Conquer Club

When would you actually need one of these?

well over 100 various functions from repairing golf divots to sawing through tree branches to magnifying mineral crystals. The Giant even boasts a battery operated flashlight and a laser pointer with a 300ft range.


Wenger admit the unit itself is somewhat large and impractical in design; in fact opening a bottle of wine with this giant may end up a 5 minute task once you've swivelled the unit with two hands over 10 rotations whilst holding the bottle secure with your feet. But there's no denying the beauty of having a tool that could be called upon in almost any occasion whether you're cutting a cigar, scaling a fish or doing maintenance on your bike.

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LOL

Well it would fit in your pocket ay.

AlgyTaylor wrote:Wenger admit the unit itself is somewhat large and impractical in design;

Maybe he needs it for his next meeting with Mourinho

is there a wrist-cutting tool?

I thought for sure this was a Photoshop job.

But it is a real knife from Wenger....only $1200!!!

No wonder the Swiss have never been invaded. One step over the border and they'll get their hoof pick appendage out and scrape you!

If ever a knife could be described as pointless, this is the one.

lmao, i want one, just so i say i can do anything with one thing...Wow!

Genghis Khant wrote:If ever a knife could be described as pointless, this is the one.

I'd say a knife made out of sponge could be equally pointless...

johnnyrotten wrote:

Genghis Khant wrote:If ever a knife could be described as pointless, this is the one.

I'd say a knife made out of sponge could be equally pointless...

lol.... lame

the joke is that knives can't be pointless, they're sharp!


except that french knife...

I don't think even Batman would need all that crap.

well batman does need a lot of gadgets...especially the natural kind



back to the knife if I had that knife I would do this

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cut the bunnies head off

it doesn't look like a bunny at all ^^^^^ not even a bunny getting its head cut off

I see you've played knifey-spooney before...

(surprised no one had busted that line out yet)

Incandenza wrote:I see you've played knifey-spooney before...

(surprised no one had busted that line out yet)

Now that you say it, so am I.

my god what is with those bunnies that are in every ones sig it is driving me crazy

Chad22342 wrote:my god what is with those bunnies that are in every ones sig it is driving me crazy

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that's alot of bunnies

Cynthia wrote::shock: that's alot of bunnies

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that's enough bunnies to kill one with each part of the knife!