Conquer Club

So... today in third period (drama class) i convinced a girl from a group of people we and the teacher call "the fuckoff girls" that i REALLY REALLY liked her. I sold her and all her friends, I even got a cumlative "AWWW!" from all the bitches. I gave her my cell phone number so we could hang out sometime, she called it and it was the rejection hotline. Everyone watched and cracked up.

And then im sitting down laughing my ass off with my firends with my back turned and she comes up behind me and sucker punched right as i turned my head. I stood up laughing and was like "ALRIGHT! lets go to the fucking office, whore" with a big bloody smile. GOD! if only she had testicles.

Not in the face, elsewhere though.

I have to say, while funny, you did have it coming.

Never punched, but I got slapped by a girl, who wasn't my girlfriend... then she got embarrassed and ran off, leaving me stunned and laughing.

Oh, the stories I could tell...

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Sounds like something I would have done in 5th grade

i had to pay extra

AAFitz wrote:i had to pay extra

I actually got punched so hard inbetween the legs, i threw up right there.

yes...yes i have...many times...

soooo many time have i been punched i cant even keep count

My sister could beat me up if she wanted to.

lol i haven't but my wife punched her brother in the tit once, it filled with so much blood by the time he got to hospital to have it drained it was bigger than hers lol

Once, it sucked. Luckily it was the shoulder, so nothing important lost.

btownmeggy wrote:Oh, the stories I could tell...

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There there. It's okay. Have a hug

f*ck that shit.

If women want equality, they can take the beating I would give a man for doing that.

I know this will draw ire from a few, but if you have the nerve to throw a punch at me, you'd best be ready to take responsibility for it.

Gay, white, yellow, green, gay, straight, bi, male, female, hermaphrodite, etc, I don't give a f*ck, you're fair game if you take it upon yourself to strike me.

i second that motion ^^^^^^^^

if you're gonna throw a punch at a guy, don't expect him to just take it...

Well I'll keep that in mind…

fuckkk i just got back from seeing The Showdown play.
in the third mosh pit i feel my nose go *CRUNCH* and blood run down my face. My friend turned to me wipe my face and rubbed it all over his shirt.
It was metal as fuckk.

honestly...who cares?

Yes I have. Not in the face, though. Nor in the ghoulies.

Had a few dead arms and more than my share of dead legs from chicks though.

When I was 9 I punched a 13-year-old chick in the back with all the might I could muster, because she turned to walk away after calling me weak.

She proceeded to laugh her head off and kept walking.

I think I actually cried after that.

Colaalone wrote:It was metal as fuckk.

Wow...

i didn't understand the first part of this story.

Colaalone wrote:So... since today in third period (drama class) i convinced a girl from a group of people we and the teacher call "the fuckoff girls" that i REALLY REALLY liked her.

what the f*ck is this? is this sentence grammatically incorrect or something?

Colaalone wrote: I sold her and all her friends, I even got a cumlative "AWWW!" from all the bitches.

again, what the f*ck is this? you sold her and all her friends? what the hell? what, are you running a brothel or something? is cumlative even a word?[/quote]

hecter wrote:

btownmeggy wrote:Oh, the stories I could tell...

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There there. It's okay. Have a hug

Don't worry, it's far less tragic than it sounds.

I've been punched by two different girls and gotten black eyes from both incidents. Each time I just yelled, "Oh my god, you punched me!" and stared, stunned, at the hillbilly bitch (and they WERE hillbilly bitches).

My problem is I'm a skinny, weak, twig of a pacifist, but I have a knack for insulting people.

Nope..but I have been kicked in the jewels.

My wife . . . many times . . . she has these tiny little fists with sharp knuckles . . .