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Postby Arbustos on Sun Sep 09, 2007 6:49 pm

kendoh99 wrote:
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You shower when you wake up dumbass, its not like it'd even matter. If the hotel was super cheap I'd sleep in it. Think about it, you touch your cum all the time, there's no difference between touching it for a minute and touching it for 5 minutes, your just some little faggot who's never had a dog, go get a dog and see if you're still a wussy faggot.


With all your experience on the subject, :roll: surely you've heard that cleaning up after sex (not 7 hours after) helps prevent STIs?

You just don't make any sense...


what sti's do you catch from sleeping in a wet patch?


OK, just did some research to stop from making an ass of myself:

STI's can be transmitted by skin-to-skin contact. I imagine lying in emissions would increase your risk of acquiring one this way.

I was talking about general cleaning up afterwards anyways.

Wash your genitals with soap and water and urinate soon after you have sex. This may help clean away some germs before they have a chance to infect you.

-http://familydoctor.org/online/famdocen/home/common/sexinfections/sti/165.html

If I'm completely wrong, someone please tell me how, don't just insult me (cough*cawck*cough). I want to learn! :wink:


so if you knew all participating parties involved had no sti's or std's then you would quite happily sleep in the wet patch?


No, I like to feel clean. The prospect of waking up sticky isn't very attractive to me. :wink:
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Postby Backglass on Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:09 pm

Arbustos wrote:No, I like to feel clean. The prospect of waking up sticky isn't very attractive to me. :wink:


Sex is all about the mess.

Face it...sex is messy...and sticky...and slimy.

Don't fear the mess...it's a good thing.
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Postby NESconqueror on Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:10 pm

Backglass wrote:
Arbustos wrote:No, I like to feel clean. The prospect of waking up sticky isn't very attractive to me. :wink:


Sex is all about the mess.

Face it...sex is messy...and sticky...and slimy.

Don't fear the mess...it's a good thing.

No thanks... I prefer to not be that filthy.
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Postby Arbustos on Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:24 pm

Backglass wrote:
Arbustos wrote:No, I like to feel clean. The prospect of waking up sticky isn't very attractive to me. :wink:


Sex is all about the mess.

Face it...sex is messy...and sticky...and slimy.



I realize this, but it doesn't mean I have to stay that way.
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Postby unriggable on Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:54 pm

Arbustos wrote:
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Arbustos wrote:No, I like to feel clean. The prospect of waking up sticky isn't very attractive to me. :wink:


Sex is all about the mess.

Face it...sex is messy...and sticky...and slimy.



I realize this, but it doesn't mean I have to stay that way.


What do you suggest, a space suit?
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Postby Backglass on Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:10 pm

unriggable wrote:What do you suggest, a space suit?


Yes...very romantic. :lol:

No...he would rather jump up, scream "EWWWWWW!" and run to hose off.

Nothing says "I love You" like bolting for the shower after sex. :P
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Postby Arbustos on Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:20 pm

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unriggable wrote:What do you suggest, a space suit?


Yes...very romantic. :lol:

No...he would rather jump up, scream "EWWWWWW!" and run to hose off.

Nothing says "I love You" like bolting for the shower after sex. :P


Like sex says "I Love You" to begin with... :lol:

You normally shower or clean up after a (strenuous) physical activity... sex is a physical activity... 2+2=4. :wink:

What's the big deal?
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Postby CrazyAnglican on Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:21 pm

Backglass wrote: Nothing says "I love You" like bolting for the shower after sex. :P


ROFL =D>


Well, I guess if you both suffer from OCD you could run off to the same shower, but if you've got that much energy you're not finished anyway. yeah I'm bragging I can't really back that up, but a can give my partner ten to twelve seconds of bliss on a good day
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Postby Blastshot on Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:37 pm

Backglass wrote:
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Nothing says "I love You" like bolting for the shower after sex. :P

Not if you both do.lol
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Postby misterman10 on Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:58 pm

Arbustos wrote:
Backglass wrote:
Arbustos wrote:No, I like to feel clean. The prospect of waking up sticky isn't very attractive to me. :wink:


Sex is all about the mess.

Face it...sex is messy...and sticky...and slimy.



I realize this, but it doesn't mean I have to stay that way.
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Postby reverend_kyle on Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:14 am

Backglass wrote:
Arbustos wrote:No, I like to feel clean. The prospect of waking up sticky isn't very attractive to me. :wink:


Sex is all about the mess.

Face it...sex is messy...and sticky...and slimy.

Don't fear the mess...it's a good thing.


you guys are doing all this argument when It can be solved by using your brain.(I know you've got one backglass).

Have sex in the shower, then you're staying clean and its a bit more kinky..
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Postby Arbustos on Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:08 am

reverend_kyle wrote:
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Arbustos wrote:No, I like to feel clean. The prospect of waking up sticky isn't very attractive to me. :wink:


Sex is all about the mess.

Face it...sex is messy...and sticky...and slimy.

Don't fear the mess...it's a good thing.


you guys are doing all this argument when It can be solved by using your brain.(I know you've got one backglass).

Have sex in the shower, then you're staying clean and its a bit more kinky..


That's acceptable. :wink:

And I never meant to argue about this topic. -_-
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