Conquer Club

Come up with the mst gory death you can imagine and claim ur tombstone!!

My tombstone :
Here lies Aegnor,
Was the victim of a hungery zombie mob, after killing 3 dozen zombies with his bare fists.

Here lies unriggable, bludgeoned to death by Oscar from Sesame Street.

unriggable wrote:Here lies unriggable, bludgeoned to death by Oscar from Sesame Street.

nice.

If I must. First I take some paper and start cutting myself all over. Then I take some salt and rub it in. Then I a knife and open the wounds even further. I take a spike and impale my legs toghether. I take the knife and cut my stomach open spilling all my guts on the floor. I take my liver and stab it a few times. Then I reach inside me and rip my heart out. As I grow cold I take a shotgun and shoot my brains out till I die.

MY TOMBSTONE!

sheepofdumb wrote:If I must. First I take some paper and start cutting myself all over. Then I take some salt and rub it in. Then I a knife and open the wounds even further. I take a spike and impale my legs toghether. I take the knife and cut my stomach open spilling all my guts on the floor. I take my liver and stab it a few times. Then I reach inside me and rip my heart out. As I grow cold I take a shotgun and shoot my brains out till I die.

MY TOMBSTONE!

i like!

Ever think about therapy?

Here lies hecter, who died after he got 10 000 posts in a day.

willis wrote:Ever think about therapy?

Who is that directed at?

Here lies Aegnor, Sorry I'm late.

here lies ucabears his eyes were poked with a nice but only his iris was cut out and he was burned but not enough to kill him then cut on his burns.. he then was was stabbed in the bellybutton (which hurts extrememly bad) and died.

sheepofdumb wrote:

willis wrote:Ever think about therapy?

Who is that directed at?

You.

UCAbears wrote:here lies ucabears his eyes were poked with a nice but only his iris was cut out and he was burned but not enough to kill him then cut on his burns.. he then was was stabbed in the bellybutton (which hurts extrememly bad) and died.

You pansy! Dieing from a stab to the belly button.

here lies duday, who met michael jackson on the street and went to his mansion with him...he was never seen a again.

i win

sheepofdumb wrote:

UCAbears wrote:here lies ucabears his eyes were poked with a nice but only his iris was cut out and he was burned but not enough to kill him then cut on his burns.. he then was was stabbed in the bellybutton (which hurts extrememly bad) and died.

You pansy! Dieing from a stab to the belly button.

and burns and my eyes cut out

Here lies Fircoal...
Fircoal: I'm not dead, idiot tombstone.
Tombstone kills Fircoal
Here lies FIrcoal, I killed him.

here lies duday, who was tortured and raped. he had all his teeth pulled out before they cut off all his fingers before cutting his balls so that rats would come and knaw at them until they fell off. he was eaten by the rats after 7 days in a wet basement

I pour gasoline over my cut up body and lite a match while jumping from a bridge. here i lie. thats about as grusome i can contemplate...

coconut4paws wrote:I pour gasoline over my cut upboday and lite a match while jumping from a bridge. here i lie.

How old are you? No insult... Just asking.

UCAbears wrote:

sheepofdumb wrote:

UCAbears wrote:here lies ucabears his eyes were poked with a nice but only his iris was cut out and he was burned but not enough to kill him then cut on his burns.. he then was was stabbed in the bellybutton (which hurts extrememly bad) and died.

You pansy! Dieing from a stab to the belly button.

and burns and my eyes cut out

But you didn't die from it.

Here lies Aegnor, I guess the diet coke & mentos thing CAN kill you after all.

Aegnor wrote:Here lies Aegnor, I guess the diet coke & mentos thing CAN kill you after all.

Nice.

Anarkistsdream wrote:

coconut4paws wrote:I pour gasoline over my cut upboday and lite a match while jumping from a bridge. here i lie.

How old are you? No insult... Just asking.

not that old...i dont mean it.

Here Lies Our Dear President Egg, who fell off a wall.

get it? GET IT?

My tombstone:Here lies Ranck3.
Caught Glimce of Chuck Norris.