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Postby mr. incrediball on Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:15 am

hmm... let's see...

yahweh is all by himself,

zeus is king of a whole team,

odin is king of a whole team,

ra is in a team, but i don't think he's the leader...

so it's between zeus and odin...

ah! but of course! zeus features in TWO religions (roman and greek) so he wins!
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Nov 25, 2007 5:57 am

Apparently, there's only 1 being who can look at God directly, and that's his son/himself. To be honest, if you can't even look at your opponent, there isn't much of a fight.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:02 am

Minister Masket wrote:Apparently, there's only 1 being who can look at God directly, and that's his son/himself. To be honest, if you can't even look at your opponent, there isn't much of a fight.


pff... a god can look at another god
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Postby Minister Masket on Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:06 am

mr. incrediball wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Apparently, there's only 1 being who can look at God directly, and that's his son/himself. To be honest, if you can't even look at your opponent, there isn't much of a fight.


pff... a god can look at another god

But God is not just any old god, he IS God.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:07 am

Minister Masket wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Apparently, there's only 1 being who can look at God directly, and that's his son/himself. To be honest, if you can't even look at your opponent, there isn't much of a fight.


pff... a god can look at another god

But God is not just any old god, he IS God.


well, i suppose th whole point of yahweh is the idea that he is the only god.

so if yahweh even turns up for the fight, it proves the other gods don't exist, and he automatically wins.
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Postby Beastly on Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:09 am

Buddah... Sumo Wrestling Champ...
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Postby mr. incrediball on Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:13 am

Beastly wrote:Buddah... Sumo Wrestling Champ...


buddha isn't actually a god, so he loses. :P
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Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:26 am

freezie wrote:I do not know much about Ra and Odin..But..

God: Omnipotent, loveful, peaceful and powerful.

Zeus: Drastic warrior with a big HAMMAR! and just overpowering on the battlefield.

Yea, zeus win in a 1vs1 fight.



This isn't about what god exist or not..This is an arena. Zeus gets out without a scratch.


Don't be stupid, Zeus doesn't have a hammer.
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Postby mr. incrediball on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:32 am

Snorri1234 wrote:
freezie wrote:I do not know much about Ra and Odin..But..

God: Omnipotent, loveful, peaceful and powerful.

Zeus: Drastic warrior with a big HAMMAR! and just overpowering on the battlefield.

Yea, zeus win in a 1vs1 fight.



This isn't about what god exist or not..This is an arena. Zeus gets out without a scratch.


Don't be stupid, Zeus doesn't have a hammer.


but he has super cool lightning bolts :P
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Postby Gypsys Kiss on Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:46 am

mr. incrediball wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:
mr. incrediball wrote:
Minister Masket wrote:Apparently, there's only 1 being who can look at God directly, and that's his son/himself. To be honest, if you can't even look at your opponent, there isn't much of a fight.


pff... a god can look at another god

But God is not just any old god, he IS God.


well, i suppose th whole point of yahweh is the idea that he is the only god.

so if yahweh even turns up for the fight, it proves the other gods don't exist, and he automatically wins.



if god turned up to the fight not only would it mean that he knows he is not the only god, it would also cause him to lose his omnipotant powers and therefore lose to anyone with a toothpick
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Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:53 am

mr. incrediball wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
freezie wrote:I do not know much about Ra and Odin..But..

God: Omnipotent, loveful, peaceful and powerful.

Zeus: Drastic warrior with a big HAMMAR! and just overpowering on the battlefield.

Yea, zeus win in a 1vs1 fight.



This isn't about what god exist or not..This is an arena. Zeus gets out without a scratch.


Don't be stupid, Zeus doesn't have a hammer.


but he has super cool lightning bolts :P


Indeed he has. And a frightingly huge libido.
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Postby dustn64 on Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:48 am

Well the God option is an omnipresent being, so I guess that would be good. If someone cut him he would be like "meh, I still got like 12 billion square feet of me left."
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Postby jiminski on Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:52 am

I think we are forgetting the Prophet Mohamed.. fantastic pugilist!

That fella would box the arse off any of em!... Even Vishnu and that bugger had 2 sets of arms!
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Postby Kaplowitz on Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:00 am

Chris7He wrote:There is only one true God and then there's Laurel McGoff.


Chuck Norris :roll:

And i voted against God cause im Family Guy he is really fat and in SOuth Park he is a floating golden monkey
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Postby Nickbaldwin on Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:56 am

Ron Paul, obviously.
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Postby Snorri1234 on Sun Nov 25, 2007 1:21 pm

Nickbaldwin wrote:Ron Paul, obviously.


QFT.
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Postby DukeToshiro on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:53 pm

God all the way, man.
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Postby Chris7He on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:55 pm

God and Laurel McGoff for the win!

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Postby Strife on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:56 pm

Chris7He wrote:God and Laurel McGoff for the win!

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Is that you ar something, because your obsessed with it. :?
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Postby Chris7He on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:58 pm

Strife wrote:
Chris7He wrote:God and Laurel McGoff for the win!

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Is that you ar something, because your obsessed with it. :?


I love Laurel!!!

I wish she were my GF

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/bios/laurel/

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/kid_nation/photos.php?mode=kids&kid=21&photo=kn_01_laurel_00
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Postby muy_thaiguy on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:58 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:
Chris7He wrote:There is only one true God and then there's Laurel McGoff.


Chuck Norris :roll:

And i voted against God cause im Family Guy he is really fat and in SOuth Park he is a floating golden monkey
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Postby Kaplowitz on Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:59 pm

Chris7He wrote:God and Laurel McGoff for the win!

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*sigh*
i didnt want to tell you this because i didnt want the whole world to know.

I am Laurel McGoff. There are you happy? i said it.

And no i will not be your g-friend you perverted slob! Gosh darnet!
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Postby Chris7He on Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:01 pm

Kaplowitz wrote:
Chris7He wrote:God and Laurel McGoff for the win!

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*sigh*
i didnt want to tell you this because i didnt want the whole world to know.

I am Laurel McGoff. There are you happy? i said it.

And no i will not be your g-friend you perverted slob! Gosh darnet!


Liar! The real Laurel never uses the Internet except to edit her bio on Kid Nation!!!!
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Postby Kaplowitz on Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:16 pm

Chris7He wrote:
Kaplowitz wrote:
Chris7He wrote:God and Laurel McGoff for the win!

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*sigh*
i didnt want to tell you this because i didnt want the whole world to know.

I am Laurel McGoff. There are you happy? i said it.

And no i will not be your g-friend you perverted slob! Gosh darnet!


Liar! The real Laurel never uses the Internet except to edit her bio on Kid Nation!!!!


And to play CC :roll: (in secret but not so much anymore).
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Postby Ocidean on Sun Nov 25, 2007 9:49 pm

Well, lets see...

Odin has a hammer, Zeus has a f*cken lightning bolt and can knock out Odin at a range of several km

Odin *KO*
Ra
Zeus
God

Hmm, Ra i suppose has the sun. Which after throwing at Zeus and his puny lightning bolt kills him.

Odin *KO*
Ra
Zeus *DEAD*
God

Right about now Odin would be coming round, but God would just create the universe and drop it ontop of both Odin and Ra, so there both dead.

Odin *DEAD*
Ra *DEAD*
Zeus *DEAD*
God

And that, ladys and gentlemen is how the universe was created!
Hmm...
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