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Put funny ways to Destroy the world here!!

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:41 pm
by jeffonfire
Put funny ways to Destroy the world here.
Mine is to drink to much pop and burp so much that you spin earth out of orbit into the sun.

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:42 pm
by sheepofdumb
Death by rubber duckies!


Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:44 pm
by Anarkistsdream
Let things keep going the way they are... Do nothing, quit recycling, and quit worrying about the environment...
OHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHAHAHAHAHA
Wait.....
That's what's happening.


Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:47 pm
by pancakemix
Everyone knows that in 2012, Earth's poles will shift. The ancient Mayans said it, so it must be true.
So as far as I'm concerned, I don't need to worry about destroying the world.

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:48 pm
by hecter
sheepofdumb wrote:Death by rubber duckies!

You mean like this one?


Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:55 pm
by unriggable
pancakemix wrote:Everyone knows that in 2012, Earth's poles will shift. The ancient Mayans said it, so it must be true.
So as far as I'm concerned, I don't need to worry about destroying the world.
Oh, it must be true!
I know one way: death by spam.

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:56 pm
by hecter
Death by spam… What a glorious way to go…

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:58 pm
by jeffonfire

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:58 pm
by jnd94
hecter wrote:Death by spam… What a glorious way to go…
i agree king, goes right along with death by penguin stampede and death by elephant crap

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:01 pm
by reverend_kyle
hecter wrote:Death by snoo snoo… What a glorious way to go…

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:03 pm
by hecter
reverend_kyle wrote:hecter wrote:Death by snoo snoo… What a glorious way to go…
That to… that to…

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:03 pm
by Numia Kereru
Everyone in the world should eat a pot of baked beans.
Then when they digest everyone should face in the direction opposite to the way the planet spins on it's axis.
Then everyone should let rip a huge fart at the same time.
Then the world will spin the other way around and mess up the natural order of things which will set in motion a chain reaction ultimately causing the destruction of the universe.
Or we'll suffocate or die from the toxicity. Either or.

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:28 pm
by Fircoal
WE all know, I'm going to kill you all first.

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:31 pm
by everywhere116
This shouldnt even be a debate. I mean, we all know that some corrupt Federation captain will give General Order 24 on Earth. Is inevitable.

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:35 pm
by hecter
Nah. Some stupid species will unleash the wrath of the omega molecule!!! The alpha quadrent will be doomed!!

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:35 pm
by Aegnor
Suck the earth's atmosphere with a huge vacuum cleaner. Yeah, that would rock.

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:35 pm
by hourman
no evil tiedie pandas and wild fighting moose. will turn on humans and detroy us all.

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:36 pm
by sheepofdumb
everywhere116 wrote:This shouldnt even be a debate. I mean, we all know that some corrupt Federation captain will give General Order 24 on Earth. Is inevitable.
If it happens I know for sure our only hope would be a single cargo ship driven by some dumb drug addict.
The Earth is DOOMED!

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:38 pm
by ranck3
Chuck Norris goes to heaven.

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:52 pm
by Anarkistsdream
Aegnor wrote:Suck the earth's atmosphere with a huge vacuum cleaner. Yeah, that would rock.
SPACEBALLS!!!

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 8:34 pm
by hourman
spaceballs was awesome.

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:35 pm
by Serbia
Fircoal wrote:WE all know, I'm going to kill you all first.
...probably with
lighting, right Fircoal?

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:35 pm
by Numia Kereru
lol


Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:41 pm
by hecter
He's going to smash lamps on our heads?

Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2007 9:46 pm
by Incandenza
Two words: gray goo.