Conquer Club

What are your pet peeves?
Random things that just drive you crazy!

first ones that come to mind are:

-When people spell "your" when they mean "you're"

-When stupid people learn a big word, get excited and try to use it in the correct context during conversation. (Hip-Hop/Rap) artists do this all the time

......that's all i have at the moment

Threads like this!

When the bitch wants top

When a ref in an NHL game can't decide on what a penalty is and what isn't... so he'll ignore an obvious penalty, then call a cheap one, that just kills the flow of the game, gets both teams disjointed, and makes me yell and scream and get mad, and end up enjoying the game less than I would otherwise.

DIRESTRAITS wrote:When the bitch wants top

Spoken like a true virgin.

DIRESTRAITS wrote:When the bitch wants top

How can this possibly be bad?

when people say okey dokey in a smartass way..uGhhhhh


and when people try to cheat right in front of my face then deny it.

Serbia wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:When the bitch wants top

How can this possibly be bad?

idk, one of my friends tried to use that as a defense in a mock murder trial in law class. Funny as hell.

Real pet peeves=The state of California, Jesuit High School, referees in the Midwest Regional final, Kevin Love going to UCLA, and hecter

DIRESTRAITS wrote:idk, one of my friends tried to use that as a defense in a mock murder trial in law class. Funny as hell.

Sooo... you are a virgin??

Hecter..




-X

Numia Kereru wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:idk, one of my friends tried to use that as a defense in a mock murder trial in law class. Funny as hell.

Sooo... you are a virgin??

somewhat. I'm only 15

DIRESTRAITS wrote:

Numia Kereru wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:idk, one of my friends tried to use that as a defense in a mock murder trial in law class. Funny as hell.

Sooo... you are a virgin??

somewhat. I'm only 15

You can't be 'somewhat' a virgin.

DIRESTRAITS wrote:idk, one of my friends tried to use that as a defense in a mock murder trial in law class. Funny as hell.

Real pet peeves=The state of California, Jesuit High School, referees in the Midwest Regional final, Kevin Love going to UCLA, and hecter

how could you hate california? at least something interesting is in this state instead of your stupid mt st helens

Hitman079 wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:idk, one of my friends tried to use that as a defense in a mock murder trial in law class. Funny as hell.

Real pet peeves=The state of California, Jesuit High School, referees in the Midwest Regional final, Kevin Love going to UCLA, and hecter

how could you hate california? at least something interesting is in this state instead of your stupid mt st helens

HAHAHA!!

Guiscard wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:

Numia Kereru wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:idk, one of my friends tried to use that as a defense in a mock murder trial in law class. Funny as hell.

Sooo... you are a virgin??

somewhat. I'm only 15

You can't be 'somewhat' a virgin.

Depends on how far you have to get to lose your virginity

Hitman079 wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:idk, one of my friends tried to use that as a defense in a mock murder trial in law class. Funny as hell.

Real pet peeves=The state of California, Jesuit High School, referees in the Midwest Regional final, Kevin Love going to UCLA, and hecter

how could you hate california? at least something interesting is in this state instead of your stupid mt st helens

Mt St Helens is in Washington you fag. Californians are all stuck up and think they know how everything should be, and they are overrunning our state. Plus, they don't even know the geography of the state just to the north of them!!!

no mt st helens? then there is NOTHING interesting....
the space needle..washington
the only thing interesting that ever happened in oregon then was that Matt Groening was born there

DIRESTRAITS wrote:Depends on how far you have to get to lose your virginity

Well... you have to go...

ALL THE WAY!!!

Hitman079 wrote:no mt st helens? then there is NOTHING interesting....
the space needle..washington
the only thing interesting that ever happened in oregon then was that Matt Groening was born there

And it has the world HQ of Nike (about 5 miles from my house), Intel, and the national HQ of Adidas. And the winningest Pac-10 football program over the past 10 years!

Oh, and using the 'all the way' definition I would be a virgin

yet no one knows this stuff..
since no one cares..
i didn't know about mt st helens because NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO OREGON!

DIRESTRAITS wrote:

Guiscard wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:

Numia Kereru wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:idk, one of my friends tried to use that as a defense in a mock murder trial in law class. Funny as hell.

Sooo... you are a virgin??

somewhat. I'm only 15

You can't be 'somewhat' a virgin.

Depends on how far you have to get to lose your virginity

Well.. not to be graphic but if you haven't stuck your penis inside a vagina (or anus, really) then you're a virgin, and if you have then you're not.

Its a pretty simple concept

DIRESTRAITS wrote:Oh, and using the 'all the way' definition I would be a virgin

Meh, there's time enough for you to make that journey.

Weren't the Portland Trailblazers from Oregon? Are they still an NBA team??

Clyde "The Glide" Drexler was one of the best and most memorable players in that team... not sure if he was born in that city/state though.

Guiscard wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:

Guiscard wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:

Numia Kereru wrote:

DIRESTRAITS wrote:idk, one of my friends tried to use that as a defense in a mock murder trial in law class. Funny as hell.

Sooo... you are a virgin??

somewhat. I'm only 15

You can't be 'somewhat' a virgin.

Depends on how far you have to get to lose your virginity

Well.. not to be graphic but if you haven't stuck your penis inside a vagina (or anus, really) then you're a virgin, and if you have then you're not.

Its a pretty simple concept

How about a mouth? (that's the debate)

As for California: Best state I've travelled in in the US.

No oral!