Conquer Club

Most of you seem to be total idiots. Many of you seem to be pathetic pseudointellectuals with delusions of grandeur. A few of you seem to be worthwhile human beings, but you tend to allow the rabble to drag you down to their level.

Every civilized part of me screams that I should ignore these sad fourms, and stick to the games. But I can't

I'll admit it: I read the creepy-highschool-stalker vs. dumbass-teenage-wiccan-girl thread in its entirety. And most of the religion threads. And more of the other stupid threads than I will ever openly admit to reading.

And now I'm posting here. I am doomed.

this really wants to be in the flame forum so i can give you the reply you deserve

Oblomov wrote:Most of you seem to be total idiots. Many of you seem to be pathetic pseudointellectuals with delusions of grandeur. A few of you seem to be worthwhile human beings

and which one are you?

Oblomov wrote:I read the creepy-highschool-stalker vs. dumbass-teenage-wiccan-girl thread in its entirety.

You sad bastard.

Was funny seeing it grow, though.

I would have read it, but he was never going to kill himself, and she just wasn't hot enough.

I'd love to claim the moral highground, but basically my boredom level overtook my voyeuristic level after page 2.

pathetic pseudointellectuals with delusions of grandeur.

That's like, the definition of humanity.

That is the definition for humanity, exept its not a very widespread definition because most people are confused by the polysyllabic words.

Neutrino wrote:That is the definition for humanity, exept its not a very widespread definition because most people are confused by the polysyllabic words.

except pseudointellectuals, obviously

Oblomov wrote: Many of you seem to be pathetic pseudointellectuals with delusions of grandeur.

Man, your good...




-X

Meh, whatever.

Well, if it feels dirty, remember that soap is the key.

First, you have to open the skull, be very careful not to cut into your brain here.
Next, peel back the membrane between the skull and brain
Third, lift the brain up and wash thoroughly, remember to get into all of the creases. BE GENTLE, don't squeeze or put too much pressure on your brain.
Four, rinse gently, remember don't press into your brain with your fingers or you may damage it permanently.
Five, pat dry with help from a medical professional and allow said professional to stich you back up.

Hopefully, you're still alive and mostly conscious by this point, at which I would say congratulations you now have a clean mind.

I feel kinda dirty too sometimes..

Cynthia wrote:I feel kinda dirty too sometimes..

*saving mental image*





*saved*

*deleted*


-X

Please tell me you meant that to be a pun Cynthia

Dariune wrote:Please tell me you meant that to be a pun Cynthia

Oblomov wrote:And now I'm posting here. I am doomed.

It speaks!

Cynthia wrote:

Dariune wrote:Please tell me you meant that to be a pun Cynthia

You didnt did you ... oh poor naive Cynthia

Dariune wrote:

Cynthia wrote:

Dariune wrote:Please tell me you meant that to be a pun Cynthia

You didnt did you ... oh poor naive Cynthia

Poor naive me..

are you rolling your eyes at me?

Cynthia wrote:I feel kinda dirty too sometimes..

That's a co-incidence!

Dirty is what I call my *censored*

Please go right ahead.

[Agrees with thread poster.]

[But can't turn away.]

Oblomov wrote:Most of you seem to be total idiots. Many of you seem to be pathetic pseudointellectuals with delusions of grandeur. A few of you seem to be worthwhile human beings, but you tend to allow the rabble to drag you down to their level.

Every civilized part of me screams that I should ignore these sad forums, and stick to the games. But I can't
....

I broadly agree with you here, but I find it helps to watch the whole circus through the eyes of a clown. ...And there are a few decent people here who I can respect, though I'll keep their identities to myself.

Cynthia wrote:I feel kinda dirty too sometimes..

tell me more *strokes thin rapist mustache and licks lips*

Kid_A wrote:

Cynthia wrote:I feel kinda dirty too sometimes..

tell me more *strokes thin rapist mustache and licks lips*

She only feels like that around me.