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Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:06 am

Ya, thinking about this for awhile and it came across to me that there are a lot of dumb sports out there
What useless sports do you have in mind?

Mines NASCAR

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Shit, i'd rather watch my microwave meal rotate again and again then watchthis crap... :lol:
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Postby Jamie on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:09 am

I'd say NASCAR also, if I thought NASCAR was a sport, which it isn't. Dumbest real sport, Handball
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:15 am

Handball is a great sport, you're the dumbest sport.

Uhh, dumbest sport... European Handball, now that is a crap sport.
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Postby Fireside Poet on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:27 am

I'm going to get it for this one...

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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:28 am

baseball..
gawd i hate it. those commentators make everything seem boring, even if a fucking nuke killed everyone in the bleachers.
"oh a nuke just hit the bleachers."
besides i hate the sport. americans are obsessed with it along with basketball and football, when we should be caring about the sport the whole world actually plays- soccer.
not steroid pumped fatasses running into each other
OR
steroid pumped men hitting a small white ball and running around a square
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tall men sinking every basket every time when they shoot it..the suspense and excitement is who gets the ball to the basket first
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:29 am

Fireside Poet wrote:I'm going to get it for this one...

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I actually agree with you, and with Hitman.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:29 am

Fireside Poet wrote:I'm going to get it for this one...

Soccer

no you won't..
every non-American and American who likes soccer has been notified and Intepol and the police are looking for you..your ass is dead
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:30 am

Hitman079 wrote:baseball..
gawd i hate it. those commentators make everything seem boring, even if a fucking nuke killed everyone in the bleachers.
"oh a nuke just hit the bleachers."
besides i hate the sport. americans are obsessed with it along with baseball and football, when we should be caring about the sport the whole world actually plays- soccer.
not steroid pumped fatasses running into each other
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steroid pumped men hitting a small white ball and running around a square


I like baseball, and hate soccer, but whatever. And technically all sports are useless and aren't useless.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:31 am

how could people hate soccer?!!
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:31 am

Hitman079 wrote:how could people hate soccer?!!


The 'pros' always pretend to be tripped over and shit.
It's such a crappy sport.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:32 am

Skittles! wrote:
Hitman079 wrote:how could people hate soccer?!!


The 'pros' always pretend to be tripped over and shit.
It's such a crappy sport.

you put the ball in a goal.
it's simple.
it's the world's equivalent of basketball..barely any equipment is needed
just a ball and some sort of target
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:34 am

Hitman079 wrote:
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Hitman079 wrote:how could people hate soccer?!!


The 'pros' always pretend to be tripped over and shit.
It's such a crappy sport.

you put the ball in a goal.
it's simple.
it's the world's equivalent of basketball..barely any equipment is needed
just a ball and some sort of target


Hense why I hate it?
Some people have skill, most don't. And the amount of money people get paid to play sport is stupid.
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:38 am

Soccer is too boring for me. WHEN DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY SCORE?
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:39 am

so is being an actor, racecar driver, etc.
doing extremely simple things for pretty damned ridiculous pay.
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:46 am

If only this was in the Flame Wars then I'd speak what really is what pisses me off about Soccer.

Anyway, yeah, Actors and stuff get stupid pay too, but bleh.
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Postby bigbullyweedave on Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:55 am

Fircoal wrote:Soccer is too boring for me. WHEN DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY SCORE?


American's need high scoring games to satisfy their short attention span...... :roll: :wink: :lol:

Off to see Scotland v Georgia football match today :D
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Postby Fircoal on Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:04 am

bigbullyweedave wrote:
Fircoal wrote:Soccer is too boring for me. WHEN DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY SCORE?


American's need high scoring games to satisfy their short attention span...... :roll: :wink: :lol:


It's not high scoring. It's actually scoring, and not kicking the ball to the other side the whole time. Also, I'm not that big of a sports fan. I just think soccer is the worst. But there is no reason, why other people can't like it.
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Postby Jehan on Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:19 am

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Postby Aries on Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:32 am

First of all, Soccer is one of the best sports ever, and second of all, the worst sport would have to be european handball :D
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Postby alex_white101 on Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:44 am

its not soccer its football....... just you americans call it soccer. if this was flame wars id rlly b able to sa what i wanted, but it isnt so i wont. another time maybe.
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Postby Aries on Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:46 am

I'm Canadian, not American, and I guess you guys were the ones who created soccer, so I do call it football sometimes, but over here it's called soccer, and that's what everyone knows it by.
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:55 am

alex_white101 wrote:its not soccer its football....... just you americans call it soccer. if this was flame wars id rlly b able to sa what i wanted, but it isnt so i wont. another time maybe.


It's Soccer. Only Europe knows it as Football.
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:55 am

Aries wrote:First of all, Soccer is one of the best sports ever, and second of all, the worst sport would have to be european handball :D


I disagree with the first thing..

Agree with the second thing
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Postby chessplaya on Sat Mar 24, 2007 7:00 am

Fireside Poet wrote:I'm going to get it for this one...

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BOO!!! on this , dumbest sport american football , cricket ,
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