Conquer Club

Uh, the name basically sums it up.
What have you done when you've been horribly bored?

Well, for starters, I've made a Furbie religion, which lasted about 2 weeks, and it was basically a rip-off of Christianity.
I took random pictures.
I've chewed and cut up a few coke cans.
I rip a lot of things up.

Blah blah.
Carry on.

drank maple syrup.

yeah, weird day.

I posted in this thread.

I managed to figure out the secret code for powered-up interceptions in NBA Jam for the Game Gear.

stuff just like this...

Skittles! wrote:I've made a Furbie religion

these all made me laugh, but that one especially

Hmmm... I joined CC.

Incandenza wrote:Hmmm... I joined CC.

I was going to say that, but then people might hate me.

ever sniffed a marked until you sneaze blood? Neither have I

But I did have a tea party with my dogs in our backyard. I dressed them in cute little S & M outfits and I wore my birthday suit.
The following day, our neighbors to the west with the 3 small children erected a large fence to seperate our yards.
The tea party ended when my brother came home from a meeting with his probation officer. When he saw our little party he punched me in the neck and nearly collapsed my wind-pipe. I guess his invitation got lost in the mail. (friggin post office )
When I regained conciousness I came in here and posted this.

Kid_A wrote:ever sniffed a marked until you sneaze blood? Neither have I

But I did have a tea party with my dogs in our backyard. I dressed them in cute little S & M outfits and I wore my birthday suit.
The following day, our neighbors to the west with the 3 small children erected a fence to seperate our yards.
The tea party ended when my brother came home from a meeting with his probation officer. When he saw our little party he punched me in the neck and nearly collapsed my wind-pipe. I guess his invitation got lost in the mail. (friggin post office )
When I regained conciousness I came in here and posted this.

So was the tea party fun?

Fircoal wrote:

Kid_A wrote:ever sniffed a marked until you sneaze blood? Neither have I

But I did have a tea party with my dogs in our backyard. I dressed them in cute little S & M outfits and I wore my birthday suit.
The following day, our neighbors to the west with the 3 small children erected a fence to seperate our yards.
The tea party ended when my brother came home from a meeting with his probation officer. When he saw our little party he punched me in the neck and nearly collapsed my wind-pipe. I guess his invitation got lost in the mail. (friggin post office )
When I regained conciousness I came in here and posted this.

So was the tea party fun?

you ever been to an S & M tea party that wasn't?

Kid_A wrote:ever sniffed a marked until you sneaze blood? Neither have I

But I did have a tea party with my dogs in our backyard. I dressed them in cute little S & M outfits and I wore my birthday suit.
The following day, our neighbors to the west with the 3 small children erected a large fence to seperate our yards.
The tea party ended when my brother came home from a meeting with his probation officer. When he saw our little party he punched me in the neck and nearly collapsed my wind-pipe. I guess his invitation got lost in the mail. (friggin post office )
When I regained conciousness I came in here and posted this.

Oh dear god, that's worst than mine.
But a tea party with dogs and dressing them up? Isn't that abit, childish and... weird?

But I guess carrying a rock around for 10 minutes the other day was strange. I wasn't bored though.

Skittles! wrote:

Kid_A wrote:ever sniffed a marked until you sneaze blood? Neither have I

But I did have a tea party with my dogs in our backyard. I dressed them in cute little S & M outfits and I wore my birthday suit.
The following day, our neighbors to the west with the 3 small children erected a large fence to seperate our yards.
The tea party ended when my brother came home from a meeting with his probation officer. When he saw our little party he punched me in the neck and nearly collapsed my wind-pipe. I guess his invitation got lost in the mail. (friggin post office )
When I regained conciousness I came in here and posted this.

But a tea party with dogs and dressing them up? Isn't that abit, childish

But it had an S & M theme to it

Kid_A wrote:

Skittles! wrote:

Kid_A wrote:ever sniffed a marked until you sneaze blood? Neither have I

But I did have a tea party with my dogs in our backyard. I dressed them in cute little S & M outfits and I wore my birthday suit.
The following day, our neighbors to the west with the 3 small children erected a large fence to seperate our yards.
The tea party ended when my brother came home from a meeting with his probation officer. When he saw our little party he punched me in the neck and nearly collapsed my wind-pipe. I guess his invitation got lost in the mail. (friggin post office )
When I regained conciousness I came in here and posted this.

