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Who can make the best haiku????????

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:31 pm
by Vincent M
Lets see how creative you are make A Haiku
To do so if you don't know already
You make 3 sentences
the top sentence with 5 syllables
the middle sentence with 7 syllables
the bottom sentence with 5 syllables
an example would be:
Rapping at the door
Fills up agéd pillowcase
So sick of Smarties
It isn't hard really.
Get Creative and Discus
P.S. want some more info on haiku's check out wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:34 pm
by Colaalone
It seems God Hates us,
People suffer without end.
F uck the sick bastard.

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:35 pm
by Vincent M

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:36 pm
by dussle
I'm so excited
This thread should be amusing
Post away, bitches

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:38 pm
by Vincent M
Forgot the sun block.
Now I am lobster-coloured.
God, I hate summer.

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:40 pm
by dussle
Look at this damned thing
There are only three posters
Posting bad haikus

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:41 pm
by dcowboys055
i hate poetry
half my class failed it last year
that teachers a bitch

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:43 pm
by Vincent M
Nose
You pretend that you
didn't pick it at all, but
I saw you do it

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:43 pm
by vgmmaster
Ready for baseball
Prepare for fantasy drafts
Opening day soon

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:43 pm
by CBlake
dcowboys055 wrote:i hate poetry
half my class failed it last year
that teachers a bitch
lol

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:44 pm
by Aries
Something is killing me
I think it's hectors face again
go get a mask hector
( best I could do lol)

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:45 pm
by Colaalone
"I hate this damn town,"
Mumbled the man bitterly.
"Let's f uck and cuss, dear."

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:45 pm
by everywhere116
CC is the best
It is great for playing Risk
And Mafia too.

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:48 pm
by vgmmaster
Once played basketball
On NBA.com, won
and got my screenname
The history of my screenname, wrapped up in a haiku.


Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:48 pm
by Incandenza
Three armies on two
Not the triple ones again
F*ck these goddamn dice

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:51 pm
by Vincent M
A bad Place for haikus
dont open this link
http://neontiki.com/haiku/haiku_read.jsp
Oh ya
A mourning dove feeds
In a marijuana bush
And sings a high coo.

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:19 pm
by unriggable
I hate haikus. Make your own rules when writing!

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:36 pm
by wcaclimbing
Tears and Pain Flow free,
The fiery Wind will soon Take us,
The Silence is Near.

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:42 pm
by adam3b58
mellifluously
my inamorata goes
flow this paean too

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:46 pm
by millej11
Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refrigerator

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:51 pm
by Vincent M
millej11 wrote:Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refrigerator
LOL

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:06 pm
by Vincent M
bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:16 pm
by unriggable
I hate haikus with a passion.
You need to have rules
For you to write this shit
Im such a doushbag

Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:20 pm
by Backglass
unriggable wrote:I hate haikus with a passion.
You need to have rules
For you to write this shit
Im such a doushbag
That's not a haiku
It must be five, seven, five
Yours was not, mine is.


Posted:
Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:22 pm
by millej11
^ I'm impressed