Conquer Club

Thank you for your last replies on the last interesting hypothetical

I have another

This is as hypothetical as it gets but is a question that popped to mind. Which ONE of these abilities would you most want to have?

and as always I put the ever popular f*ck you Vincent M option

ALSO POST AS TO WHY YOU WANT THIS TRAIT

You forgot complete and unrestricted omnipotency.

and as always hecter puts the f*ck you Vincent M

your so predictable

I put it mostly because I didn't want to chose, and because there wasn't an omnipotency option.

hecter wrote:I put it mostly because I didn't want to chose, and because there wasn't an omnipotency option.

Maybe one day when the bunnies are extinct then we will be at peace

Supersenses would suck! You accidentally stare at the sun, or you're listening to a song with a big volume change, or you step on a thumbtack, or you taste spoiled milk...

unriggable wrote:Supersenses would suck! You accidentally stare at the sun, or you're listening to a song with a big volume change, or you step on a thumbtack, or you taste spoiled milk...

Valid point

Who the f*ck picked breathing under water? My god, that almost makes you as good as a fish but you can't swim good. Not to mention there is technology out there that can make breath under water.

I did. Imagine...you could build stuff underwater and make it your kingdom.

Semen + Seapeople = SEASIOTY (South Park)

I would like an underwater kingdom

unriggable wrote:I did. Imagine...you could build stuff underwater and make it your kingdom.

well when you put it that way

but wouldn't that require lots of people with that power?

Super memory would also suck, sure you would remember a whole bunch of cool crap, but what about your birth, or that harsh break up, you could never forget those awful moments.

I voted for Ability to create mentally-generated wormhole passages in time and space.

Who the f*ck doesn't want to be able to be both a time traveller AND travel through space in the blink of an eye???

hecter wrote:Super memory would also suck, sure you would remember a whole bunch of cool crap, but what about your birth

If I remember that I would probably never have sex again

Anarkistsdream wrote:I voted for Ability to create mentally-generated wormhole passages in time and space.

Who the f*ck doesn't want to be able to be both a time traveller AND travel through space in the blink of an eye???

that one kid who would rather breath under water by himself

Anarkistsdream wrote:I voted for Ability to create mentally-generated wormhole passages in time and space.

Who the f*ck doesn't want to be able to be both a time traveller AND travel through space in the blink of an eye???

What if you screw something up and ruin the course of human existence

Anarkistsdream wrote:I voted for Ability to create mentally-generated wormhole passages in time and space.

Who the f*ck doesn't want to be able to be both a time traveller AND travel through space in the blink of an eye???

If you're a four dimentional being, you do have the ability, when in a three dimensional plane, to be in multiple places at once. Don't believe me, then watch this http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=22186 . It's pretty cool.

Vincent M wrote:

hecter wrote:Super memory would also suck, sure you would remember a whole bunch of cool crap, but what about your birth

If I remember that I would probably never have sex again

what do you mean again? Don't you have to have sex in the first place?

millej11 wrote:

Vincent M wrote:

hecter wrote:Super memory would also suck, sure you would remember a whole bunch of cool crap, but what about your birth

If I remember that I would probably never have sex again

what do you mean again? Don't you have to have sex in the first place?

This is true

hecter check this out http://www.channel101.com/shows/view.php?media_id=1981

It is the con time machine

Vincent M wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:I voted for Ability to create mentally-generated wormhole passages in time and space.

Who the f*ck doesn't want to be able to be both a time traveller AND travel through space in the blink of an eye???

What if you screw something up and ruin the course of human existence

Admittedly, that would suck... However, I wouldn't do anything to drastic... I would never bring inventions from one time to another or anything... Not like I would take a gun anywhere...

However, what I WOULD do is be a museum curator... Imagine how many ancient artifacts you could have... Indiana Jones is a pussy comparedto that...

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Vincent M wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:I voted for Ability to create mentally-generated wormhole passages in time and space.

Who the f*ck doesn't want to be able to be both a time traveller AND travel through space in the blink of an eye???

What if you screw something up and ruin the course of human existence

Admittedly, that would suck... However, I wouldn't do anything to drastic... I would never bring inventions from one time to another or anything... Not like I would take a gun anywhere...

However, what I WOULD do is be a museum curator... Imagine how many ancient artifacts you could have... Indiana Jones is a pussy comparedto that...

They probaly would miss those artifacts id think

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Vincent M wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:I voted for Ability to create mentally-generated wormhole passages in time and space.

Who the f*ck doesn't want to be able to be both a time traveller AND travel through space in the blink of an eye???

What if you screw something up and ruin the course of human existence

Admittedly, that would suck... However, I wouldn't do anything to drastic... I would never bring inventions from one time to another or anything... Not like I would take a gun anywhere...

However, what I WOULD do is be a museum curator... Imagine how many ancient artifacts you could have... Indiana Jones is a pussy comparedto that...

I would probably just use it for short term stuff like predicting stocks and the lottery stuff to get rich. Then get some hookers, hire some assassins, and then maybe finally afford that PS3 I've always wanted...

and when I got really bored I would go back and kick Ronaldinho's mom in the stomach.

millej11 wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:

Vincent M wrote:

Anarkistsdream wrote:I voted for Ability to create mentally-generated wormhole passages in time and space.

Who the f*ck doesn't want to be able to be both a time traveller AND travel through space in the blink of an eye???

What if you screw something up and ruin the course of human existence

Admittedly, that would suck... However, I wouldn't do anything to drastic... I would never bring inventions from one time to another or anything... Not like I would take a gun anywhere...

However, what I WOULD do is be a museum curator... Imagine how many ancient artifacts you could have... Indiana Jones is a pussy comparedto that...

I would probably just use it for short term stuff like predicting stocks and the lottery stuff to get rich. Then get some hookers, hire some assassins, and then maybe finally afford that PS3 I've always wanted...

and when I got really bored I would go back and kick Ronaldinho's mom in the stomach.

sounds like a plan

I am glad to see that the majority answered instead of the f*ck Vincent M option