at your command.

There's nothing darker than getting down with a corpse. Place your tongue on my rotting carcass, and fulfill your destiny.

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:38 pm**

thegrimsleeper wrote:The respect of the black-clad massive, carefully streaking their eyeliner. You'll be their leader, an entire army of Spikey Hottopicians at your command.

There's nothing darker than getting down with a corpse. Place your tongue on my rotting carcass, and fulfill your destiny.

Oh, right.

*lowers Spencer onto you and he licks you*

Spencer's more into the control of Spikey Hottopicians. I prefer the complete domination over the making and selling of tiny breads.

*returns Spencer to his place of honor on my head*

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:38 pm**

Beautifully played! Hat's off (and pants down) to the eternal sleeper!!

GO PAC-NW!!

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:39 pm**

Is that really YOU KoolBakDoor???????????

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:40 pm**

Ya know I got that from Sam Kinnison...saw him the weekend before he died here in pdx....by god he was funny.......(talking about the narcoleptic necrophiliac)

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:41 pm**

Wow, you lucky bastard. Kinnison was brilliant.

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:42 pm**

that was indeed a shame...I recall it was his brother that was driving.....really too bad...

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:43 pm**

congrats grim!!!! (really this isnt just a cheap post :lol:

)....

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 1:43 pm**

KoolBak wrote:that was indeed a shame...I recall it was his brother that was driving.....really too bad...

I thought he was driving and he wasn't seatbelted in... I gotta rewatch his E! True Hollywood Story now...

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 3:28 pm**

highborn has quite a few *snicker*

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 4:11 pm**

You have a Sphincter on your head?

I know, incredible juvenile of me. I just coudn't resist. Go ahead and come back with the fact that you actually have a "battle duck" nesting up there. And that's somehow better?.....lol

I can't believe that I actually get paid for this....lol

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 4:13 pm**

Scarus wrote:You have a Sphincter on your head?

I know, incredible juvenile of me. I just coudn't resist. Go ahead and come back with the fact that you actually have a "battle duck" nesting up there. And that's somehow better?.....lol

I can't believe that I actually get paid for this....lol

I may not agree with what you said but i'll defend to the death your right to say it!

Posted: **Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:12 pm**

bump 100 pages! (why not?)

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Oh, Sweet Jesus!

Oh, Sweet Jesus!

hmmm.....

Re: hmmm.....