Conquer Club

i got this idea from another forum.
this game basically goes:
i make a wish
next person says "granted,but....."
then that person makes a wish.
the person after that does the same thing


example:

You say:
i wish for a fish

The next person says:
Granted but it's a shark and eats you.

and wishes a new wish and so on.

I Will start:

I wish i had a better computer.

granted, but your computer was so smart it took over your life.


I wish I had a car.

Granted....but you will need to replace the motor three times before you can drive it at a cost of over $10,000 (welcome to automobile ownership).

I wish I would find a huge gold nugget.

Granted, but it isn't gold and qeee1 is pretty sore now.

I wish I had a wilderness cabin.

Fireside Poet wrote:Granted, but it isn't gold and qeee1 is pretty sore now.

I wish I had a wilderness cabin.

Granted, but the cabin was infested with termites...


I wish someone would join my clan...

granted, only the person then hanged himself and never logs on again

I wish i got $43.968.903.746,95

Granted but it was mob money and they found you and.......too ugly.....

I wish Dugcarr would join xenhu's clan

(FP...beautiful qeee-ster reply! LOL!!!)

granted, but he hacked your clan and erased it.

I wish my brother wasnt always so annoying

granted but he became a serial killer

i wishyou were dead

Granted, but i turned into a zombie and hunted you down.

I wish my Wii could connect to the internet.

wcaclimbing wrote:Granted, but i turned into a zombie and hunted you down.

I wish my Wii could connect to the internet.

Granted, but it turns out that your 'Wii' is too shocking for the public , thus your internet connection is revoked.

I wish KoolBak would join my clan...

Granted, but unfortunately Koolbak's dog ate all the members of the clan.

I wish for a chimpanzee...

Granted, but it was Curious George, and he became a serial killer chimp






i wish the Seahawks would win the Super Bowl

Granted but instead of rings they all get copies of Night at the Roxbury....

I wish I had a scooby snack.....

(xen...I am xi so cant! sorry my brother)

...beat me by seconds, Koolio!

KoolBak wrote:Granted but instead of rings they all get copies of Night at the Roxbury....

I wish I had a scooby snack.....

(xen...I am xi so cant! sorry my brother)

Granted, but the Scooby Snack was past its due date and it gave you an awful case of the dumps...

(btw, I knew that...Which of course is why I wished for it)

I wish my premium membership would come sooner(I'll be getting in Jan 15-ish)

KoolBak wrote:Granted but instead of rings they all get copies of Night at the Roxbury....

I wish I had a scooby snack.....

Granted...unfortunately, you had the shits for a month...

I wish I had Koolbak's old Porsche...

Two times in a row....Grrrr...I WISH I WAS FASTER AT POSTING THAN EVERYONE ELSE!

granted but then you could only talk to your self

wish i had a pet human

Granted...Fireside was born to be a slave...

I wish I had a beer...

granted, but it's non alcoholic.

i wish i had milla jovovich

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Granted, but she turned out to be a hermaphrodite..


I wish I had an alcoholic beer...

Granted but you hit a pothole and spilled it all over your new porsche, got pulled over by Wick, tazered and thrown in jail, additionally losing your new car

I wish Sproing had a get out of jail free card