A Christmas Present From The Jesus Freaks

by **Frigidus** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:06 pm

Caleb the Cruel wrote:
Beastly wrote:I nominate CoffeeCream, because he wasn't a Christian, He was very respectful and deserves a nice Christmas present from the Jesus Freaks.

There's only one problem with that now...CoffeeCream is now a member of the JFC.

Well we've had a few nice(and a couple not-so-nice) posts now, but let's get some more Christmas spirit before this contest ends!

It's kind of tough to write about Christmas spirit...more of an action kind of thing.

by **b.k. barunt** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:34 pm

It's threads like this that make me want to go on a rampage destroying nativity scenes, and a couple Salvation Army Santas for good measure.

Honibaz

by **Strife** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:38 pm

b.k. barunt wrote:It's threads like this that make me want to go on a rampage destroying nativity scenes, and a couple Salvation Army Santas for good measure.

Honibaz

No one's gonna stop you. Well, maybe the police. None of us will though.

by **lucky_topher** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:40 pm

suggs wrote:any chance you could leave our pagan festival alone, jesus boys?
its got nothing to do with your ridiculous cult, so please stay in doors and leave us to our drinking, eating, and raucous shouting.
Merry winter solstice to you.

no one has disturbed your Winter Solstice festival...

you, however, are disturbing our Christmas festival...

of course you don't see us putting down or calling your festival ridiculous or a cult... it's a matter of respect

by **suggs** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:42 pm

go bk. go. nativity plays cause wars-its a FACTOID.
i have chucked up three times reading this thread, and for once, its not the drugs.

by **happy2seeyou** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:44 pm

I took some pics of my xmas trees I have (2). And for some reason my camera will not let me put them into my computer... first time that has ever happened.. Hopefully I get it fixed.

by **suggs** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:45 pm

if you want to spread some xmas cheer, post porn.

by **happy2seeyou** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:48 pm

suggs wrote:if you want to spread some xmas cheer, post porn.

Here is the place you need to check out suggs.... http://www.xxxchurch.com It may do you some good.

by **suggs** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:50 pm

you mispelt cun*

by **btownmeggy** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:54 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
suggs wrote:if you want to spread some xmas cheer, post porn.

Here is the place you need to check out suggs.... http://www.xxxchurch.com It may do you some good.

I don't get it?

by **happy2seeyou** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:55 pm

btownmeggy wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
suggs wrote:if you want to spread some xmas cheer, post porn.

Here is the place you need to check out suggs.... http://www.xxxchurch.com It may do you some good.

I don't get it?

Did you go to the site?

by **suggs** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:57 pm

give me naked, dammit! get those dog collars off before...

by **btownmeggy** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:57 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:
suggs wrote:if you want to spread some xmas cheer, post porn.

Here is the place you need to check out suggs.... http://www.xxxchurch.com It may do you some good.

I don't get it?

Did you go to the site?

Yes.

by **happy2seeyou** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:58 pm

I'll PM ya.

by **suggs** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:59 pm

in what sense could that be called PORN?

by **Serbia** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 6:59 pm

It's a help site suggs.

by **suggs** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:02 pm

but how exactly does it help er...one to alleviate ones carnal frustraions?
I find large pictures of marry glands helpful normally.

by **suggs** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:03 pm

oh dear freudian slip.
MAMMARRY glands.

by **hecter** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:04 pm

Caleb the Cruel wrote:Well we've had a few nice(and a couple not-so-nice) posts now, but let's get some more Christmas spirit before this contest ends!

That's why I don't like this thread... It's a bloody contest! "Hey Jesus, happy B-Day man! In your honour, I'm going to make these people run around like rodents posting commercialized crap-for-trees and sappy stories for a prize!" You know what I think most symbolizes this, "Christmas Spirit" of yours? Not some sob stories like what Daring Overlord5 posted, but something like this.

by **suggs** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:07 pm

anyone on this site NOT got post traumatic stress disorder?

by **heavycola** on Thu Dec 20, 2007 7:40 pm

suggs wrote:anyone on this site NOT got post traumatic stress disorder?

write a story for the thread, suggs. Let it all out.

by **Iliad** on Fri Dec 21, 2007 3:14 am

heavycola wrote:It's good to see that in keeping with christmas, these stories are all fictional

I've got one.

Heavycola's Christmas story...

With Jimmy Stewart as Joseph and Kate Winslet as Mary.

Once upon a time there was a lady called Mary. She gave birth to a son depsite being a virgin and claimed he was the son of god. Some people fell for this.
Her son Jesus grew up a carpenter, but one day he got bored of making chairs and wandered off around Galilee asking people to stop being assholes to each other all the time. He kept his audiences listening with fantastic illusions and was a bit like David Blaine in this respect. Once he famously wowed partygoers at a wedding in Canaa with a water-to-wine routine.

But the Roman overlords decided they quite liked being assholes and who the hell was this guy anyway? So they crucified him. But it was all a set-up! 3 days later jesus reappeared. This trick was SO good that he inadvertently started a religion. Panicking, jesus did his levitiation party piece and told the crowd he was going up to heaven. In actual fact he escaped to France, where his descendants were to feature in badly written blockbuster novels many years later.

THE END

I woudl like to have my premium cut short, please. IS this possible (Seriously).

WOOH Premium right there!

by **Guiscard** on Fri Dec 21, 2007 10:13 am

CoffeeCream wrote:I would nominate got tonkaed. He has always been respectful in his disagreements and also promised me that he would let me use his free premium if he wins.

by **Blastshot** on Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:57 pm

only got till the 23 ppl

by **Daring Overlord5** on Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:14 am

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE'S EVE

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