Conquer Club

You know the rules by now you have until the end of next friday to answer questions

If you could kill one person , who would it be?

Just how many different languages do you speak??

How do you think Kyle keeps the skin on his buttocks so silky smooth?

what is your first name? if its marvin im going to be very disappointed

Hi, people, its a pleasure

spiesr wrote:If you could kill one person , who would it be?

Well, if someone is doing the whole world a worse place, and deserves to be punished, its surely George W. Bush.
Vote George W. Bush
But of course we have some politicians here that would deserve death, too

cenamom wrote:Just how many different languages do you speak??

I just speak Portuguese I can read and write (poorly, I know) in English, but as I never have many chances to practice the oral language, I cant say I speak English. I can read in Spanish too, but then I cant even write.

2dimes wrote:How do you think Kyle keeps the skin on his buttocks so silky smooth?

I have no idea. Maybe he uses sperm or something alike

khazalid wrote:what is your first name? if its marvin im going to be very disappointed

Its not Marvin. My first name is Eduardo, Portuguese version of Edward

why are you such a whiny crybaby?

is it just me, or do all brazilian women have insanely hot bodies?

if it is true that they do, why is that?

when did you first realize you were mentally challenged?

wicked wrote:why are you such a whiny crybaby?

Im not. Shouldnt I complain if I think something is wrong?

Nephilim wrote:is it just me, or do all brazilian women have insanely hot bodies?

if it is true that they do, why is that?

Sadly, you are wrong. This pic with some teachers from my school can ilustrate what Im saying

alex_white101 wrote:when did you first realize you were mentally challenged?

Did I??

Have you ever sawed off someone's gonads with a string of floss before?

do you bathe in rogaine?

Why, when we could have just believed you, did you have to post that AWFUL picture?

What different subjects do you teach?

If I send you a picture of my butt in a bikini, seeking your opinion on how appropriate it is for Brazil, would you promise not to share it with anyone else?

Also, would you really get with a 17 year old?

btownmeggy wrote:If I send you a picture of my butt in a bikini, seeking your opinion on how appropriate it is for Brazil, would you promise not to share it with anyone else?

I can always provide an opinion on such matters

hecter wrote:

btownmeggy wrote:If I send you a picture of my butt in a bikini, seeking your opinion on how appropriate it is for Brazil, would you promise not to share it with anyone else?

I can always provide an opinion on such matters

Please provide credentials on expertise in Brazilian social conventions.

I have had family members live there for an extended period of time.

hecter wrote:I have had family members live there for an extended period of time.

Insufficient!

Can I still see your ass?

hecter wrote:Can I still see your ass?

You wouldn't like it anyway. It's more Brazilian-style than Canadian-style.

I'm flexible in that way though.

Wow, google "Canadian ass" w/o safesearch on. It's great.

Though-- "Brazilian ass" maybe puts it to shame.

Hard to say.

I think they are both just fine.

hecter wrote:I think they are both just fine.

You're so worldly and international.