Pfffff. You want unbelievable game chat, check out the classic stylings of take2out, the frontrunner for the coveted 'Noob of the Year 2007' Award.
http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=183097
http://www.conquerclub.com/game.php?game=156344
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'd probably add him to your ignore list if he were still active.
EDIT: just having read the second one over (needed a good laugh), it appears that the archive system only preserves the chat of the players in the game. Any comments by outside parties are eliminated, including eye84free's impromptu hip-hop trashtalking... hi-larious. Too bad it's gone...