Jenos Ridan wrote:suggs wrote:Anyone diverging from the Queens English, as she speaks it, must be shot.
Any lobsterback attempting to force his royalist crap down any american's throat will find two well-placed 7.92mmx39mm rounds, fired from a Mauser with a 32x mag scope, in his arse.
Saavy?
Do you have humour in the US, then?

I'm quite pleased with my mild West Midlands accent (obviously from the Black Country, but not blatently so).
England - encountered most accents, south-west (Cornwall / Devon) is the only place I've not been to many times. And they're pretty distinctive anyway

Wales - Can recognise north Wales (eastern), north Wales (western), mid Wales (eastern) and south Wales as separate accents without problem. Could probably expand that to western mid Wales too, but I've not been there for years & don't know anyone from the area so wouldn't bet on it.
Scotland - Can tell the difference between south west & Glasgow if they're side by side, but not individually. Don't have any problems with understanding / telling where people are from going up the east coast - either been to or know people from seemingly everywhere up that way

Folk on the Western Isles sound way too much like the Irish for my liking

(big ups to the Isle of Lewis tech support massif)
Ireland - bit weak. Can work out 'norn iron', 'south' or 'Dublin' but struggle after that. Not been to that fine pair of countries anywhere near enough

Outside the UK I struggle massively. Can tell most nationalities, but other than that - I'm at a loss.