This thread is about Gnomes

Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:05 am
by Gnome de Guerre
Hello. I am a Gnome. Many of you big folk believe us not to exist (which is a good thing, considering some of our past experiences with the less savory members of your kind). Well, whether you believe in us or not, here I am! Although we Gnomes find war distasteful (to say the least), we love a good boardgame, and when I kept hearing all the great hub-bub about Conquer Club in my travels through the InterWeb, I just had to see for myself. While I'm waiting for my turns in the games I've started or joined (we Gnomes are very patient), I've started this thread as a platform on which to exchange information between our peoples. So, if you have any questions about Gnomes, please ask!

Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:08 am
by hecter
Why is this thread so lame?

Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:15 am
by DAZMCFC
nicking gnomes from peoples gardens was a bit of a laugh when i was a lad.


Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:17 am
by hecter
spinwizard wrote:and spamalot is'nt

Not a chance man! Everybody in Spamalot LOVES it.

Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 11:27 am
by spinwizard
hecter wrote:spinwizard wrote:and spamalot is'nt

Not a chance man! Everybody in Spamalot LOVES it.
and every1 not in spamalot hates it!


Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:03 pm
by Gnome de Guerre
Oh, dear, I had no idea there were so many Trolls here! I'd heard they'd infested the internet, but this is worse than I thought!

Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 12:10 pm
by hecter
spinwizard wrote:Gnome de Guerre wrote:Oh, dear, I had no idea there were so many Trolls here! I'd heard they'd infested the internet, but this is worse than I thought!
*cough* hecter *cough*
It's funny cause its true…


Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 1:23 pm
by qeee1
I heart this thread. But is it you that's been stealing boredgirl's stuff:
And I never can find a pen when I need one, I swear there is a little gnome running around up here with my missing socks and a bushel basket of pens and pencils.

Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:27 pm
by Gnome de Guerre
qeee1 wrote:I heart this thread. But is it you that's been stealing boredgirl's stuff:
And I never can find a pen when I need one, I swear there is a little gnome running around up here with my missing socks and a bushel basket of pens and pencils.
*begin Sgt Schultz voice*
I know nothing! */end Sgt Schultz voice*

Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:38 pm
by btownmeggy
hecter wrote:btown, I'm hurt

Why? You don't even know with whom!

Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:41 pm
by hecter
btownmeggy wrote:hecter wrote:btown, I'm hurt

Why? You don't even know with whom!
Well I'm assuming it isn't me…

Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:42 pm
by btownmeggy
hecter wrote:btownmeggy wrote:hecter wrote:btown, I'm hurt

Why? You don't even know with whom!
Well I'm assuming it isn't me…
Well, that's true. But maybe if you had a wonderful schtick like Gnome de Guerre!...

Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:42 pm
by qeee1
Wikipedia reveals Sgt Schultz is a character from Hogan's heroes, a show originally run in the 1960s...
http://newmail.monsterserve.com/keepout/tv/nthng%5B1%5D.wav
What are your thoughts on inter species love?

Posted:
Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:52 pm
by hecter
btownmeggy wrote:hecter wrote:btownmeggy wrote:hecter wrote:btown, I'm hurt

Why? You don't even know with whom!
Well I'm assuming it isn't me…
Well, that's true. But maybe if you had a wonderful schtick like Gnome de Guerre!...
Man, you are easly bought.