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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:33 pm

yes.... its true

I played a group of games that I received deferred troops in.
maybe like 4 or 5?

btw...its not your fault Cody.
we both where fairly busy all weekend and did our best.
Lets just make sure Benga pays his Electric bill more often.....lol
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby silversun6 on Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:11 pm

im almost 100% sure that benga didnt have internet connection because he was in jail.

he was charged with burglary attempt , he was released after the cops saw this video of him

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby Auger13 on Thu Nov 07, 2013 2:50 pm

Check your Dirty IQ...

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

3. I’m spread before I’m eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow... me hard . What am I?

5. All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

6. I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I?

7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It’s my job to stuff your box. When I come, it’s news. What am I?

8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I?

9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I’m called a big swinger. What am I?

10. I’m at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when engaged in my job. What am I?

Answers:
1. a dentist
2. a wedding ring
3. peanut butter
4.chewing gum
5. an elevator
6. a nose
7. a newspaper boy
8. a glove
9. a crane
10. a toothbrush, of course

! Now Really! Just what were you thinking?
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby Auger13 on Fri Nov 08, 2013 2:59 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm ... i7gwX7rjOw

This is a bit old, but I just saw it today - love it! lots of related videos come up too after if you like the 1st one.
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby benga on Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:41 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNe0ZUD19EE

seems youtube made some changes about video sharing
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby benga on Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:28 pm

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Postby willedtowin1 on Wed Nov 20, 2013 5:47 pm

^^^^ Old news bubba
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby benga on Thu Nov 21, 2013 5:42 am

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby benga on Thu Nov 21, 2013 6:15 am

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby benga on Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:13 pm

CRAZY AGAIN!!!

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but if i get to brig faster then will, you will see the M00N :P :P :P :P
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:27 am

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Thu Nov 28, 2013 11:29 am

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby benga on Thu Nov 28, 2013 2:35 pm

hahaha

you first have to get thereeeee
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Sat Nov 30, 2013 12:15 pm

benga wrote:CRAZY AGAIN!!!

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but if i get to brig faster then will, you will see the M00N :P :P :P :P


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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Sat Nov 30, 2013 12:17 pm

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby benga on Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:59 pm

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Postby benga on Sun Dec 15, 2013 7:58 am

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:04 am

3 Ducks....they have to go to Court.

1st duck stands before the judge and Judge asks..... whats your name and why are you here?
1st duck says ....My name is Quack and because I was caught blowing bubbles in the pond.
Judges says ..... OK 6 months in Jail.

Judge asks the 2nd duck the same.... What your name and why are you here?
2nd Duck says..... my name is Quack Quack.... and I was caught doing the same thing.

Judges says...... OK...same sentence as the 1st....6 months in Jail.

Judge asks the 3rd Duck..... Dont tell me you name is Quack Quack Quack?
3rd Duck says..... Naaaa my name is Bubbles...........
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:11 pm

*› A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed, and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a lot to do and so she became so worried that she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a quiet voice he said, "Do you remember the jewelers we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we couldn't afford, and I told you that I would get it for you one day?" The wife choked up and started to cry and said, "Yes, I do remember that shop." He replied, "Well, I'm in the pub next door."
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:52 pm

A man was hosting a business associate from Russia named Rudolph. He invited Rudolph to his home for dinner with he and his wife. As they were eating, the wife looked out the window and said "oh, look! It's snowing!" The Russian looked up and said. "Nyet. Is rain." The wife protested "I'm pretty sure it's snow," at which point her husband chimed in "Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear."
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby benga on Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:11 pm

BRIG HERE!!!!!
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Thu Dec 19, 2013 6:33 pm

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Fri Dec 20, 2013 9:58 am

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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby Auger13 on Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:40 pm

so willie - when is the debt on that bet being paid?
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Re: Forum Funnys :)

Postby willedtowin1 on Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:44 pm

LMAO.....
He lasted for less than 12 hours at that.
and he is almost a Major again.......... ROFLMAO

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