Life a of peasent. A game of life.

[ranck3]

We dont lose cash for tax anymore.

[ranck3]

I tax for 2 days.

[sheepofdumb]

I give fircoal 101 pop points. He is that awsome.

[ranck3]

You can only give 2 daily.

Fircoal gains 2 P points.

[ranck3]

Sheep, can you do something related to the game?

[Iliad]

Does spam count as game related?























































































































well does it?

[hawkeye]

I wish I got some of those damn carrots. I would have payed for them with debt.

[Dancing Mustard]

Listen up you little creep, I've seen your financial records and it's quite clear that you're laundering more money than Capone ever was. 'Taxes' are coming in to your pocket from businesses all over the city, but we got the fraud squad to check out their accounts; and guess what? They didn't pay you cent. It doesn't add up you see, you're taxing honest folks, but they ain't losing nothing; so where's the money coming from?
I'm holding you for as long as it takes you to squeal wiseguy, you're going in a cell with the biggest baddest hoodlum I can find, and you ain't coming out till you tell me exactly where that dirty money is coming from; unless you come out in a zipped up bag.
Now take him away boys, this little crook just got himself a whole lot to think about.

Ranck3 has been arrested on charges of money laundering. He is unable to participate further in the game until he is formally released. His bail is set at 30,000 gold pieces, which any other player may forefit in order to secure his early release.

[ranck3]

Bump

[DirtyDishSoap]

i'll bump you!

[Dancing Mustard]

Incarcerated Paedophiles and Tax-dodgers can't bump
Officer DDS was doing the right thing by bumping you, I'll see he gets promoted for this.

[jeffonfire]

I am selling this:
1 shirt
1 pair of pants
1 pair of gloves

We will barter on the prices.

I hunt with my horse and eagle.
I get 3 rabbits. I gut them kook them and throw out all but the meat.
I eat 1 meat.

Gp:46
Cave:small-with birdcage, stove, fireplace, and workbench!
House: small-with stove.
Stuff: 1 bear, 1 shirt, 1 pair of pants, 1 pair of gloves, 7 rabbit meat, 5 rabbit skin, 1 horse-with horseshoes+sattle, 40 nails, 1 mith knife, 4 sheep meat, 1 Wolf, 1 Eagle, 38 mith bars, 1 bandage, unlimited hammers.
P point:11
jobs: miner/smith
Smith level=38
I am wearing: pants, shirt, gloves.

[ranck3]

How much for pants?
10gp?

[Iliad]

I sneak and burn on of your houses: by page 50 your community will give me 1000 gp or I will spam([size=0]this is spam, do not take seriously[/size])

[alex_white101]

i go hunting and find 1000 rabbits, evil ones, they enter u crappy town and kill u all along with this thread. do not post here again.

[Dancing Mustard]

I make up some stuff that I have.
I go and pursue some fictional practical endeavour with this made up stuff.
I fabricate a profit from this fictional endeavour.
I offer to sell you these phantasmal profits in exchange for similar non-existant profits which you alleged to obtain several posts back.
Using these newly obtained imaginary items I pretend to create some stuff which I then proceed to post in a big list.

Gp: 39672957569.6
House: Triangular-with en-suite vomitorium
Stuff: 1 tin of baked beans, 1 torn stocking, 1 strap on dildo, 1 lump of rotting offal, 7 werewolf meat, 5 human skin, 1 Thai-prostitute-with gag+saddle, 40 bees, 1 Swedish Penis Enlarger, 4 pairs of novelty specatcles, 1 tin of mints, 1 foetus in a jar that occassionaly warns me of future catastrophies but refuses to speak in anything other than cryptic riddles, 38 snickers bars, 1 bondage encyclopedia, unlimited 40mm video cameras and adult daipers.
P point: 85.3 squared
jobs: Boning your mum, stealing children's toys, dribbling on passing strangers, licking windows, picking bars of condensed milk from particularly tall trees
Irradiated Mutant level = 38.2 divided by the number you first thought of.
I am wearing: boxers, gimp mask, a suit made from your father's skin, bangles, a 10 gallon hat.

[ranck3]

Shut up and stop posting on this game.

[Dancing Mustard]

Oh come on, if you're going to play then at least play fairly. You're not allowed to post until you are released from jail. You're there for molesting children and evading taxes; remember?


I take my Thai-prostitute and ride her on the common.
My pickled foetus warns me of an impending catastrophe, hinting darkly at an 'avian holocaust'.
I will sell my strap-on-dildo for 56gp
I give 999999999999999999999 P-points to Fircoal.

[ranck3]

dancing musterd what do you want!?!?!?!?! your not even playing!

[Dancing Mustard]

I sell you my Strap-on-dildo for 39584365 gp
I hunt for your relatives in the woods. I slaughter your grandmother. I get 1 Ranck3's Grandmother's skin.
I use the 1 Ranck3's Grandmother's skin to make 1 Ranck3's Grandmother's Skin Suit.
I put the Ranck3's Grandmother's Skin Suit on.
I insert the Snickers Bar into the Thai-Prostitute; nothing happens. Yet.
I buy a small glass beaker.
My Thai-Prostitute vomits in my Triangular House's en-suite vomitorium.
I put the vomit in the beaker and add it to my list of possessions.
I cross breed my tin of mints with my lump of rotting offal; it will take 2 posts to mature.
I cover your cottage in adult diapers then dance naked around it while interfering with myself, filming the whole affair on a 40mm video camera.
I'm spent.
I find a banana hammock in the woods.

