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Who can make the best haiku????????

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:31 pm
by Vincent M
Lets see how creative you are make A Haiku

To do so if you don't know already

You make 3 sentences

the top sentence with 5 syllables
the middle sentence with 7 syllables
the bottom sentence with 5 syllables

an example would be:

Rapping at the door
Fills up agéd pillowcase
So sick of Smarties

It isn't hard really.

Get Creative and Discus :D

P.S. want some more info on haiku's check out wiki
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:34 pm
by Colaalone
It seems God Hates us,
People suffer without end.
F uck the sick bastard.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:35 pm
by Vincent M
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:36 pm
by dussle
I'm so excited
This thread should be amusing
Post away, bitches

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:38 pm
by Vincent M
Forgot the sun block.
Now I am lobster-coloured.
God, I hate summer.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:40 pm
by dussle
Look at this damned thing
There are only three posters
Posting bad haikus

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:41 pm
by dcowboys055
i hate poetry
half my class failed it last year
that teachers a bitch

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:43 pm
by Vincent M
Nose

You pretend that you
didn't pick it at all, but
I saw you do it

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:43 pm
by vgmmaster
Ready for baseball
Prepare for fantasy drafts
Opening day soon

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:43 pm
by CBlake
dcowboys055 wrote:i hate poetry
half my class failed it last year
that teachers a bitch


lol

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:44 pm
by Aries
Something is killing me
I think it's hectors face again
go get a mask hector



( best I could do lol)

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:45 pm
by Colaalone
"I hate this damn town,"
Mumbled the man bitterly.
"Let's f uck and cuss, dear."

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:45 pm
by everywhere116
CC is the best
It is great for playing Risk
And Mafia too.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:48 pm
by vgmmaster
Once played basketball
On NBA.com, won
and got my screenname

The history of my screenname, wrapped up in a haiku. :P

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:48 pm
by Incandenza
Three armies on two
Not the triple ones again
F*ck these goddamn dice

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:51 pm
by Vincent M
A bad Place for haikus

dont open this link http://neontiki.com/haiku/haiku_read.jsp

Oh ya

A mourning dove feeds
In a marijuana bush
And sings a high coo.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:19 pm
by unriggable
I hate haikus. Make your own rules when writing!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:36 pm
by wcaclimbing
Tears and Pain Flow free,
The fiery Wind will soon Take us,
The Silence is Near.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:42 pm
by adam3b58
mellifluously
my inamorata goes
flow this paean too

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:46 pm
by millej11
Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refrigerator

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:51 pm
by Vincent M
millej11 wrote:Haikus are easy
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refrigerator

LOL

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:06 pm
by Vincent M
bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:16 pm
by unriggable
I hate haikus with a passion.

You need to have rules
For you to write this shit
Im such a doushbag

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:20 pm
by Backglass
unriggable wrote:I hate haikus with a passion.

You need to have rules
For you to write this shit
Im such a doushbag


That's not a haiku
It must be five, seven, five
Yours was not, mine is.

:P

PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:22 pm
by millej11
^ I'm impressed