Today I could have assassinated Tony Blair...

Today I met Tony, Cheri and John Prescott. Incidentally, Vera Duckworth from Corrie was there too... Indeed I did. In the Queens Hotel in Leeds. True story
My Auntie had planned a surprise trip for her partner's birthday and they messed up and sent the letter by accident so the surprise was scuppered. She complained and they upgraded her to the Lord Mayor's Suite. Dead posh. They arrive today and there are police, dog teams and security everywhere.
Turns out they've had a mix-up and the PM has got her room! She kicked up a bit of a fuss (my auntie is like that) and got some extra nights free, but it wasn't like they could say 'Tone... err... there's been a mix-up... I'm afraid your in the junior suite tonight...'
They were downgraded to one along the corridor and tomorrow they'll move into the Lord Mayors Suite. We went down to see them today and sat in the lobby as Tony, Cheri and Prezza arrived. The PM gave us a little wave and said hi. Didn't say anything to him though. One of the staff let slip who it was, and we knew for a good two hours before he arrived. I could quite easily have gone and got some eggs... or a gun! We were never searched or metal-detected or anything!
Was trying to get her to sell her story to the Sun: BLAIR SPOILS BIRTHDAY BASH! or something.
My Auntie had planned a surprise trip for her partner's birthday and they messed up and sent the letter by accident so the surprise was scuppered. She complained and they upgraded her to the Lord Mayor's Suite. Dead posh. They arrive today and there are police, dog teams and security everywhere.
Turns out they've had a mix-up and the PM has got her room! She kicked up a bit of a fuss (my auntie is like that) and got some extra nights free, but it wasn't like they could say 'Tone... err... there's been a mix-up... I'm afraid your in the junior suite tonight...'
They were downgraded to one along the corridor and tomorrow they'll move into the Lord Mayors Suite. We went down to see them today and sat in the lobby as Tony, Cheri and Prezza arrived. The PM gave us a little wave and said hi. Didn't say anything to him though. One of the staff let slip who it was, and we knew for a good two hours before he arrived. I could quite easily have gone and got some eggs... or a gun! We were never searched or metal-detected or anything!
Was trying to get her to sell her story to the Sun: BLAIR SPOILS BIRTHDAY BASH! or something.