I have:
Gp: 69682997569.6
House: Triangular-with en-suite vomitorium
Stuff: 1 tin of baked beans, 1 torn stocking, 1 lump of rotting offal + 1 tin of mints, 7 werewolf meat, 5 human skin, 1 Thai-prostitute-with gag+saddle, 40 bees, 1 Swedish Penis Enlarger, 4 pairs of novelty specatcles, 1 foetus in a jar that occassionaly warns me of future catastrophies but refuses to speak in anything other than cryptic riddles, 38 snickers bars, 1 bondage encyclopedia, unlimited 40mm video cameras and adult daipers, one suit made from your father's skin, one glass beaker of Thai-Prostitute's vomit, 1 banana hammock.
P point: 85.3 squared
jobs: Boning your mum, stealing children's toys, dribbling on passing strangers, licking windows, picking bars of condensed milk from particularly tall trees.
Irradiated Mutant level = 38.2 divided by the number you first thought of.
I am wearing: boxers, gimp mask, a suit made from your Grandmother's skin, bangles, a 10 gallon hat.

[ranck3]

Go die dancing mustard.

[Guidocks]

Listen up you little creep, I've seen your financial records and it's quite clear that you're laundering more money than Capone ever was. 'Taxes' are coming in to your pocket from businesses all over the city, but we got the fraud squad to check out their accounts; and guess what? They didn't pay you cent. It doesn't add up you see, you're taxing honest folks, but they ain't losing nothing; so where's the money coming from?
I'm holding you for as long as it takes you to squeal wiseguy, you're going in a cell with the biggest baddest hoodlum I can find, and you ain't coming out till you tell me exactly where that dirty money is coming from; unless you come out in a zipped up bag.
Now take him away boys, this little crook just got himself a whole lot to think about.

Ranck3 has been arrested on charges of money laundering. He is unable to participate further in the game until he is formally released. His bail is set at 30,000 gold pieces, which any other player may forefit in order to secure his early release.

[Dancing Mustard]

Go die dancing mustard.

Ok you little punk, I'm charging you with abusing a police officer in the line of duty, your sentence just rose by three days

Ranck3 is still incarcerated.
He may not post or interact with other players until he is formally released. His bail is set at 'one squillion billion gp' which any player may forefeit in order to secure his early release

Now, my turn:

My Tin of Mints and Rotting Offal Hybrid is complete, I now own 1 "'Moffal' Monster", it is vaguely humanoid and smells like compost.
I cross breed my Moffal Monster with my Thai-Prostitute. She will take an arbitrary number of posts (which I will decide on when the mood takes me) before she enters labour.
I steal a toy train from a child in the park.
I pawn the toy train for 51 gp
I stand naked on the common where I release my 40 bees, they swirl around me stinging my exposed flesh. I relish the pain. Every time I feel a sting I scream the name of a deceased US President and interfere with myself.
I'm spent
I drink half of the Thai-Prostitute's vomit and eat 1 were-wolf meat. I now have a half-full (or half-empty, whatever) beaker of Thai-Prostitute vomit.
I shake the foetus' jar, but it is silent.

I have:
Gp: 69682997569.6
House: Triangular-with en-suite vomitorium
Stuff: 1 tin of baked beans, 1 torn stocking, 1 lump of rotting offal + 1 tin of mints, 6 werewolf meat, 5 human skin, 1 Thai-prostitute-with gag+saddle, 40 bees, 1 Swedish Penis Enlarger, 4 pairs of novelty specatcles, 1 foetus in a jar that occassionaly warns me of future catastrophies but refuses to speak in anything other than cryptic riddles, 38 snickers bars, 1 bondage encyclopedia, unlimited 40mm video cameras and adult daipers, one suit made from your father's skin, half a glass beaker of Thai-Prostitute's vomit, 1 banana hammock.
P point: 85.3 squared
jobs: Boning your mum, stealing children's toys, dribbling on passing strangers, licking windows, picking bars of condensed milk from particularly tall trees.
Irradiated Mutant level = 38.2 divided by the number you first thought of.
I am wearing: boxers, gimp mask, a suit made from your Grandmother's skin, bangles, a 10 gallon hat.


I personally don't know why you're getting so upset Ranck3, I'm your most active player at the moment...

[jeffonfire]

Rank Ok good. I gain 10 gold you get Pants.
I eat 1 rabbit meat.

Gp:56
Cave:small-with birdcage, stove, fireplace, and workbench!
House: small-with stove.
Stuff: 1 bear, 1 shirt, 1 pair of gloves, 6 rabbit meat, 5 rabbit skin, 1 horse-with horseshoes+sattle, 40 nails, 1 mith knife, 4 sheep meat, 1 Wolf, 1 Eagle, 38 mith bars, 1 bandage, unlimited hammers.
P point:11
jobs: miner/smith
Smith level=38
I am wearing: pants, shirt, gloves.

[jeffonfire]

Rank three lets play this an my forum since we are the only people who arnt spamming!


Gp:56
Cave:small-with birdcage, stove, fireplace, and workbench!
House: small-with stove.
Stuff: 1 bear, 1 shirt, 1 pair of gloves, 6 rabbit meat, 5 rabbit skin, 1 horse-with horseshoes+sattle, 40 nails, 1 mith knife, 4 sheep meat, 1 Wolf, 1 Eagle, 38 mith bars, 1 bandage, unlimited hammers.
P point:11
jobs: miner/smith
Smith level=38
I am wearing: pants, shirt, gloves.