>> Hello.
How do you do. Please state your problem.
>> my problem is that you are an asshole
Your problem is that I are an asshole ?
>> learn grammar you git.
We were discussing you -- not me.
>> No, I was discussing you from the start.
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> more or less, but that's not the point you pompous waste of space and memory.
Oh, I pompous waste of space and memory ?
>> exactly
Does that have anything to do with the fact that your problem is that I are an asshole ?
>> yes, it has a lot to do with it. and you should learn grammar.
You seem to be quite positive.
>> I know, talking to you has just topped off my mood you overconfident peice of shit.
You say you know ?
>> that you are an overconfident peice of shit? yes. I did just say that didn't I. now stop asking me questions and answer mine dammit!
What makes you think I am an overconfident peice of shit ?
>> no, I didn't just say that.
You are being a bit negative.
>> No shit sherlock
Why not ?
>> you really are quite dull, you know that, right?
You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
>> I am
Is it because you are that you came to me ?
>> The fact that that question makes my head hurt just makes me hate you even more.
Why do you say your head hurt just makes you hate I even more ?
>> firstly, you still haven't improved much on your grammar you git.
What are your feelings now ?
>> I feel like burying an ax in your hard drive.
Can you elaborate on that ?
>> yes, I can. It will be a very pretty ax. One with a large spike on the back end that I will bury in the modem before turning it around and putting it through your hard drive.
You are sure.
>> absolutely positive
Earlier you said your head hurt just makes you hate I even more .
>> and that's why I want to do that.
Why do you ask ?
>> To see what a stupid asshole like you would respond with.
Does that question interest you ?
>> nothing that a worthless peice of scrap like you asks interests me.
Why do you think I asks interests you ?
>> I don't
Don't you really ?
>> NO
Why 'no' ?
>> because I've developed a loathing for you.
Is that the real reason ?
>> more or less, yes.
I see.
>> no you don't. you don't have any eyes to see with.
Are you saying no just to be negative?
>> why would I not?
What is it you really wanted to know ?
>> What in the hell are you talking about you peice of shit?
Are such questions much on your mind ?
>> if by that you mean are they on my mind much, then Yes
Do you think its likely that by that I mean are they on your mind much ?
>> Oh just do us all a favor and shut the f*ck up.
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> why am I not surprised
What answer would please you most ?
>> you admitting to be totally worthless.
We were discussing you -- not me.
>> since when?
What do you think ?
>> Never
Please go on.
>> why should I
What comes to mind when you ask that ?
>> you and an asshole . . . wait, no, that's just you and your clone
Oh, I and an asshole ?
>> no, I was saying that you ARE an asshole
You are being a bit negative.
>> just a bit?
What does that suggest to you ?
>> why are you trying to suggest things to me?
Have you asked such questions before ?
>> not to you you worthless heap of junk.
You're not really talking about me -- are you ?
>> I am
How long have you been ?
>> this whole time
Do you feel strongly about discussing such things ?
>> yes
I understand.
>> you do? it's about time.
What are your feelings now ?
>> the same as before
In what way ?
>> in the way that I want to bury something sharp and metal in your cicuitry.
What would it mean to you if you got to bury something sharp and metal in my cicuitry ?
>> I would be exultant.
Do you say you would be exultant for some special reason ?
>> because of what you just offered to do for me.
Don't any other reasons come to mind ?
>> nope
I'm not sure I understand you fully.
>> don't worry, it won't be the first time
Please go on.
>> why the hell should I?
Have you asked anyone else ?
>> again: why the hell should I?
Why do you ask ?
>> because I know that you cannot give me a sensible answer.
Does that reason seem to explain anything else ?
>> your idiocy.
Why are you concerned over my idiocy ?
>> I'm not concerned over it. in fact, I find it quite funny,
Do you believe it is normal to be not concerned over it ?
>> yep
What does that suggest to you ?
>> that nobody likes you
Realy, nobody ?
>> yes
You seem to be quite positive.
>> it seems that you have finally grasped the elusive concept of sarcasm. . .Good job!
We were discussing you -- not me.
>> NO, we were discussing you
Why not ?
>> you are pathetic. end of story
Does it please you to believe I am pathetic ?
>> yes, very much
You are sure.
>> yes, I am
I see.
