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"You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit"

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 7:56 pm
by tomtorresson
...Happens to be one of my favorite quotes. Anyone have something better?

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:06 pm
by unriggable
"Two in the pink and one in the kamchatka"

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:07 pm
by tomtorresson
unriggable wrote:"Two in the pink and one in the kamchatka"
Dude---you made me spit beer on my keyboard

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:09 pm
by dcowboys055
unriggable wrote:"Two in the pink and one in the kamchatka"
You should cite your resources.

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:10 pm
by unriggable
The guy who's avatar is a fat man without a shirt on. It's inside a guy's sig.

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:11 pm
by hawkeye
It's the stache thing fool!

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:13 pm
by Shadowstar
"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:14 pm
by Aegnor
Shadowstar wrote:"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Strong words!


Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:15 pm
by Sammy gags
unriggable wrote:"Two in the pink and one in the kamchatka"

Kamchatka is a pretty
shitty place


Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:16 pm
by Hitman079
Bill Watterson wrote:The problem with the future is that it keeps becoming the present.
From
Calvin and Hobbes. Hobbes (the tiger) was actually the one who "said" it, but we all know it was in the author's words.

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:20 pm
by unriggable
Bill Waterson also had calvin say that You enjoy things when you get them, not when you have them.

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:25 pm
by I GOT SERVED
I'd have to say that my favorite quote is "If you're gonna go down, go down in flames."

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:03 pm
by Serbia
"Die."

Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:08 pm
by XenHu
If you can imagine anyone obtaining this power of becoming invisible and never doing anything wrong or touching what was another's, he would be thought by the lookers-on to be a most wretched idiot -Plato, The Republic, Book II
-X

Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:57 am
by sully800
It's better to burn out than to fade away.

Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:20 am
by Ehriggn
I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me'

Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2007 1:34 am
by millej11
Serbia wrote:"Die."
you win
"Macs don't get viruses? I wish I would have known that before I fucked 12 PCs"

Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:03 am
by reverend_kyle
Unriggable=wannabe stache.

Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:08 am
by Balsiefen
Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:33 am
by Stopper
XenHu wrote:If you can imagine anyone obtaining this power of becoming invisible and never doing anything wrong or touching what was another's, he would be thought by the lookers-on to be a most wretched idiot -Plato, The Republic, Book II
-X
I never got past the first chapter of The Republic, but how would the lookers-on be able to see the person, in order to be able to think him a wretched idiot?

Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2007 2:56 am
by Aimless
"A kiss on the hand is worth two in the bush."

Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2007 6:04 am
by Aegnor
Stopper wrote:XenHu wrote:If you can imagine anyone obtaining this power of becoming invisible and never doing anything wrong or touching what was another's, he would be thought by the lookers-on to be a most wretched idiot -Plato, The Republic, Book II
-X
I never got past the first chapter of The Republic, but how would the lookers-on be able to see the person, in order to be able to think him a wretched idiot?
Maybe he was referring to lookers-on that have special x-ray vision.

Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:12 am
by Anarchy Ninja
"The death of one man is a tragedy, the death of millions is a statistic"- Joseph Stalin
"We shall hang the capitalists with the rope that they sell us"- Joseph Stalin

Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:06 am
by The1exile
"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of
Congress. But I repeat myself."

Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2007 9:27 am
by Mr.GandW1
a stitch in time is worth...two in the bush!
sensi - i-ninja