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Postby Stopper on Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:50 am

Boobs make life worth living.
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Postby heavycola on Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:38 am

UNDERBOOB!

(please don't ban me. Think of it as biology class)

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WHAT IS SHE SAYING??

EDIT: I think it's 'murder, murder'
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Postby glide on Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:43 am

I submit, for your consideration, Joe Walsh's excellent recording of his original song about this very subject.......done in the early 80's I believe, but still very relevant, and def worth looking up. It is appropriately entitled:
"I like big tits"..........I still have it on 4 different tapes I made up.. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:48 am

Well I can finally cross "What would it look like if a scantily-clad Japanese girl stood on me and danced on my chest" off of my list of important life-changing questions that I'm going to ask God if I ever bump into him on the street.

Thank you HeavyCola.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:54 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Well I can finally cross "What would it look like if a scantily-clad Japanese girl stood on me and danced on my chest" off of my list of important life-changing questions that I'm going to ask God if I ever bump into him on the street.

Thank you HeavyCola.



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Postby 2dimes on Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:17 am

Yay, it's the "Buy our pizza." girl.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:18 am

heavycola wrote:UNDERBOOB!

(please don't ban me. Think of it as biology class)

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WHAT IS SHE SAYING??

EDIT: I think it's 'murder, murder'



ban him the pervert. think of the children. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:26 am

No nipples, so he can stay... And so can the pic... :wink:
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Postby diddle on Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:32 am

DAZMCFC wrote:
heavycola wrote:UNDERBOOB!

(please don't ban me. Think of it as biology class)

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WHAT IS SHE SAYING??

EDIT: I think it's 'murder, murder'



ban him the pervert. think of the children. :lol: :lol: :lol:


yeah, the least you can do is give us some half decent links
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Postby heavycola on Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:45 am

diddle wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
heavycola wrote:UNDERBOOB!

(please don't ban me. Think of it as biology class)

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WHAT IS SHE SAYING??

EDIT: I think it's 'murder, murder'



ban him the pervert. think of the children. :lol: :lol: :lol:


yeah, the least you can do is give us some half decent links


That's my wife. Have some respect.
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Postby DAZMCFC on Thu Oct 04, 2007 12:09 pm

heavycola wrote:
diddle wrote:
DAZMCFC wrote:
heavycola wrote:UNDERBOOB!

(please don't ban me. Think of it as biology class)

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WHAT IS SHE SAYING??

EDIT: I think it's 'murder, murder'



ban him the pervert. think of the children. :lol: :lol: :lol:


yeah, the least you can do is give us some half decent links


That's my wife. Have some respect.


have you a web-cam in your bedroom then. :roll:
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Postby legendkiller717 on Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:59 pm

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cleavageeeee....and big boobs...d's i believe

and the bast part is, i know these boobs personally
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Postby 3seven1 on Thu Oct 04, 2007 3:43 pm

I like where we're going with this thread.
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Postby Anarkistsdream on Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:06 pm

legendkiller717 wrote:Image

cleavageeeee....and big boobs...d's i believe

and the bast part is, i know these boobs personally


Is she legal, Legend...? I'd like to meet her... You live in the Northeast, right? hahah
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:09 pm

Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?
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Postby riggable on Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:17 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?


Almost all of it, and add in horribly ugly make up to boot.



Here's the deal. Boobs are good, fake boobs are bad. Why do girls think its attractive to put in globs of plastic into their bodies? Its just gross, and fake boobs look odd.
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Postby Dancing Mustard on Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:26 pm

What, fake ones like these?
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Postby legendkiller717 on Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:00 am

Dancing Mustard wrote:Precisely which bit of the ugly stick impacted with that girl's face?


it really isnt her face i look at....its an attitude like that that is probably why you are still a virgin...actually being picky :roll: ... who does that?

an AD, she is legal....oh so legal and willing
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Postby heavycola on Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:04 am

I voted no due to lactose intolerance
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Postby legendkiller717 on Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:23 am

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again, events that i personally witnessed...ive known these boobs since high school
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Postby heavycola on Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:33 am

legendkiller717 wrote:

again, events that i personally witnessed...ive known these boobs since high school


Surely that's a little late to be breastfeeding?
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Postby DAZMCFC on Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:36 am

hey, lightpepsi. wheres that web-cam link. :lol:
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Postby heavycola on Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:38 am

DAZMCFC wrote:hey, lightpepsi. wheres that web-cam link. :lol:

Well Suki says it's fine , but I'll need your credit card details.
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Postby legendkiller717 on Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:41 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEHEJfB5zXk

i love this thread...a topic i finally know about and research
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Postby tzor on Fri Oct 05, 2007 1:20 pm

There is nothing nicer than a soft stuffed booby.

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Moreover, it doesn't slap you in the face when you give it a comforting squeeze.

So let's have a toast for boobs!

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Er wait ...

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That's more like it!
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