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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Sat Dec 11, 2010 4:37 am

muy_thaiguy wrote:
jcalebmoore wrote:Filthy mouth breathers...

What if they breathe through their noses?

In that case, they'd be quite sanitary nose breathers. :P
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby jcalebmoore on Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:45 pm

I'd like to add a new bit of jargon to the Spamalot lexicon if everyone is cool with that. "gry". It's very similar to "gfy" except the "f" for "f*ck" is replaced with "r" for "rape". Its for use when you what someone to go f*ck themselves, but you want the fucking to be more aggressive, and also completely unwanted. I've begun feeling like "gfy" doesn't always make people feel as bad as I'd like it to.

Thoughts from the spam gallery?
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:40 pm

Go rape yourself sounds like an excellent addition.

I'd defintly would cry in a corner if someone came up to me and told me that at this moment.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby Serbia on Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:53 pm

Spinach.
CONFUSED? YOU'LL KNOW WHEN YOU'RE RIPE
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might not be LEWD, but he's gonna get BOOED
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby notyou2 on Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:57 pm

If you really want them to feel violated, how about "go anally rape yourself"....gary.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby jcalebmoore on Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:12 pm

notyou2 wrote:If you really want them to feel violated, how about "go anally rape yourself"....gary.


I just feel like that gets wordy. I want the simplicity of go f*ck yourself, but I want them to know I don't want them to enjoy it.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:53 pm

Short and sweet. It works. =D>
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:17 am

How about...Go wipe your ass with wood? GWYAWW
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby Army of GOD on Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:24 am

spam
mrswdk is a ho
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:49 pm

Army of GOD wrote:spam

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!


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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:34 pm

muy_thaiguy wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:spam

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

Too true.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby jcalebmoore on Thu Dec 16, 2010 3:06 pm

What else floats in water?

Also, do it right, dammit.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby nagerous on Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:39 am

How about a simple 'I'm gonna f*ck your face up'
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:04 am

nagerous wrote:How about a simple 'I'm gonna f*ck your face up'

Too wordy.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:20 pm

GFY?
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:02 pm

Gladly!

...Oh, right, you meant that as a proposition for our insulting phrase and not as a suggestion. . . :oops:

8-[
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:15 pm

Both, actually. Oh, can't forget about this one! How about "hecter," kind of says it all in one word, doesn't it?
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:26 pm

hecter is indeed, a very offensive word.
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:10 am

That it is...

On a completely different, attention-seeking note: 'Tis my birthday, today. :P

Just had to tell someone, and I'd rather tell the people who won't give a damn...Works as spam :D
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby muy_thaiguy on Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:43 am

Happy Birthday!
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Postby firth4eva on Mon Dec 20, 2010 9:41 am

HBTWO
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Tue Dec 21, 2010 1:39 am

The Weird One wrote:That it is...

On a completely different, attention-seeking note: 'Tis my birthday, today. :P

Just had to tell someone, and I'd rather tell the people who won't give a damn...Works as spam :D

*Humps Face*
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Thu Dec 23, 2010 3:26 pm

Danke schon
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby The Weird One on Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:21 pm

Merry Christmas, peoples!!!!
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Re: WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!

Postby DirtyDishSoap on Sat Dec 25, 2010 12:45 pm

Merry Christmas...

Whoever bought me premium last time...

STOP FUCKING DOING IT! I RARELY PLAY ANYMORE!
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