The Queen

by **apey** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:05 pm

omg DM I am in love with you

by **hecter** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:06 pm

by **btownmeggy** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:08 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
btownmeggy wrote:Individual or pairs is fine, as long as you specify which.

"Come into physical contact" is fine if it was bare skin to bare skin, but if there was a barrier of any kinda you can only count "fondled errogenously".

I'm guessing 1 pair. Mama's.
In that case, you owe me fifty bucks. I have in fact fondled many pairs of breasts in my time, be that in bars, bedrooms, nightclubs or rural swampland, and I'm afraid that not once did the big sacks of plastic give me as much joy as real ones. Sure they looked great as I stumbled drunkenly through the neon wasteland of Oxford town, but closer inspection was always something of a letdown.

In other words, I'm sorry if your waps are made of silicone Meg. But they just aren't my 'bag'.

Now, let us cease this vulgar boasting about my past sexual conquests, and resume crowning me the kind of IK while throwing silicone-'enchanced' Barbie dolls into pits of leeches.

What sort of crowd do you run in where you encounter women with breast implants so regularly? Come visit Btown and I'll introduce you to some good, decent young socialist ladies.

But speaking of your supposed past sexual conquests... RURAL SWAMPLAND?

by **ignotus** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:09 pm

brooksieb wrote:
oh god......if you lost ur virginity to her ignotus ur screwed!
hope ya didnt do it

you wish... :cry:

by **Dancing Mustard** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:10 pm

btownmeggy wrote:speaking of your supposed past sexual conquests... RURAL SWAMPLAND?

Where I come from that's the nearest thing we have to 'pleasant countryside', and as such it's the hot place to take your lady on a warm summer's day...

Stop sniggering. I live a a simple life, but a proud one.

by **apey** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:11 pm

hecter wrote::cry:

Hecter I love you mostest

by **suggs** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:13 pm

Did someone say something after "BREAST IMPLANTS"?

by **ignotus** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:14 pm

suggs wrote:Did someone say something after "BREAST IMPLANTS"?

why?

by **heavycola** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:16 pm

Aidan Kerr wrote:I'm Scottish and I want her out

You want her out? out of where? as a lesbian? in the fresh air? what does this mean?

by **suggs** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:17 pm

Well, the last thing i recall is BTownmeggy taalking about breast implants, and then there was a lot of stuff that looks like words and shit-perhaps a post by dancing mustard?

Anyway, LETS PLEASE TALK ABOUT BREAST IMPLANTS.
Or Breasts.
Real or fake, WHO CARES, as long as they receiving Suggs Snuffling.

by **heavycola** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:20 pm

Whoops. I do apologise for not reading past the first page. This has become turbothread 3.0 and should be re-derailed as soon as possible.

by **Dancing Mustard** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:22 pm

apey wrote::shock: omg DM I am in love with you

This news is in no way unwelcome...

by **greenoaks** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:23 pm

my avatar has implants.

by **suggs** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:25 pm

greenoaks wrote:my avatar has implants.

Would £10,000 suffice to sleep with me?
Or I can cook a mean fried breakfast.

by **apey** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:25 pm

Implants suck

by **suggs** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:26 pm

apey wrote:Implants suck

I love sucking implants.

by **apey** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:27 pm

I can't sit here and discuss implants
so any way do you think that the queen wants some rubber boobies

by **Dancing Mustard** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:28 pm

apey wrote:Implants suck

Why do you have so much hate for them Apester?

I can see why males might feel slightly betrayed and tricked by the things, but why would a woman have such feelings?

by **suggs** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:29 pm

apey wrote::? I can't sit here and discuss implants
so any way do you think that the queen wants some rubber boobies

She could definitely pull them off.
I've always loved the monarchy.

The cool thing is, I don't just think with my dick.

by **Snorri1234** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:30 pm

heavycola wrote:Whoops. I do apologise for not reading past the first page. This has become turbothread 3.0 and should be re-derailed as soon as possible.

But I wanna talk about it.

by **heavycola** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:31 pm

suggs wrote:
The cool thing is, I don't just think with my dick.

No, we know you have several other uses for it suggsy

by **apey** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:32 pm

Dancing Mustard wrote:
apey wrote:Implants suck
Why do you have so much hate for them Apester?

I can see why males might feel slightly betrayed and tricked by the things, but why would a woman have such feelings?

It is just wrong and I hate them plastic surgery as a whole kinda bothers me I don't know why but it just does you know that they can now surgically alter a females clit :shock:

it is just sick

by **suggs** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:34 pm

Personally, i'm convinced that plastic surgery is really going to give me a new lease of life.

by **Backglass** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:39 pm

suggs wrote:WHO MAKE THIS COUNTRY LOOK LIKE AN ABSOLUTE JOKE TO THE REST OF THE WORLD.

Hey, you don't have a monopoly on that...we have "King George". :lol:

by **greenoaks** on Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:51 pm

many, many years ago i met a bloke with implants who let me feel them. i didn't think much of them. i think technology has improved since then.

and at my last job there was a bloke who got large implants and always wore low cut revealing tops to show them off, he had paid a lot for them so why not show them off.

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