Conquer Club

I noticed a thread about movie quotes and thought I would extend that to include all quotes. I like to collect good quotes from famous (and anonymous) people and was just wondering if anyone had any good quotes out there that they would like to share. When sharing a quote plz let us know who said it. If its your own quote than say that.

"When the shit hits the fan all you can do is duck"
-rocky8179, 2007

There, that is my quote that I came up with on the spot. If I'm wrong (and you think I didn't start that quote) plz let me know who said it before me and if not than have fun posting good quotes. Quotes from anywhere are welcome (books, movies, famous people, dead people, anonymous people etc) especially if that particular quote has any kind of special meaning or insight that you would like to share with others. So, without further ado, begin to quote!!

" Dont know what to do? Click auto-attack "

One of my favorite quotes is

"They say jump and ya say how high. Ya brain-dead! Ya gotta f*ckin' bullet in ya head!"-Zach from RATM

I like:

frodobaggins994 wrote:I like:

Your quote is nonsensical.

Newton lived a long time before Origin of Species was published, for a start.

Please: how does your thumb prove the existence of god?


I like:

heavycola wrote:

frodobaggins994 wrote:I like:

Your quote is nonsensical.

Newton lived a long time before Origin of Species was published, for a start.

Please: how does your thumb prove the existence of god?


I like:

The idea that Newton is there is enough proof for him to believe in God. He could see no reason not to believe in him that was better than the idea of a creator God

And I like "Women, know your place." I love the fast show so much!

i like the one in my siggy

A prince never lacks legitimate reasons to break his promise.

-Machiavelli

"all of what remains,
ego brain
manmade shame
shame, love after it rains
you see my pain is real
watch my world dissolve
and pretend that none of us see the fall
as I turn to sand
you took me by the hand
and declared that love prevails over all"

Ego Brain - system of a down

also, see my sig

My top three favorite quotes:

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
-Galileo Galilei

A witty saying proves nothing.
-Voltaire

Ignorantque datos, ne quisquam serviat, enses. (And they are ignorant that the purpose of the sword is to save every man from slavery.)
-Lucanus

Invention is the mother of necessity
-Thorstein Veblem

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
-Galileo Galilei

...I like that one, shall use it in the future.

heavycola wrote:

frodobaggins994 wrote:I like:

Your quote is nonsensical.

Newton lived a long time before Origin of Species was published, for a start.

Please: how does your thumb prove the existence of god?


I like:

how did your thumb get here? that proves it

frodobaggins994 wrote:

heavycola wrote:

frodobaggins994 wrote:I like:

Your quote is nonsensical.

Newton lived a long time before Origin of Species was published, for a start.

Please: how does your thumb prove the existence of god?


I like:

how did your thumb get here? that proves it

I don't want to start a religious debate, but that doesn't prove a thing. That's about as valid as saying "I have an appendix, and I don't use it. Therefore, god doesn't exist".

You name them, i'll shoot them.

-george patton

frodobaggins994 wrote:

heavycola wrote:

frodobaggins994 wrote:I like:

Your quote is nonsensical.

Newton lived a long time before Origin of Species was published, for a start.

Please: how does your thumb prove the existence of god?


I like:

how did your thumb get here? that proves it

My thumb got here because it is attached to my hand and comes with me wherever I go

My favorite two quotations:

"Many people think I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy- it's in a jar on my desk." Stephen King

"May god have mercy on you, for I certainly shall not." Unknown

Kupo666 wrote:My favorite two quotations:

"Many people think I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy- it's in a jar on my desk." Stephen King

"May god have mercy on you, for I certainly shall not." Unknown

lol, those were good

brick i thought you said this was a short cut
fantastic
well is it one or not
ok

awsome ill give $100 to who can pm me who its from

p.s. thats credits worth nuthing

Kupo666 wrote:"May god have mercy on you, for I certainly shall not." Unknown

This one is often attributed to Attila the Hun, although the validity of this assertion is not clear.

"The art of war is deception"-Sun Tzu

You will find many of these quotes when you die on Call of Duty 3

-Bill Hicks:See I think, drugs have some done good things for us. I really do. And if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us. Do me a favor, go home tonight, take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your CDs, and burn them. 'Cause you know what? The musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years? Reeeeeeeal fucking high on drugs.-

"Oy with the poodles."

"Alcohol? Legal. Cigarettes? Legal. Killed more people in the world than all other illegal drugs combines times 1000. Meanwhile marijuana which is a drug that has killed....zero...

And let's put it in a time frame: ever...

Is fucking illegal." - Bill Hicks

"Heaven is an English policeman, a French cook, a German engineer, an Italian lover and everything organized by the Swiss.

Hell is an English cook, a French engineer, a German policeman, a Swiss lover and everything organized by the Italians."