But a tea party with dogs and dressing them up? Isn't that abit, childish

But it had an S & M theme to it

Maybe that's why your brother punched your neck.

Kid_A wrote:

Fircoal wrote:

Kid_A wrote:ever sniffed a marked until you sneaze blood? Neither have I

But I did have a tea party with my dogs in our backyard. I dressed them in cute little S & M outfits and I wore my birthday suit.
The following day, our neighbors to the west with the 3 small children erected a fence to seperate our yards.
The tea party ended when my brother came home from a meeting with his probation officer. When he saw our little party he punched me in the neck and nearly collapsed my wind-pipe. I guess his invitation got lost in the mail. (friggin post office )
When I regained conciousness I came in here and posted this.

So was the tea party fun?

you ever been to an S & M tea party that wasn't?

true. But why didn't I get invitied?

Fircoal wrote:

Kid_A wrote:

Fircoal wrote:

Kid_A wrote:ever sniffed a marked until you sneaze blood? Neither have I

But I did have a tea party with my dogs in our backyard. I dressed them in cute little S & M outfits and I wore my birthday suit.
The following day, our neighbors to the west with the 3 small children erected a fence to seperate our yards.
The tea party ended when my brother came home from a meeting with his probation officer. When he saw our little party he punched me in the neck and nearly collapsed my wind-pipe. I guess his invitation got lost in the mail. (friggin post office )
When I regained conciousness I came in here and posted this.

So was the tea party fun?

you ever been to an S & M tea party that wasn't?

true. But why didn't I get invitied?

I guess your invitation got lost in the mail too.
Last time i trust a squirrel to deliver my mail.

I saw a squirrel today.

Cynthia wrote:I saw a squirrel today.

That isn't very spectacular. Neither is drinking maple syrup. French Canadian people do that all the time. Anyway, the weirdest thing I've done would be the time I ate some cat food. It wasn't very taste.

I know, I see squirrels all the time.. I just said it.

The weirdest thing I've done must be writing im bored im bored im bored in really tiny letters filling four pages

Oh and I ate cat food once too..when I was little.. And it didnt taste that bad really...

Well that's just the weirdest thing that I'm going to tell you. There rest are my little secrets

Skittles! wrote:I've made a Furbie religion, which lasted about 2 weeks

Why not...people have been inventing religions for thousands of years, and as long as there are suckers to believe in them they will continue to be invented!

After a short attempt to convert my entire school to bradology, the study and deification of Brad, I realized where I had went wrong. NO IDOLS! Where was the cross, saints, or star of David? No where...

So I decided that for the student body's unresponsive infidelism That I would need to create an elaborate plan to eliminate each person from their tainted human form so that they could almost reach the perfected form of Brad.

I hired extra gun man, holy warriors on my Jihad, to help transform more people faster. We started in the lobby. The security guard refused to convert and was promptly transformed. Next the attendance office was busy with tardy students. We gave them no chance to convert as Promptness is holiness
and Tardiness is one of the 13 deadly sins.

That was when me and my warriors for Brad split up. I took the math section, They the rest.

12 bloody hours later I myself was transformed by a faithful follower. Now I sit above you as you read this, and I laugh. If you listen closely you can here me...

I've watched the teleshop a few times. It's an american invention I think... And back in the days I once watched the simulated fireplace, too. I think it used to be on one of those smaller channels between 2 and 6 in the morning or something like that...

Well, there was this one time when I was at a friends house. We both got rather bored, so I just stripped down into my boxers and walked around his house normally. Straight face and all. My friend's dad was cool with it, his mom on the other hand, well, I just won't go there.

Also, there was this one time that I went into NYC to see some family. I got kinda bored while I was waiting for my uncle to meet me, so I decided to do some color commentary. Color commentary of people walking past me. It was quite fun, until a police officer told me that I had to stop. "Disturbing the peace", or something like that.

I went lazertagging once...actually twice, but the first time was way back in like 3rd grade...

EDIT: NO WAIT! 3 times! the other one was in 8th grade as a graduation party...I pretty much had to go...