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Postby jnd94 on Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:09 pm

I heard somewhere that the average male thinks about sex 243 times a day.
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Postby misterman10 on Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:11 pm

jnd94 wrote:I heard somewhere that the average male thinks about sex 243 times a day.
its something like, the average woman thinks about sex every 16 minutes, the average male every 16 seconds :lol:

at least, thats what I've heard
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Postby Skittles! on Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:11 pm

I'm glad I'm not the average male then. But I still think that is utter bullshit.
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Postby Strife on Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:23 pm

Skittles! wrote:I'm glad I'm not the average male then. But I still think that is utter bullshit.
You had sex on your mind whilst typing this didn't you...
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Postby hecter on Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:24 pm

Strife wrote:
Skittles! wrote:I'm glad I'm not the average male then. But I still think that is utter bullshit.
You had sex on your mind whilst typing this didn't you...

This IS a thread about sex...
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Postby dcowboys055 on Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:40 pm

Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.
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Postby hecter on Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:56 pm

dcowboys055 wrote:Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.

It's called oral sex... If that isn't enough of a disclaimer I don't know what is! It's like going to a website called http://www.asian-sluts-get-their-asses-fucked.com and still wanting additional warning of what's to come...
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Postby bedub1 on Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:05 pm

hecter wrote:
dcowboys055 wrote:Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.

It's called oral sex... If that isn't enough of a disclaimer I don't know what is! It's like going to a website called http://www.asian-sluts-get-their-asses-fucked.com and still wanting additional warning of what's to come...


dude...that site doesn't exist.....

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Postby hecter on Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:16 pm

bedub1 wrote:
hecter wrote:
dcowboys055 wrote:Sickos, put a not safe for kids tag on the title billy.

It's called oral sex... If that isn't enough of a disclaimer I don't know what is! It's like going to a website called http://www.asian-sluts-get-their-asses-fucked.com and still wanting additional warning of what's to come...


dude...that site doesn't exist.....

/me sighs

If you like, I pm you some of that kinda porn... I just don't wanna get banned...
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Postby edwinissweet on Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:39 pm

this had never happened to me but lets say that u meet a fine as bitch and u go down on her but when u get there it turns out that she stanks. wat do u do?
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Postby hecter on Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:42 pm

edwinissweet wrote:this had never happened to me but lets say that u meet a fine as bitch and u go down on her but when u get there it turns out that she stanks. wat do u do?

You get slapped for calling a beautiful woman a "fine ass bitch".
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Postby edwinissweet on Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:44 pm

hecter wrote:
edwinissweet wrote:this had never happened to me but lets say that u meet a fine as bitch and u go down on her but when u get there it turns out that she stanks. wat do u do?

You get slapped for calling a beautiful woman a "fine ass bitch".
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Postby Nobunaga on Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:50 pm

hecter wrote:I'd have to say women, but it varies from person to person. The majority of women cannot orgasm from penetration alone, and oral sex would provide (if done in this way) direct stimulation to the clitoris, which is as you all know (hopefully...) is the most sensitive part on a womans body.


... That would be that elongated thing your avatar is playing with?

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Postby hecter on Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:51 pm

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hecter wrote:I'd have to say women, but it varies from person to person. The majority of women cannot orgasm from penetration alone, and oral sex would provide (if done in this way) direct stimulation to the clitoris, which is as you all know (hopefully...) is the most sensitive part on a womans body.


... That would be that elongated thing your avatar is playing with?

...

No, that's an umbilical cord...
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Postby satanspaladin on Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:54 pm

hecter wrote:
graeme89 wrote:
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graeme89 wrote:Going back again to the original post, I read somewhere ( probably the Daily Mail ) that women have a more intense sexual experience than men. .. The lucky devils


duh
our orgasm last 5-10 secs
their orgasm lasts 20-60 s
Plus they can have multiple orgasms non stop....i wish i could have that :D

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Well hun i am surprised at you .

I have a few ftm and mtf as friends and there orgasms are just as long and plentifully as we get :D
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Postby hecter on Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:56 pm

satanspaladin wrote:I have a few ftm and mtf as friends and there orgasms are just as long and plentifully as we get :D

Well that surprises me! It must have something to do with not ejaculating...
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Postby Sackett58 on Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:01 pm

Note to self, keep daughter off the internet as long as possible. ](*,)
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Postby hecter on Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:04 pm

Sackett58 wrote:Note to self, keep daughter off the internet as long as possible. ](*,)

It's ruined my life :shock: Send her to me and I can ruin hers too :D
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Postby satanspaladin on Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:12 pm

hecter wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:Note to self, keep daughter off the internet as long as possible. ](*,)

It's ruined my life :shock: Send her to me and I can ruin hers too :D


put all daughters on the internet but mine :lol:
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:22 pm

doesn't your penis have to be a certain length to be able to have oral sex?
and also, it usually takes a very long time for a woman to reach orgasm, and i've never seen a woman reach orgasm at the hands [or, well, a certain other organ] of a man.
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Postby hecter on Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:26 pm

Hitman079 wrote:doesn't your penis have to be a certain length to be able to have oral sex?

No... If you can masturbate, you can have oral sex.
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:28 pm

does it count if you have to use a magnifying glass and tweezers :lol:
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Postby Sackett58 on Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:33 pm

hecter wrote:
Sackett58 wrote:Note to self, keep daughter off the internet as long as possible. ](*,)

It's ruined my life :shock: Send her to me and I can ruin hers too :D


You will have to find the convent. :wink:
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Postby Hitman079 on Sat Nov 10, 2007 11:35 pm

ah, i love nuns :wink:
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Postby happy2seeyou on Sun Nov 11, 2007 12:16 am

b.k. barunt wrote:Trivia Question:
What comedian (now dead) said to "lick the alphabet"? I tried it and didn't make it past j.


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I don't know what comedian said that but I do know that on the tv show "Nip Tuck" on USA, Dr. Troy told Dr. McNamara that he should try the ABC's... That was maybe in season 2. :lol:
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